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Chapter 7: My Life with Stacey--Another Pie Battle and a Wedding Present
Story by ChuckSMx
Posted 1/20/16     791 views
We got up early that morning and went for a run. When we came back, we had some coffee. I said, "Stace, uh I think it time we had it out."

"What do you mean?"

"I'm starting a fight with you that will end up in a pie fight."

"Ohh. Well you know the saying (she really got into character), if you feel froggy, then leap."

"So, what do we fight about."

"Ummm, how about, I found out about your barber and get really mad at you."

"Cool. You wanna let's change and make, say thirty pies; 15 vanilla and 15 chocolate?"

"Sure! Let's go!" We went upstairs and I put on a pair of black swim shorts. Stacey put on a pink and white one-piece that she had been saving for me. She looked so stunning in it. This girl could look amazing in a suit of armor.

I got a big hard-on watching her change clothes into her bathing suit. I followed her downstairs and watched as her little round butt shifted. It was amazing to watch!!! I could not wait to trash her with pies!! This was going to be so awesome!!!

We went into the kitchen and there we got out thirty pie shells w/ crust and began making 15 of each. Stacey sprayed the whip cream on the bottom, I filled the middle and then she sprayed more whip cream on the top on them and piled them all a little high. She then took the finished ones over to the activity room and came back and made some more until we were through. We looked at each other and decided that now is the time.

We went over to the activity room and I started the shower. Stacey went back and got 5 bottles of chocolate syrup. She then started drizzling the syrup over the pies. I thought that was a nice touch. I got in the shower first and got soaked and the next thing I know she was fully in character of being the angry wife finding out about my barber who wore bikinis while she cut my hair. "ANDREW ALLEN HARRIS!! Where are you?!!"

"I'm taking a shower dear, you want to join me?" I played like the innocent husband.

She opened the door and trying not to laugh said, "I answered your phone and you just got a call from your "barber" and she wanted to know when you can make another appointment! Who is she Drew?" She was so trying not to laugh.

"Uh, she's my barber, dear?"

"She also wanted to know what you are wearing so she can prepare for the right treatment. What is that about?" I have to admit it, Stacey was really getting into the act.

"Uh," I said standing there also trying not to laugh. "She, uh, um, uh"

"Well, I'm waiting for an answer!"

"Uh, I'm not sure what she meant by that."

"Well let me tell you what she meant by that because I did ask her. She said that if you wear the same color bathing suit as she has in a bikini and if your wife has the same bikini, you will earn a trip to the mud-pit with her!!" She was so funny and watching her holding in the laughter was just as funny. "I'm waiting!" I was really trying not to laugh while I was getting soaked in the shower. "Okay, if you're not going to give me an answer then I will take matters in my own hands!!" With that she stepped in the shower getting totally soaked and wet. This girl got so drenched. Our pretend fight was really good. I tried to kiss her but she stayed in character and said, "Don't kiss me you two timer!"

"Well, what are you doing in the shower with me then?"

"Oh you'll find out!!" With that she turned the water off and then pretended to drag me out of the shower. She was a great actress.

She led me to pool that had all of the pies in it. "Get in Harris!" She was acting plenty mad because she used my last name first. "Sit down Harris!"

"Where dear?"

"In the center of the pool!" I sat down, still soaking wet. She grabbed a chocolate pie that was piled high with whip cream and drizzled with chocolate syrup and said "Are you going to tell me who she is or do I smash this in your face?" She-was-good!!!

"She's my barber dear!" SPLAT!!! She smashed it right in my face and smeared it good all over my head. The whip cream went everywhere. She also slipped it up on top of my head. I wiped the cream away from eyes and saw Stacey standing there, ready to burst out laughing but she still held her composure. This time she held two pies; one chocolate and the other vanilla.
"Well, who is she and what does she mean by the treatment?"

"She just cuts my hair." This time I added more information to get hit with those two pies. "She shoves my face between her breasts." WMMMMPF!!! A pie sandwich, just like I always wanted. She really smeared it all over my face and head. This time I intentionally did not wipe the pie away from my face but said, "And I grab her butt!" That really made her "mad" and she got two more chocolate pies and smashed one right after the other in my face. The whip cream became a little sloppy but I did not care. I was having the time of my life with Stacey!! Stacey was also having the time of her life just unleashing her "fury" at me with the pies. She really enjoyed herself. She grabbed a vanilla pie and told me to get to my knees. I started to add more information and said, "She bends over a lot in my face and I put my face up her butt!!" SPLAT!!!! She hit my backside with and smeared it all over my butt and up between my thighs. She sat me down again and smashed a chocolate pie all over my huge package and smeared it real good!!! I felt like I was going to cum in my swim shorts. She stood back and watched her damage to me, trying not to laugh. I got up from the bottom of the pool, covered with chocolate, vanilla, pie crusts and whip cream and I felt great!!! I shook off some of the pie and walked over to grab one.

"What do you think you're doing Harris?"

"I'm gonna get some of my own back."

"What does that mean?"

Stacey stood there, drenched and speckled with pie remains and then I said, "This is for me having to go and get a good treatment from somebody else!!" She had no reaction time because I no sooner got the words out of my mouth when I plastered her in the face with a vanilla pie. I ran it up over her head also. I then grabbed a chocolate pie and another vanilla pie and gave her a pie samich in her face and I smeared it all over her head. I then took a vanilla pie and plopped it on her head and then I curled the pie pan (crust and all) around her hair and just covered her long wet hair with it. I grabbed a bottle of chocolate syrup and just unloaded all over her wet bathing suit. I sprayed her breasts with it until the bottle was empty. I grabbed another chocolate pie and smashed her in the butt with it and wiped it up between her smooth thighs and all over her pussy. I took two vanilla pies opened her bathing suit and smashed them both in her breasts while she stood there taking it all in and enjoying every minute of this situation. Stacey grabbed a vanilla pie and I grabbed a chocolate pie and we hit each other with it at the same time. We also ground the pies slowly in each other's face. She took a bottle of syrup and began unloading it all over me, even down my swim shorts and then smeared the syrup all over me. It felt so good!! I took another vanilla pie and grabbed her by the back of head and slowly pushed her face in the pie, grinding it in the crusts and then running it up over her head.

Stacey wiped the pie away from her face and slicked back her hair with the remains. She walked over, grabbed a chocolate pie, came back to me and opened the back of my swim shorts and placed the entire pie down inside my shorts and slowly ground it in around my butt. She then took a vanilla pie and did the same thing in the inside front of my shorts. Not to be outdone, I went over grabbed a chocolate pie, opened the back of her bathing suit and dumped the entire pie down her butt and slowly smeared it all over her cheeks. We had five more pies of each flavor left to destroy the other with and three more bottles of chocolate syrup. I took one of the bottles and opened the twist top and poured the entire bottle of syrup all over Stacey's head and shampooed it in her scalp. Then I found a can of whip cream and sprayed it all over her head, again shampooing it in her long, messy hair. She did the same to me with bottle of syrup.
We each took two pies, two vanilla and two chocolate and then as if signaled by some unheard sound we hit each other in the face with them and ground them in real good. I let my pie pans just remain stuck to her until they fell off by themselves. I picked another chocolate pie and then I smeared it all over her breasts. "Have you had enough yet?"

"No."

"Are you still going to go to that bikini barber's house and get more treatments?"

"Yes!" As soon as I said it, she hit me in the face with another vanilla pie and then she plopped another vanilla pie on the top of my head and left the pan there. She picked up the last vanilla pie and SPLAT, right in my huge bulging package. These last three vanilla pies were really gloppy and it felt good all over my face and package. There were three chocolate pies remaining and I went for them. They too were really gloppy. Stacey did something then that I was really happy about. She knelt down and said, "This should keep you home!!" She pulled my huge creamy penis out of the swim shorts and began to give me a blowjob.

I had two chocolate pies in my hands and said, "Hey baby, look up!" She looked up and SPLAT, both of them right in her face and hair. It did not even phase her and she went back to sucking me. I was able to get the other pie and I smashed it behind her head drawing her closer to me as she kept sucking me. She sucked me so hard that I actually came in her mouth!! Next thing I heard was Stacey taking a "GULP" and swallowed it down. I collapsed on the bottom of the pool floor and she came over to me. Looking up into what was left of her beautiful brown eyes, she said, "Babe, that was awesome!! I felt so at liberty to destroy you and I'm glad you felt the same thing about me."

"I am glad that we are able to destroy each other when we want. Now, that we are married, I am sure that was not the end of it!"

"Not by a long shot!" We kissed and then I began to go down on her. Stacey had wiped a lot of the pie crust and whip cream off of her but she was still destroyed. I went down on her and started licking her and eating her out. "THIS IS THE BEST PIE I EVER HAD!!" I said as was eating her.

"There's plenty to eat baby so just help yourself!!" I ate her so hard, she had multiple orgasms. We laid there in pool for a while and then we got up, sprayed each other down and cleaned up everything up. We had to take three showers to get all of the pie remains off of us, but it was worth it. When we finished cleaning everything up it was 11:00. We went upstairs and had sex again and yes I was still able to unload in her!

Around 12:30 I sat up and said, "Stacey, it's time I showed you another wedding present."

"Really? Where is it?"

"Well, we have to go somewhere far away. Pack your bags with bikinis and bathing suits! We're going to Antigua!"

"ANTIGUA?!! Are you serious?!! I have always wanted to go there! Is this a vacation or what?"

"Or what! I bought you something that you need to see there."

"What did you buy me?"

"A house."

"A HOUSE?!!" She went and packed for the both of us while I called Phil (my pilot) to fly us over there. I called Steve (a friend of mine) and ask him to keep an eye on the house for us. He said he would. We took the truck to the airport and stopped and checked on another restaurant I owned before going to the airport. Everything was running well. I am making money hand over fist even with that investment.

We get to the airport and had to wait for Phil. We did load our luggage and by then he arrived. We taxied out to the runway and then we were clear for takeoff. We flew to Palm Beach Florida, landed and refueled and then flew over to Antigua. We landed there and Phil got a hotel room in town while we rented a car and drove over to the real estate agents office. We called ahead of time to let them know we were coming. We got there, signed the papers, got the keys and drove out to the house. We stopped in town and bought some groceries and Stacey bought herself a straw hat to wear. When we pulled up to the house, Stacey said, "Oh Drew! IT IS BEAUTIFUL! I LOVE IT AND I LOVE YOU!!"

"I LOVE YOU TOO STACE! This is all ours! ENJOY!"

"Oh I will, I will!' We got out of the car and then walked up to the front door. Stacey turned the key and opened the door. We walked in and everything was just gorgeous.

This girl is right at home in Antigua. We unpacked and put the groceries away and then Stacey changed in to a turquoise bikini.

I put on a turquoise swim brief and then we headed outside to look around our vacation home. Stacey turned to me and said, "Drew, I love it!! Thank you very much!!"

"You're welcome babe and I love you!!" We hugged and then we kissed. We walked around the grounds looking over everything. We go back to the house and grab some beach towels and head down to our beach. We spread them on the ground and then we both lie down on them. We held hands as laid there on the beach. After a while Stacey turns over to get some sun on her back. I am so glad this girl is not afraid of getting a tan. I turned over also. We lay facing each other and Stacey says, "I can't believe we are here in Antigua when this morning we were at home having a pie battle and destroying each other! My Mom is going to flip when I tell her about this."

"We're going to have to fly them over here sometime."

"I know, babe!" We stared at each other and then I got up and Stacey followed me over to the water. We waded out in the water and the water did not even up to our knees until we were way out there. The water came to her butt before me and it looked so good. Stacey knelt down in the water and just started floating around. I joined her. It was an absolutely gorgeous day with Stacey. It was late afternoon when we finally went swimming in the pool. I watched as Stacey's wet butt shifted from left to right all the way up to the shore. She was looking at me too. We dried off and then went up laid out by the pool. It wasn't until 6 o'clock when we went inside and had something eat. Stacey and I made supper, ate cleaned up the kitchen and then went back outside and sat beside the pool. "Drew, I'm going to call Mom and tell her about this."

"Okay babe!" Stacey called her Mom. They talked for a while and Carolyn could not believe we were in Antigua. Stacey told her that she was going to send her some pictures of the house soon. They talked a little while longer and then hung up. BTW we still had our bathing suits on. Stacey sat beside me on the couch and we just sat there not believing it ourselves that we were in Antigua, not to mention that we owned a house there. She cuddled up beside me and just stroked my face with her tender hand. She still had her bikini on and by now it was dry. "Stace, do wanna go swimming in the pool?"

"I thought you'd never ask!" With that she jumped and grabbed my arm and together we jumped in the pool. The water was so warm. We swam around and played and then Stacey came up to me and planted the biggest kiss on my lips. I wrapped my arms around her and reached down and grabbed her wet butt. Her wet breasts felt so good pressed against me. I started getting a hard-on and Stacey felt it. She dove under the water and came slicking back her hair. She looked so good wet!! "Stace, you look amazing!!"

"Thanks sweetie! You look amazing too!" With that she took my hand and led me up the steps of the pool. I watched as her wet butt shifted up and down. We dried off and went to the bedroom. We pulled the curtains and turned on the ceiling fan and then Stacey went to her knees on the bed. "Drew, darling, do me! I want you to pump me good and hard like I know you can!" By this time I was rock solid. I knelt on the bed with her and we started caressing each other and kissing very passionately.

I cupped her breasts and started kissing around her soft lovely neck. I then went down and untied her top with my teeth and then sucking her breasts. Her nipples were extremely hard. I buried my face in her soft breasts and then I reached around her and grabbed her butt. She reached down and grabbed my hard package. She then took my bathing suit off and laid me down on the bed and sat on top of me. Her long hair, still wet from the pool was slicked back. Her soft pussy was wet and then she sat on my neck. I reached up and grabbed her breasts. She shoved her wet pussy right in my face. I started eating her out and she just leaned back in pure ecstasy and enjoyment. I ate her really hard. "EAT ME DREW, EAT ME GOOD!!! OOOOHHHH THAT FEELS SO GOOD!!!!" I just lapped it up!! She turned around and placed her wet butt right in my face and stretched her entire body across mine and then she took my long hard penis in her soft hands and placed it right in her mouth and just sucked it good!!!!! I ate her from behind with everything I had in me. I soaked up her wetness and licked all around her cheeks. I ate her muff until she had three orgasms. I untied her bottom with my teeth and she turned around again and lowered herself on me. She smiled so brightly as I penetrated her with my hard organ. She kissed me squarely on the lips and I returned the favor. We kissed so hard and passionately that I came within a matter of minutes. "Stace, I'm sorry. I did not want to come that fast!"

"It is alright babe! I understand. We were both very excited and it's okay." She went to the bathroom and blow dried her hair. We went to sleep early that night in each other's arms.

This girl had absolutely zero qualms about wearing bikinis and I like it like that!! I have a feeling that we are going to be wearing nothing but swim shorts and bikinis while we are here in Antigua for the next few days. We sat on the couch and watched the ocean in our backyard. It was a spectacular morning! I watched Stacey sitting there sipping her coffee and was thinking how a few months ago I was lonely not knowing if I would ever love again. "Stacey?"

She looked at me adoringly and said, "Yes sweetheart?"

"Thank you!"

"For what?"

"For bringing me back to life."

"Oh baby!" We put our coffee down and then kissed each other. It was not a soak-our-face kiss, but just a tender kiss between lovers when they know what the other is thinking. I stroked her hair and face and she sat there beaming, just soaking everything up. "Drew, I still can't process this. We actually own a house in Antigua."

"Not just here, but even our ranch with horses and yes another pool. I want you to have the best of everything!"

"I do have the best of everything, I have you!" She reached down and grabbed my hand. "But if you insist, I'll take the houses too!" With that she laughed. She has the greatest laugh ever. We finished our coffee and Stacey stood up and stretched. I was looking at this girl like she was money from home. I got up and made us some breakfast and then we ate. After we cleaned up from breakfast, we grabbed some towels and headed down to the beach. We laid out for hours just soaking up the sun. Pretty soon we waded out in the water and we had the best time. I loved seeing Stacey get completely soaking wet in that bikini!!!

We came back on shore and laid out at the pool for a while. We had lunch and then changed clothes and went for a drive around the island. Antigua is a beautiful island and Stacey makes it more beautiful. I love being here with her. We stopped in town and bought some things and even ran across Phil. He was soaking up the island like we were. We invited him over to dinner that night and he accepted.

For dinner we had conch steaks and fries and SanPellegrinos. This was the first time Stacey and Phil ever ate conch. "Drew, this is awesome!!" Stacey said.

"It really is," Phil said. "Where did you learn to cook like this?"

"I just read the recipe online and started cooking. I have always made my own French fries." For dessert I picked up a key lime pie. Again this was the first time Stacey ever had it.

"Drew, you're spoiling me, you know that right?"

"It's my pleasure to spoil you." She winked at me and I winked back. After dessert Phil went back to his hotel. Stacey helped me clean up from dinner and put everything away. She leaned on the countertop and said, "Now what?"

"Want to walk on our beach?"

"Absolutely!" We held hands and went outside and walked on the beach a little ways. The sun was going down and we sat on the sand and just held each other while we watched the sun set. We barely spoke because the scenery was just gorgeous and with Stacey out there with me, it made it even more gorgeous. She looked up at me and whispered, "This is so enchanting, Drew! I have always wanted to do this. Being from Texas, I never grew up around the beach but I have come to really love it. And I love you!" She gave a peck of a kiss on the cheek then laid her head on my shoulder.

"I love you too, baby!" I gave her a kiss on the head. We sat there awhile and then got up and walked up to the house. We sat down on the edge of the pool. Stacey was wearing a light blue t-shirt and some tan shorts and I had on some cargo shorts and a t-shirt.

I peeled my t-shirt off and Stacey said, "Uh, what are you doing?"

"Taking my t-shirt off."

"No, no! I am the only one who takes off your t-shirts. And that is only after I see you soaking wet in it, mister!"

With that she pushed me into the pool. The water was very warm and felt great. I came up and she was laughing at me. I swam up to her and pulled myself out of the pool. "Now, I can take your t-shirt off!" Stacey lifted my shirt off over my head and then proceeded to take my shorts off. I had a pair of Reebok underwear on and they were completely soaked. "OOOOHHHH!! I love that!" By now I had a tent building in my wet underwear. Unbeknownst to me, while I was under water, Stacey pulled off her bra from underneath her shirt. She knew I was going to push her and she was highly anticipating it. I was dripping wet and then I gave Stacey a big hug. She wanted to get dunked so she was not afraid of getting wet. After we hugged, I turned around like I was not going to push her and then I walked away but I immediately turned and ran towards her and picked her up and we both went into the pool!! I came up before Stacey and then she came up. Her light blue t-shirt was absolutely sheer when she came up from the water. She was laughing so hard. She slicked her hair back and swam over to me and gave me the biggest, wettest, sloppiest kiss right on the mouth!!! "I love when you do that, baby!!"

"Good, if only had some pies you would be getting those too!!" She smiled at me and then dove under the water. I loved seeing her wet butt go under the water. I saw the outline of her panties through her wet shorts and almost came. I could masturbate over that girl a hundred times a day, I think. She is so incredibly beautiful!! Stacey came back and slicked her hair back again. She swam over to me and put her arms around me and then the kid dunked me under again. I came up and this time Stacey led me over to the steps of the pool. She walked up the steps and then turned around. "Stacey, turn around again. I want to shove my face up your wet butt for an hour."

She laughed and said, "Okie dokie!" She turned around and I just stared at her wet butt and the wet panties and wet shorts that were clinging to her. I reached around her waist and undid her shorts so she was standing there on the steps in wet silk panties. I pulled them tight around her wet cheeks, took a deep breath and plunged my face into her butt and grabbed her cheeks and pushed them together, enclosing my face. I heard her gasp as I began eating her wet butt cheeks. I must have stayed in her butt for a good twenty minutes before I came up for air.

When I was done, Stacey said, "You know what? I had two great orgasms while you were there. Now it's your turn." She turned around and her wet t-shirt was clinging to her breasts. Her nipples were hard and were showing through her sheer t-shirt. She stepped down in the water and I went up the stairs. She spun me around, pulled open my underwear and pulled out my wet penis and began sucking me. She sucked me for as long as I was up her butt. She sucked me so good, I had a huge orgasm and shot it right in her mouth. She swallowed and then fell back in the water, getting more wet!! I followed her under the water and we came up together and we embraced and clung to each other like we never have before. We kissed, we fondled each other and we enjoyed each other's bodies.

After playing in the pool for a while with her clothes on, Stacey wanted to get dried off. We get out and dry off and then I get my clothes and we go to the bedroom and we continue to dry off. I peel her wet-t-shirt off and she takes my wet underwear off. I pull her wet shorts and panties off of her and we go to the bedroom. We make absolutely beautiful love to each other and she ends up having another three orgasms. I unload in her again and she is very impressed. We cuddle next to each other and then we fall asleep.
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