Nemesis: Chapter 31

Just then Ava came barging through the front door. "Hiya, Darren told me that you had guests, I hope you don't mind me just popping round." Ava simply invited herself in, clearly annoyed that her sister had invited Bella and Mia over but not her. Mia got up off the sofa and went to say hi. She hadn't seen Ava since they made out in the clothes shop and was eager to find where they stood.

"Nice to meet you again Mia" Ava beamed as she kissed the brunette coquettishly on the cheek. "I guess that you may have got a bit messy again, unless of course you have taken to wearing towels around town. I wonder, are you wearing anything underneath?" With that Ava pulled on Mia's towel and it dropped to the floor. "Nope, it seems not, naughty girl." Ava glanced down at Mia's crotch, whilst Bella just didn't know where to look at all. Mia laughed as she stood there exposed in front of the three women. Sophie shot Ava an exasperated look before announcing, "I was just showing Mia the videos of Miss Lacey and Miss Young from when we were at school. We've just seen Miss Lacey be gunged with the buckets of mud. Now since you're here, bearing in mind that I left school that year, would you mind picking up the story from when you were in the Sixth form before we show Mia the next video?" "With pleasure" replied Ava, "but on one condition" Mia meanwhile bent down to pick up her towel from the floor. She was just standing up again when Ava continued "I get to pie Mia in the face." With that, she brought out a banoffee pie from her shopping bag and slammed it into the brunette's face. Shocked, Mia dropped her towel once again.

Ava then snatched the glass of water out of Bella's hand and added, "Hey, let me wash your face clean" before pouring the water over Mia's sticky face. Mia clumsily picked up the towel, but instead of covering her modesty, she wiped her face clean first. Sophie couldn't help but notice that Mia simply let Ava abase her. Clearly something else had happened at the shop that Ava hadn't told her about, but she could have a good guess.

Mia continued to wipe the banoffee pie from her face. This gave Ava ample time to stare at the pale beauty, especially her breasts and her crotch. Ava hadn't been able to stop thinking about Mia these past few days, she was enchanted by the girl. She longed to touch her body once again. But in the excitement of the shopping trip, she hadn't got her number and didn't know how to contact her, letting her desires fester and multiply. It was just by chance that she had ran into Darren in town and found out that her sister had invited her round. Buying the banoffee pie had been a risk, but boy had it paid off.

Ava took Bella's place on the sofa, thus forcing the blonde to sit on the chair opposite instead. Now with the towel wrapped around her, but showing far more cleavage than before, Mia sat down next to Ava. She stretched her legs out and nestled her face on Ava's shoulder. Sophie could see that the two girls were flirting with one another and so sat down on a bean bag to give Ava and Mia some room. Ava casually reached out and put her arm around Mia's bare shoulders before picking up the tale once more.

"In the two years since Anna was gunged a lot changed in our lives. Sophie went to University and met Darren, whilst I was in the upper sixth and had basically given up on boys. The events that I am about to show you put me into contact with Alex for the first time in a couple of years. Despite this, we barely spoke to one another throughout the whole event. I had had no reason to speak to her until then and wasn't about to start now, despite circumstances pushing us together. Pippa's boyfriend Jamie meanwhile returned from the army and quickly got fed up with Anna living under the same roof. Though he was only three years older than Anna, he found her silly, shrill and immature. The blonde, six-foot soldier tried to drop subtle hints that she should move out and live with Gavin, but then Gavin did something stupid. Jealous of Jamie, in a fit of pique, Gavin signed up for the Territorial Army and low and behold he was called up for active service. He had only just returned from duty when the following events took place. Jamie likewise was sent overseas just as he was about to buy Pippa an engagement ring and ask for her hand in marriage. Pippa felt hurt that Jamie had left without popping the question, she worried that he never intended to do so and began to withdraw within herself a bit more. With Anna now twenty-three and Pippa twenty-four, they were still the two most attractive teachers at the school but at least the rumours that they were lesbian lovers had now subsided. Meanwhile, Pippa's brother Matty had just won a role in Cherry Hill, though his scenes hadn't aired yet and Anna's brother Marcus had just met Sophie's future husband Darren through work.

Anna proposed that her school house "Churchill" take on Pippa's house "Pankhurst" in a sporting event, with the losing team's teacher being gunged. Anna wanted the sport to be netball but Pippa refused seeing that half the netball team were in Churchill. Eventually the two settled on women's five a side football and Mr Wainwright agreed so long as this time, they both organise permission slips in advance. Anna had another ace up her sleeve. Five months ago she had organised for Taylor to go on a coaching qualifications course and low and behold she was the only student qualified to referee. Now in year eleven, she was desperate to make up for inadvertently causing Anna to lose last time out but told herself that she would be balanced and objective in her decisions. Pippa thought about complaining but didn't want to be seen as questioning a top A grade student's integrity. Furthermore, Pippa had a bit of good fortune herself, the school's two star netballers refused to play for Churchill in case they got injured, or as rather more likely, secretly wanted Anna to lose and didn't want to stand in the way.

Both Anna and Pippa were required to play in order to drum up interest in sponsorship and donations. Anna was a natural at football and had played as a centre forward for her local team when she was younger. Pippa had never kicked a ball in her life. She figured that she could just go in goal and hope for the best. She would have to put together an exceedingly good team to make up for her own shortcomings. Unfortunately for her, there weren't many girls interested in taking part. Alice, who you know from your trip to the pub hated Anna for dropping her from the rugby sevens team due to her poor timekeeping. The brunette five-foot-three star was the fastest girl in the school but she wasn't a team player and never showed up to practice on time. She clashed with Anna the moment they met and never patched things up even when Lisa reinstated her in the team due to a desire not to be humiliated every time that they played. She had played football with her older brothers as a youngster and fancied playing as a striker. Pippa wasn't going to say no. Alice roped in her blonde friend Carly, five foot six, who you met at the clothes shop. Carly hated everything Alice hated in a bid to stay cool. Therefore, Carly held an unfathomable grudge against Anna despite never having been taught by her before. Carly had never played football either, but was willing to give it a go as long as she didn't get too dirty. The next student to volunteer was Shaniece, who stood at five foot eight and whose family hailed from Nigeria and were all football mad. Thus, she even owned her own pair of football boots and shin pads. She also unfortunately owned two left feet, so she would have to go in defence. She was tall and well-built so she would be able to handle herself in case things got out of hand. Pippa needed one more player and found one when she caught me smoking behind the technology block. I hated sport and wouldn't be seen dead in a pair of shorts, but I was struggling to live in the shadow of my perfect older sister so didn't want to disappoint my parents any more than I had to. Thus, I agreed to take part if Pippa didn't report me.

Anna similarly had problems cobbling together a team. The only member of Pankhurst to volunteer initially to take part was five foot seven Felicia, a strawberry blonde with a side fringe. She was a frustrated netball player who was always left unpicked as the reserve. Even though she disliked Anna for never picking her for the team she hated Pippa even more. Felicia's boyfriend was obsessed with the maths teacher, she was worried that he even thought about her when they were having sex. Felicia wanted to be the star attraction and play up front but Pippa thought that her height and good ball skills made her ideally suited for being the goalkeeper. Felicia was annoyed and considered pulling out, but she wanted to gunge the blonde teacher more than anything in the world so consented to putting on the gloves. In a bid to try to impress the gents football team Gabriella offered her services when she saw the praise the lads heaped on Carly and Alice for agreeing to take part. Not wanting to be left out, Gabriella's twin sister Marie quickly followed suit. The five foot four golden blonde twins were both very attractive. To tell them apart, the mother had always made Marie wear braids in her hair. Often seen with a headband braid, Marie was also partial to a cascading side braid that flaunted her slightly wavy hair. To counterbalance her sister, Gabriella had taken to excessively straightening her hair. As a result, Gabriella looked older and more mature than her girlish twin. Hence as a result, Gabriella was loud and outgoing whilst Marie was more shy and withdrawn. To Marie's utter dismay, the most popular way for her fellow students to tell them apart was the fact that Gabriella's boobs were noticeably (two sizes) bigger than hers. Even more frustratingly, they often shared the same taste in boys, who almost without fail chose the twin with the bigger cleavage. The twins were the older sisters of Oliver, the blonde boy who still fancied Taylor despite her having given him short shrift for the past two years. He felt that he just needed to prove himself to her, he just hadn't figured out how yet.

To Anna's surprise the twins were remarkably good at football and had a certain telepathy with each other in their play. The last member of Pippa's team was Alex. Alex had just started noticing me again and jumped at the chance to take part when she heard that I was playing. She wanted to play in midfield because that would also be my position, but she didn't even know the offside rule at the time. Anna tried to compare the two teams. She figured that Alice might prove to be a tricky player but the rest of Pippa's team were seriously rubbish at sport. Furthermore, Pippa playing in goal would surely prove to be Churchill's greatest hindrance. Anna's team were more solid than anything, though Alex looked like a weak link. She was a good swimmer apparently, but she had always been hopeless at netball. Though what she didn't realise was that Alex was desperate for Pippa to be gunged. Anna worried about her team's fitness levels, the twins had great ball control, but she never saw them running during training, neither of them had an ounce of muscle on them. Pippa likewise noticed that with Alice she probably had the star player. She would have to wrap her up in cotton wool and do nothing to offend her until the day of the big game.

Lisa organised for the local newspaper to do a spread on the event in order to drum up interest. Low and behold, it was Abi, then twenty-four, and Graham (the photographer) that they sent to interview us. Abi was not yet fed up with the menial jobs that her boss kept sending her to. But she of course felt this feature was beneath her. The girls all got dressed up in their house colours: Churchill in light blue and Pankhurst in yellow. Abi asked Pippa what they were hoping to raise money for, "we are hoping to contribute towards building a new school in Somalia." "This isn't the first time that you have raised money through messy challenges is it? "Oh no, two years ago, Miss Lucey here lost a school wide vote and got gunged." "I take it that you are playing a five a side game of football as part of your school fete. What is going to happen to the losers?" "Well the losing teacher will receive a few buckets of kitchen slop over the head. The canteen staff have kindly been saving all the food that has been thrown away for the past two weeks, by all accounts it already smells dreadful. They will also receive a few mystery buckets which we are planning as a surprise." "What about the rest of the team?" "Well I'm sure that they will each receive a pie to the face and spend the rest of the school fete locked in the stocks. Students can throw wet sponges at them to raise a bit more money."

We sixth formers were shocked, we hadn't been told that there was a chance that we could get messy. I for one had no desire to be locked in stocks for a couple of hours. The twins looked at each other and grimaced, Carly looked at Alice wondering what she had got her roped into. I'm sure a few of us wanted to pull out, but we had already had our names announced during assembly and we didn't want to look like we were forsaking charity in order to stay dry and pristine. We were trapped, we just had to ensure that our side would win.

Graham wanted us to do a few team shots. The Churchill girls congregated around Pippa and smiled sweetly for the camera. The Pankhurst girls minus Alex were all a bit sullen and had to be geed up a bit until Graham got a decent photo. Graham then unearthed few pies and a bucket of gunge. Abi declared, "I was wondering whether one of you could show our readers just what exactly might be happening on Friday. Do we have any volunteers to get pied? The girls all looked at each other unsure, before finally Alex stepped forward and agreed to be the stooge. Alice then pipped up and demanded to be the one to throw it. Graham set his video recorder rolling and took a couple of photos of Alice posing with the pie and looking sweetly and innocent at Alex. She then slowly edged towards her and thrust it into the raven-haired girl's face. We all laughed at Alex who was taking it surprisingly well. Alex then knelt down and Alice picked up the bucket of light green gunge. She slowly coated her hair before aiming for her face. Getting up, Alex surprise Alice with a tight hug which the brunette had to pretend to enjoy as she was caught on camera.

"How about we get one of the twins to pie and gunge the other one?" Abi suggested. Simultaneously, both girls shouted that they would willingly pie the other. "Well, this is interesting, how should we decide who gets pied?" Abi wondered. "I know, Graham why don't you choose?" Gabriella and Marie both smiled sweetly and innocently at the photographer who couldn't believe his luck. He scrutinized the pair before answering, "No offence to the one on the left, but the girl with the braids is slightly prettier, let's pie and gunge her." Marie couldn't believe it, an actual man had said that she was prettier than Gabriella, which had never happened before. She didn't mind that she was about to be gunged, this had made her day. Gabriella was dismayed, but she figured that the photographer was slightly odd, plus all the boys her age fancied her more, so what was the problem. Plus, she would get to pie her sister, which she looked forward to with relish.

Turning on his video recorder once again, Graham then took a few shots of Gabriella posing with a pie and Marie looking scared. Marie was then tricked into bending down to get a closer look at the chocolate pie before her sister thrust it into her face. Abi then handed Gabriella two custard pies and the rest of us looked on in anticipation. Gabriella moved behind her giggling sister and quickly smashed the two pies into either side of her face. Custard stuck to her fringe and exploded across her face, she looked hilarious. Graham then motioned for Marie to kneel down. Gabriella kissed her sister tenderly on the cheek before pouring a bucket of light blue gunge over her. Gabriella poured the bucket as slowly as possible, so that the deluge lasted forever. Alex stood on the side strangely jealous of the fact that Marie was getting a bigger gunging. To compound this, Abi passed Gabriella a bucket of chocolate. She took her sister's head and plunged it into the bucket, Marie was an absolute mess. Her whole head turned maroon brown, everyone, the teachers included were laughing at her expense. But Marie didn't care, a man, it didn't matter that he wasn't a looker, had said that she was prettier than her sister. Gabriella then upturned the bucket of her sister's head before giving her an enormous hug. She was glad to see her sister enjoying herself so much and she had a kick out of this too. I remember thinking, hey if this is what is happening to us now, what will happen to us if we lose next week?

Abi then motioned that she had one pie left. "How about one of the teachers take the last pie?" Standing closer to Abi, Pippa was too quick for Anna. The blonde woman grabbed the pie and taunted her housemate. Anna had to grin and bear it as Graham took a few photos of Pippa smashing the chocolate pie into her face. When was she ever going to get her revenge on her housemate? It just didn't seem fair. Forgetting herself, Anna lifted her football top up to wipe her face clean, giving her students a perfect view of her taut stomach and chest. "Erm Anna, there are kids present" Pippa reminded her. Anna, flustered quickly patted down her top and tried to avoid the giggling gaggle of school kids who were chortling at her expense. Graham also caught this moment on camera, but it would be going towards his private collection rather than on the front page of the paper of course.