The audience cheered, clapped and stomped their feet as the lights came up and the show started. On bounded Kelly, the hostess in a charcoal-coloured pantsuit with a vivid blue blouse underneath, a plunging neckline giving a hint of cleavage and a pearl necklace highlighting the creamy skin of her neck. Her long black hair cascaded in waves past her shoulders, her impeccably white teeth shone in the lights as she smiled and her dazzling pale blue eyes flashed with excitement. Holding a microphone clasped to her chest, she soaked in the cheers for a minute before lifting the mic to her mouth and saying "Thank you, thank you! Let's get started".

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen! Especially you, ladies" , said Kelly, craning her head forward to look at individual ladies in the audience, causing some to squirm in discomfort and giggle nervously. Everyone knew why they were there that evening.

"isn't that right, gentlemen?" gaining a raucous cheer from the men in the audience, knowing full well they were only there to spectate, unlike the ladies

"Welcome to Cash or Splat, where we give ladies the opportunity to win big cash prizes at the risk of their very dignity. We have four ladies in this very audience" Kelly emphasised the last four words for effect, causing more nervous shifting and laughter from the members of the fairer sex "...ready to play. But who will be risking going home completely naked and covered in all manner of goo? Without further ado, let's meet our first contestant"

The lights strobed downwards and a tense music bed played. After a pause of several seconds (which to some felt like minutes), Kelly's voice cut through the black in the audience:
"Lily P! You'll be playing" A spotlight fell on Lily in her seat. Her heart fluttered, she'd applied to go on but didn't actually expect to get picked! Her thoughts raced as she stood up and made her way to the aisle and clacked in her high-heels down the steps to join Kelly. What would her husband say, and what about her kids if they found out? Her leopard print-skirt swished, showing a flash of the black tights and heels below. The horizontal black stripes on her white top hugged her chest and showed that off to good effect. She looked after herself, worked out in the gym a couple of times a week but wouldn't turn down the odd dessert. The chunky black beaded necklace clacked with her heels as she ran down the steps.

"Welcome to Cash or Splat Lily, let's allow the audience at home to get to know a little bit about you. You're a big fan of the show, right?"

Lily smiled "Yes, I've always enjoyed watching this show at home, I know it's a bit of a risk playing but I thought I had a good shot at winning the big prizes"

"...and you're ready for the risk of getting not only extremely messy, but possibly naked as well?"

The audience woo-ed at the reminder of the risqunature of the show.

"That's not going to happen" said Lily firmly "a bit of mess I know is part of the deal, but I'm here to win so nothing else"

"Well see about that" said Kelly, with a flash of a smile "Otherwise, what would your husband and kids think or any of your clients? You're a high-flying saleswoman, aren't you?"

"I like to always give my clients the best service I can" said Lily, with a winning smile to the camera, turning on the charm, and conveniently ignoring the first part of the question.

"Well, we'll see how you do, won't we?" replied Kelly with a small smile "Now you stay there while we meet our next contestant"

Again the lights faded to black bar the spotlights on the stage and the tense music reverberated throughout the studio.

"Becky you're playing next sweetheart!" called Kelly. The lights highlighted a girl who stood up and cheered, pumping her fists in the air. As she stood up the crowd could see she had a face that looked used to smiling, with chubbier cheeks and a cute little button nose. She looked happy to be picked, and she bounded out of her seat to the steps in the aisle. The pale green dress floated in the wind as she more or less sprinted down the steps and bounced next to Lily waving to the audience. She was petite, a good couple of inches shorter than Lily and Kelly, but made up for her lack of height in a ton of energy and enthusiasm.

Wow she's up for this thought Lily

"Wow! You're up for this, aren't you Becky?" said Kelly
"I sure am!" replied Becky with a grin "I might get a bit messy, maybe a lot messy, but that doesn't bother me much it's all good fun, right, and I could win a load of cash!"

Kelly smiled and said "So, you're a student events co-ordinator, you're married, you're a keen athlete, and ooooh! It says here you're no stranger to mess?"

"Well I did get pied once at a fundraiser, and it wasn't so bad" said Becky

"Well, honey, I think you're going to be getting more than just a single pie in the face during this show and not just pies, but we have all manner of mess lined up for you. You might also have to lose some, or all of these" she said indicating Becky's outfit.

"I can move pretty fast, I run a lot so I can dodge"

"Ah but don't worry audience" said Kelly, turning and looking serious for a moment "our contestants will not be able to dodge any of the mess we have lined up for them. Who's next?"

The same routine played out, before "Donna R! Come and join me!" said Kelly.

A cry of "Oh my GOD!" came from the audience, from a girl who was soon bathed in the spotlight. She stood up her eyes wide, smiling, showing her upper teeth. She was wearing a red strapless dress with a white floral print, and she tottered on killer heels out to the aisle. As fast as she could she stepped down the steps, her hands to her face in disbelief.

"Hi Donna" said Kelly as she indicated Donna should stand next to her on her left, leaving Lily and Becky on her right.

"Oh my God! Hi!" said Donna, her head still darting around, taking everything in, before reaching down and smoothing her dress down, lifting her hands to her hair and shaking it, looking into the camera to try and see her own image.

"Donna, if I could just grab your attention for a moment" said Kelly with a smile.

"Oh, sorry!" said Donna, clasping her hands in front of herself, now satisfied the camera had her best side.

"So Donna, you're a medical researcher, you like clubbing and you clearly like to look your best, for your boyfriend?"

The audience tittered but Kelly continued

"...although he should realise you probably won't be coming out of this looking your best, in fact, it might be the worst you've ever looked"

Donna looked slightly nervous but soon fronted it out "No way - I'm here to win" she turned to look at the girls on the far side of Kelly "so you girls had better get ready to get SOOOOO messy as I'm not losing"

Becky smiled wider and said "Bring it on", playfully jabbing back.

We'll see about that you little blonde bitch thought Lily, before putting on her best condescending smile and saying "It'll be such a shame to see that dress ruined and that lovely blonde hairdo of yours destroyed"

Donna bristled at the insult, and Kelly raised her hands "Fighting talk ladies, but let's save it for the games, we have one more contestant to meet, and that is"

The lighting dropped once more, and the tense music played for what felt to some like twice as long as before, when Kelly shouted

"Anna, you're our lucky fourth contestant!"

Anna stood up from a section near the front of the audience and shuffled past the others on her row. She looked older but more elegant than the other contestants, with a long neck and pronounced cheekbones. Her long brown hair fell almost to her chest in the strapless black dress she was wearing and she was wearing simple black high heels, her legs bare.

"and then there were four" said Kelly, welcoming Anna to the stage and indicating she should stand next to Donna.

"Welcome Anna, you're a librarian right, bit of a bookworm?"

"Well, I like to read, sure, but I'm also into photography."

"Gentleman, Anna is single, so form an orderly queue if you'd like her to take your picture"

Anna blushed slightly and laughed but didn't comment.

OK, sure, rub it in, just because all the other girls have got men to go home toshe thought to herself.

Kelly clapped her hands together to add impact, and said "Right then! We have our four contestants, but they will be playing in pairs so who will be playing with who?"

The four ladies looked at each other, this wasn't expected!

"Our first team will be Lily!"

Lily felt another flutter of her heart at the mention of her name. Who would she be paired up with? The other two looked like they might be alright but please not the blonde, please not the blonde, please not the blonde

"and Donna!"

Donna bounced up and down with excitement and ran over to Lily, offering a hug

Fuck.

Lily stepped away and awkwardly took one of Donna's hands at the end of her outstretched arms and shook it.

Becky and Anna looked at each other and Anna offered her hand to Becky, who shook it enthusiastically.

"So ladies, it's going to be Donna and Lily vs Becky and Anna, who will win? Round one coming up after these messages" The lights came up in the studio and the crew bustled around to set up for the first game.

The ladies were directed by the crew to each sit on a chair, two to the left of the stage at a 30 degree angle facing inwards, and a mirror image the other side, with space in between.

Donna and Lily sat on the right side of the stage, and Becky and Donna sat on the left.

As they were directed, Becky stuck her hand out and said "Sorry, I didn't say, I'm Becky, nice to meet you!"

Anna shook her hand and said "Anna sorry, in the excitement I'd have never remembered your name! Nice to meet you too. I can't believe this is actually happening!"

"I know, it's crazy, right!" replied Becky with a shake of her head. The two girls saw the crew wheeling carts of pies and ominous-looking buckets into place at the sides of the stage, out of shot of the centre. Buckets and pies which were destined for the contestants of this game. And there were a lot of them. Anna felt her heart flutter as the reality of what could happen to her dawned.

Becky tensed up and let out a little squeak as well, saying to Anna "Ohmygod! Look how much stuff they've got for us"

Meanwhile, Donna and Lily were equally shocked as they saw the amount of mess which was lined up. Lily murmured more to herself than Donna "Shit, I can't get messy, I just can't, if any of my clients see me I'd never live it down"

"Tell me about it!" ranted Donna "These nails were freshly done this morning! And my hair"

"Right, we've *got* to win!" said Lily, "whatever it takes, we're not here to play nice, we're here to win and avoid getting messy"

"Damn right" agree Donna, and the two started discussing strategy for how they could beat the competition.

Over with the team of Becky and Anna, they were also discussing strategy, although at a slightly less intense level "So you're a librarian are you Anna" said Becky "I bet you're so smart, my boyfriend always laughs at me whenever we do any kind of quiz when it comes to anything that's 'cultured' like literature or theatre" .

Anna inwardly groaned, Thanks for the reminder that I'm single.

Becky had continued talking while Anna had been distracted by her inner monologue, and she realised Becky had asked her a question and was looking at her in expectation of an answer.

Shit. "Sorry?" said Anna

"What will your partner say about you coming on here?" asked Becky

"I don't have a boyfriend. I've got a few cats"

Nice one Anna, now she's going to think you're the stereotypical lonely cat lady

"Hey well, you never know, maybe going on this show might get a few guys looking your way"

"I must admit that thought had crossed my mind"

"Awesome!" giggled Becky "Right, we're going to have men falling at your feet by the end of this. We're going to make sure men think you're irresistible, even if you have got slime in your hair"

The two teams didn't have any more time to strategize before the floor manager counted down to when they started recording again. Kelly bounded back into the middle of the stage.
"Welcome back! It's time to play our first round. Our teams, sporty Becky and smartie Anna, and high-flying Lily and gorgeous Donna are going to compete to answer questions. The first team to answer three questions correct will win a point. They will also get to open an envelope to decide what forfeit they get to inflict on the other team. It could be mess, it could be something else we'll find out as we go. So let's get started!"

Kelly asked the first question, which was about classic literature. True to form Anna buzzed in and confidently answered.

"Correct!" said Kelly.

Becky and Anna pumped a fist in the air, while Lily and Donna, clearly miffed, tried to get ready for the next question.

The next question was on pop music, and Lily quickly buzzed in and correctly completed the lyric of a popular song from the top 10.

Donna and Lily celebrated, levelling the score at 1-1. A rush of adrenaline flooded Donna's body at drawing level, so that when the next question on current affairs was asked, Donna buzzed in straight away. She then realised she didn't know the answer to the question. She could only sit and do an impression of a goldfish before Kelly said "Time's up! Point goes to Becky and Anna that's 2-1!"

"What the hell were you doing?! You just cost us a point!" hissed Lily to Donna

"II I don't know, I got overexcited and hit the buzzer, I didn't know they'd just get the point for a wrong answer!"

"Well, don't do it again!" said Lily, sounding more than a little panicked "If we get messy now I'm blaming you!"

"Shut up! Listen to the question" hissed Donna back

The question was asked and it was on movies. There was a pause as both teams thought carefully but then Becky buzzed in and answered.

After a second to build tension Kelly responded with "Correct! Becky and Anna win our first point!" Donna and Lily put their heads in their hands.

"and you know what that means, right Donna and Lily?"

The two lifted their heads slightly from their hands and shook their heads, not because they didn't know what that meant in fact they knew all too well just in disbelief that it was going to happen.

Becky held her hands up for a high five and Anna happily slapped them as they stood up and Kelly pulled out two golden envelopes with a flourish. "Right ladies, pick envelope A or B"
Anna picked envelope B and Kelly showed the card inside to the camera which said "Pie time!"

A cart of pies was wheeled onto the stage by the stagehands

"Stand up Lily and Donna" said Kelly, who slowly did so. "Hands behind your backs no slouching! And keep those hands behind your backs or there will be trouble!" Kelly had sounded professional and slick up until now, but that mention of or there will be trouble had just brought a little subtle edge of menace into her voice. Some of the audience detected it, they hoped the contestants had (or perhaps they hoped the contestants hadn't and wanted to see what kind of trouble they might get into).

"Anna and Becky come over here, these pies are yours to do with what you will".

Becky reached down and picked up a pie. It was heavy, heavier than she anticipated, a big dome of fluffy whipped cream on top of a foil base with a hint of the pastry case underneath. Anna followed suit, and they held them up, looked at each other, then smiled. Anna moved in front of Donna while Becky took her place in front of Lily. Becky brought her pie up, Lily screwed her eyes shut as Becky smeared it in Lily's face, to a cheer from the audience. Lily gasped as the cream enveloped her face. It wrapped all the way from the front round to her ears, the pie was so big, and her face was immediately completely creamed, not a bit was spared.

Next to her, Anna had brought the pie up and pressed it gently against Donna's face, before dropping it on the floor. Donna ended up with a little bit of cream on her nose and around her mouth, like she'd been hit with a saucer of cream. Becky was busy smearing the pie all over Lily's face when Kelly shouted "Woah woah woah WOAH! Anna!"

Anna was watching Becky and so she was taken aback by Kelly holding her hands up and raising her voice.

"Um yes?" asked Anna as Becky stopped what she was doing.

"That was a really weak hit. Not what we want on this show. Consider this your one and only warning to all of you. If you wuss out on messing up your opponents you'll get even worse than they would have, I promise you that"

Anna went back to the trolley for another pie, and took it back to stand in front of Donna. Donna looked at Anna imploringly, silently begging her to be kind, but Anna had a look of steely determination. She drew the pie back and smashed it into Donna's face, Donna opening her mouth in shock as the creamy bomb exploded all over her face, cream splattering behind her. A cheer went up from the audience. Donna had been well-creamed, her blond hair round her face covered with big blobs of cream and two eyes poking out from the mask of sloppy cream. She opened her mouth to show her teeth and licked her lips.

While Anna went back to rearm with the final two pies Donna looked at Lily, her face was covered in heavy cream and streaks of lemon and chocolate filling. She'd kept her hands behind her back as she'd been instructed, but had jerked her head forward to try and clear some of the goo off her face.

Becky came back in front of Lily, this time armed with two pies. Becky brought the two pies up either side of Lily's head, and Lily flinched. Becky stopped, giggling, as did the audience. Lily opened her eyes, just in time for Becky to smash the two pies either side of her head. Lily's open mouth was covered as two waves of cream and filling, red cherry on one side and purple blueberry on the other crashed together to cover her short black hair, fill her ears and immerse her face.

Lily moaned as the cream once again enveloped her whole head, it was cold and clammy, it felt *weird*, and she wasn't allowed to claw it out of her eyes! It was dripping down her neck and over her shoulders. She shuddered as a little lump fell onto her chest and slid into her cleavage.

Anna had arrived back at Donna, who tried the puppy dog eyes act again, to no effect. Anna wanted to make the most of these last two pies, and so one went on top of Donna's head who shrieked "Oh my GOD!" as the filling fell down her face and also down her back, some slipping inside her dress. Getting into giving her Donna these pies, Anna decided to smoosh the second one into the front of Donna's red dress, over her left breast. "Not my lovely dress!" moaned Donna, but Anna smeared the pie to the left to cover her right breast as well.

"An excellent first forfeit, after a bit of a shaky start" said Kelly "Lily, Donna, you may sit back down".

The two losers took their seats and looked at each other, clawing cream out of their eyes, flicking it onto the floor and trying to get it out of their hair.

The winners of the first 10 points were jubilant, and high-fived as they sat back down.

"Urgh! This is horrible!" moaned Lily, as she dug cream out of her ears from the earlier sandwich.

"At least only your face is messy! Look at my dress!" whinged Donna.

"Right, we're getting those two they are going to get so much worse" said Lily to Donna, swearing revenge. Donna replied "Stay calm, we'll win these next 10 points and make sure it's *their* turn to get messy"

Kelly asked the first question and Donna buzzed in, correctly answering. She and Lily high-fived, it was especially sweet for Donna, she'd made up for costing her team the last round, she felt.

For the second question on current affairs Lily buzzed in a fraction of a second before Becky, giving the right answer. Becky flapped her arms in frustration, she'd only been ever so slightly behind. Anna started to feel worried they were 2-0 down, and needed a correct answer soon otherwise they were going to be getting messy!

"Only one more needed for Lily and Donna to get the 10 points and Becky and Anna to get a forfeit" taunted Kelly as she lifted the question card up to read it.

She asked the question, which was about sport, which Becky buzzed in and answered correctly. Anna cheered, back to 2-1!

"2-1 then ladies, still Donna and Lily only need one more to win the 10 points"

She asked the next question, on geography. Anna thought she might know it, but didn't want to get it wrong and lose the round. After a long pause, Lily buzzed in and offered a tentative answer.

Kelly started "That answer is"

She left a pause, to allow tension to build, before announcing "Correct!" Lily and Donna jumped up and high-fived, while Becky giggled nervously and Anna's head fell into her hands.
"You know what that means, don't you Becky and Anna?" teased Kelly.

Becky put her arm round Anna's shoulder to console her somewhat and said in her ear "Come on then, let's take our punishment like a woman. Maybe the guys here, and at home might enjoy seeing this"

Anna smiled, heartened by the idea; she hadn't thought of that. The two losers stood centre stage while Kelly offered two envelopes once again to Lily and Donna. Lily picked envelope A, and on the Kelly read out the card: "Strip and slime". Lily and Donna smiled ear to ear at this news, it felt good to be winning and see the losing pair have to suffer some messy humiliation, and strip as well!

"Right ladies, you have to go topless, and then our winners are going to empty these buckets over you, so take those dresses off!" said Kelly and the audience started to clap along and chant "Strip! Strip! Strip".

Becky was only barely phased by this, and so she reached to the bottom of her dress and playfully lifted it over her head, wiggling her hips. Her toned stomach was revealed as it was lifted, then her perky breasts as she'd decided to go braless. She stood in her black panties with her hands on her hips, feeling confident despite being topless as the men in the audience wolf-whistled.

Anna was a little more reluctant, but Becky gave her some words of encouragement and she pulled her strapless dress down to fall around her feet, revealing a strapless bra and black panties. To take her bra off she turned away from the audience, forgetting for a moment she was wearing a thong, so when her bare cheeks were displayed in the little thong the audience whooped and wolf-whistled. With her back turned she blushed, but appreciated the compliment and so decided to play up a little bit. Like a burlesque dancer she wiggled her derriere as she unhooked the bra, crossed one arm over her chest and turned back to the audience, one arm clamped over her breasts and the other holding the bra aloft, twirling it before dropping it to the floor with the dress.

"Hands on your heads ladies" said Kelly.

Becky obliged, Anna kept her hands steadfastly clamped to her chest. Her little striptease had been fun and a little rush of bravado showing her ass in a thong didn't seem too daring, but showing her breasts to everyone here and anyone watching on TV? That wasn't an appealing prospect.

A trolley full of buckets had been wheeled into position by the girls. Kelly moved to one side and picked up a bucket. Anna's eyes widened and her pulse quickened, unsure of what was going on. Her pulse only increased as Kelly moved in front of her, and quick as a flash drew back the bucket and hurled its contents at Anna from close range. Ice cold milk splashed all over Anna and she squealed at the top of her lungs in shock. Her hands flew from her breasts and were held up in shock, as milk dripped from her face, her arms and indeed now her exposed breasts and nipples which had hardened to diamonds in the cold.

"Hands on your head Anna! Now! Or it'll be worse next time!" said Kelly firmly.

Anna, still in shock, moved her hands to her head, her breath coming in gasps at the shock of the cold wet milk which had soaked her.

Lily and Donna were let loose on the poor girls. Donna picked up a bucket and poured it over Becky's head, a wave of beans surged out of the bucket and hit Becky's head, getting a squeal from the poor girl.

Meanwhile Lily had lifted her bucket above Anna's head and started to pour slowly, making sure that the grey clay that was inside poured slowly over the librarian's long hair, before putting down the bucket and using a free hand to smear it in, giving her a horrid cloying grey shampoo. Anna moaned as the clay was smeared into her long locks, she'd spent ages washing it and styling it to look her best for the show. Lily smiled sadistically, it felt good to be the one dishing out the punishment and made sure to work it right in that was going to take an age to get out! She finished smearing the mud over Anna's hair, and poured the rest over her shoulder so it ran down her bare back and over her chest. Lily reached forward and placed two muddy handprints over Anna's breasts, getting a squeak of shock from Anna, as she tweaked her nipples, not altogether gently.

Donna had gone back for another bucket and this time set to filling Becky's panties with custard, both front and back. Becky had worn fuller silky panties and so they held a lot of the thick creamy goop. Becky gasped in shock as the slick texture of the custard slid against the skin of her sex and filled her ass crack. She reached down to prevent her panties being pulled to the ground, managing to scoop handfuls of the goop out and slop them on the floor to reduce the weight.

Lily had taken her second bucket to Anna, and with delight had discovered it full of spaghetti-Os, which she poured over Anna's shoulders, them running down her back and over her breasts, causing her to shiver and shake with discomfort. She made sure to turn her round and show her ass I the little thong, before covering it in the orange goop and slimy spaghetti, so the audience could enjoy the sight of her nearly-naked orange bottom.

As both Donna and Lily banged the bottoms of their buckets to ensure the last of the mess had gotten out, that signalled the end of the forfeit. Becky was looking slightly less happy at the reality of having her underwear full of custard, and Anna looked shell-shocked as a mix of grey and orange streaks covered her upper body. The two ladies tentatively tottered back to their seats.

"YES! Now that felt amazing!" said Lily, happy to be the one dishing out the punishment "Look at her, covered in all that horrible glop"

"I know, you should have seen the little one's face when I poured that custard into her panties! She was so embarrassed!" laughed Donna.

Over on the other side of the stage, Becky and Anna were flicking bits of goop off of themselves, Anna keeping one arm held across her bare breasts to cover herself up and using the other to scoop the worst of the mess off.

"Oh my God I've got spaghetti all over my ass, and this clay is so COLD" moaned Anna
"Well, she wasn't wrong - that pie in the face from the fundraiser definitely was a walk in the park"said Becky, with a little laugh, "I've got custard places where there definitely shouldn't be custard" before pulling another handful of dessert out of her panties, and slopping it on the floor. She had her arms down in her lap, unworried about her naked breasts being visible to the audience, even with beans stuck in her cleavage and occasionally slipping down past her nipples.

Kelly announced "And now it's time for the final round, where there will be 20 points up for grabs for the first team to get 3 questions correct. Also, there will be 2 forfeit envelopes. Double the points, double the punishment. You both have 10 points, this is a chance to get a 20 point lead into the second game"

Kelly asked the first question, on history and Anna answered confidently.

"That is incorrect" said Kelly, as she gave the correct answer. Anna realised she'd confused two similar leaders' names, and given the wrong one, slapping her palm to her forehead (with a splat).

"Sorry, that was stupid" said Anna to Becky.

"Don't worry don't worry" said Becky soothingly, rubbing her shoulder.

Donna and Lily were encouraged by being given a free point, but the next question was on pop music. Lily buzzed in and got it correct!

Anna squirmed in her seat, it didn't feel good being 2-0 down again. She'd just had to get topless, if she lost she'd be subjected to more humiliation what if they made her get naked?! And then covered her in more horrible slop?

She listened intently to the next question on sport. She looked at Becky pleadingly, but Becky shook her head, she didn't know this one

The other team took note of this and waited they had no reason to rush an answer. Donna eventually chimed in with an answer which was miles off.

"Incorrect! So that's a point to Anna and Becky, still 2-1 to Lily and Donna" .

"Why did you do that?!" hissed Lily.

"Chill out! We've got a comfortable lead, we could afford to lose one" said Donna

"But we could have just not answered! Just think!" said Lily with frustration.

Donna looked lost for a second, this thought clearly not having occurred to her.

Lily picked this up and just grunted in frustration

Kelly started on the next question, on geography. Becky buzzed in and got the answer correct. Anna punched the air with both hands, before remembering she had no top on and clamping one arm back across her chest as the audience cheered and laughed.

"Well done!" said Anna "That was a clutch answer just one more to win now"

"Shit!" blurted Lily "I can't believe she got that, we both only need one more to win now".

Kelly took the opportunity to ratchet up the tension "So ladies, one more question whoever answers it correctly will win 20 points, the other team will get a double forfeit. Concentrate here we go"

Kelly slowly read the question, pausing before the important bits of information. Both teams leaned in intently, listening and thinking with every ounce of concentration. It was on languages, not a subject any of the contestants were experts in.

A long silence followed, neither team sure of the answer or willing to buzz in and pay the penalty should they get it wrong.

Kelly added "As this is the tiebreak I'll add another clue until one team gets it right or wrong".
Delivering a clue, Lily thought she had the answer, but wasn't willing to risk getting it wrong. But was it worse to get it wrong or have the other team get it right?

After another long pause, Kelly said "OK, so another clue" and delivered it.

After a short pause, Lily and Donna looked at each other. The tension was too much for Donna, and misunderstanding Lily's body language she jumped in with an answer, and Lily said her answer - different to Donna's - half a second behind.

Kelly paused, smiling at the team of Lily and Donna. This was all too perfect!

"The correct answer is" and she gave the answer Lily had given. Lily jumped up and whooped with joy.

"BUT!" said Kelly, snapping Lily out of her celebration "I have to accept your first answer, which Donna gave, and was incorrect, so Becky and Anna win the points!"

"WHAT!?" screeched Lily "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"

"No, I'm definitely not Becky and Anna win!"

The other team jumped up and hugged each other, unwittingly squashing their bare breasts together to the men in the audience's delight.

"Becky, Anna, come over her and pick the *first* envelope for the forfeit for Lily and Donna here".

With the losing team, all was not well.

"You cost us this round!" ranted Lily at Donna "I can't believe this! Why can't you just keep your mouth shut you stupid bimbo!"

"Hey! I thought I had the right answer, you've got no right to yell at me, you stuck up bitch!" fired back Donna.

Kelly came over to the girls and warned them "Now now you two, no fighting, you've still got a couple of rounds to play and if you can't get on then we'll make sure you two learn to like each other".

That settled Lily down, the fear of what might happen if she didn't play by the rules.
Kelly returned to Becky and Anna to offer them an envelope. The winners picked one, and opening it, Kelly read "Strip one item of clothing".

"of our choice?" asked Lily

Donna's eyes suddenly widened, she'd had an idea!

"We'll give you our panties!" she exclaimed.

"WHAT!?" thundered Lily "I'm not, you can have my shoes"

"I was going to say 'footwear doesn't count'" added Kelly "and I can only take your first answer" she added with a sly grin, "so panties it is"

"Listen!" said Donna, seeing the fury in Lily's eyes and quickly trying to pacify her "if we take our panties off, as long as we keep our legs crossed nobody will be able to see anything, right? Much better than taking our dresses or our bras off". Donna was quick to pacify, it was clear Lily had this idea that she was a typical blonde, always opening her mouth before speaking, but that wasn't the case, she'd just been unlucky!

Lily calmed somewhat. She had to admit, Donna did have a point. The two carefully reached up their dresses and slid their panties down their thighs and ankles to their feet, and then stepped out of them.

Kelly picked them up and threw them into the audience, to the losers' consternation and a tug of war between several men in the audience. But still they shrugged it off, it could be worse.
Kelly was grinning widely as she moved back to read the card, she couldn't have planned this any better

"But that's not all, strip one item of clothing and sit in a cake"

Lily saw red again "What the fuck Donna?! What is wrong with you you and your big ideas"

Becky and Anna were handed giant heavily-frosted sheet cakes, big enough to need to lay across both arms to carry. Kelly moved the two chairs that Lily and Donna had sat on to the centre of the stage and helped Becky and Anna lay the cakes on the seats of the chairs.
Becky led Lily and Anna led Donna to their newly-padded seats, making them stand in front of them, hands by their sides.

Kelly stood next to Donna, and lifted her dress to expose her naked pussy, shaved completely hairless and zoomed in on to be displayed in excruciating 4K detail on the screens around the studio, her labia writ large. Donna blushed, but she didn't have time to think, for soon she felt Anna's firm grip on her shoulders, pressing her down. Soon her naked crotch skimmed the top of the soft gooey frosting - but she didn't have long to reflect or acclimatise as Anna didn't let her slow, instead kept her moving inexorably downwards. The waves of frosting rushed up her crotch and bum crack and out between her thighs as a minimal layer of sponge at the bottom squished as well. For the audience she once again performed her goldfish impression as she was overwhelmed at the sensation and the experience - as Kelly held the dress well clear, ensuring nothing was hidden as the cake rushed over her thighs and plopped gently on the floor.

Lily tried to put on a brave face but internally was boiling as Kelly moved to her and lifted her skirt up, tucking it into the waistband. Lily went red, a mix of fury and embarrassment as the neatly-trimmed dark bush adorning the skin above her labia was exposed, and once again zoomed in on by the camera. Becky allowed a moment to let the tension build (and let the audience and folks at home get a good look at her privates) before she began to apply pressure on Lily's shoulder. Lily determined not to be forced into anything, actually started to sit herself. Becky realised this and so just watched the screens, wanting to see Lily's reaction. Her lower lips brushed against the creamy frosting, leaving an imprint before Lily jerked back up with a shriek. Becky then took matters into her own hands and pushed down hard on Lily's shoulders. Causing her to sit down heavily. Lily howled as frosting gushed into all her intimate places as some speed, splattering heavily on the floor as it flowed off the chair.

The two girls sat, uncomfortable with cake all over their lower halves as Kelly called the victorious winners back to pick their second envelope. Picking one, Kelly opened their choice and read out, but not before laughing "Oh boy this could not have been any more perfect Let Them Eat Cake. Stand up girls"

Donna stood up slowly, not liking the sliding and shifting of the gooey frosting across her pussy and ass as she moved to extract herself from the cake. Lily flew up out of the chair like the cake was hot, and unhooked her skirt from her waistband to cover herself up again. Kelly moved to the chairs that Anna and Becky had placed the cakes on, and beckoning the two round winners to her, whispered something in their ears. Wide grins spread across their faces as Kelly instructed them what to do next. Kelly said "You two losers, kneel down in front of your chairs, face the audience"

Donna meekly did as she was told, Lily huffing, but still doing so, the cake-seated chairs now behind them.

Becky and Anna skilfully hooked their arms underneath the squashed cakes and lifted them back up. There were large indentations where the girls had sat their naked crotches and behinds into the middle, but the outer bits were still largely untouched, so large were the cakes. The victors walked round and stood in front of the losers, each wielding the cake they'd made them sit in a moment ago. Lily looked cowed for a moment, so she'd sat in this cake and now they were going to, what smash it in her face?

Then Becky and Anna, with a devilish grin at Donna and Lily, swapped places to stand in front of the other girl.

Lily's eyes widened as she realised what this meant. She'd be getting the remains of the cake that Donna had just sat in! And Donna would be getting hers!

Becky and Anna laid the cakes on the floor before Lily and Donna, both staring at them in horror the realisation of what was going to happen.

"No! Please!" begged Donna "Don't"

"No fucking way!" said Lily "I'm not doing that! You've got to be kidding!"

Kelly first moved behind the kneeling Donna and roughly grabbed her, pulling her arms behind her back to restrain her while Donna trembled in her grasp. Becky then grabbed the back of Donna's lovely, blonde, cream-and-filling-matted hair (firmly, but not too roughly), and slowly but inexorably pushed her face downwards. Donna screwed her eyes shut and held her breath but gave in. The cake rushed towards her and her face splattered into the tattered frosting and sponge. It went up her nose (giving her a pungent note of Lily's pussy and ass), and some forced its way into her mouth, forcing her to taste her teammate as well. Becky kept her grip on the back of Donna's hair, and moved her head from side to side, forcing her to grind her head into the cake, smearing the frosting from the untouched sides of the cake further in, it even plugging her ears, deafening her to the wild cheers and baying of the audience. Donna kept her head in the cake as long as she could before having to force her way back out and gasp for air.

Meanwhile, Kelly had relinquished Donna, letting Becky have her fun forcing her into the cake before moving to Lily. She equally restrained Lily's arms, although the elder lady resisted more and fought harder. Kelly held her firm though as Anna grabbed the back of Lily's hair and prepared to give the feisty brunette her final punishment. Lily continued to struggle in Kelly's grip, so Kelly reached down and up Lily's skirt, up her thigh and finding her bare pussy lips. Lily froze at the touch of the hostess at her most intimate area, and moaned softly as Kelly's finger slipped inside Lily's frosting-laden pussy. She shuddered with shame, unable to avoid reacting to the hostess' intimate touch. She told herself, she couldn't be enjoying having a woman touching her down there, could she?

Anna took advantage of the distraction to grab Lily's head and smash it down into the cake Donna had sat on. Lily's open mouth, moaning at Kelly's touch was filled with the cake remains laced with the taste of Donna as Anna pushed her into it. She shuddered at the feeling of having one end filled with cake and the other with the hostess' fingers, as Kelly added a second and started to push them in and out. Lily moaned loudly into the cake, burying her head in further in shame. Anna started smearing the frosting all over Lily's head, gathering it up sides and back, until she was completely entombed within the cake and Kelly continued to tease her. Just as quickly, Kelly slipped her fingers out and stood up. As Lily came up for air, shamefully avoiding everyone's gaze, her loins were now sizzling with desire and part of her was wanting Kelly to put those fingers back in and finish her off. Kelly knelt down next to Lily, and pointedly stuck the two fingers, coated with frosting and Lily's juice into her own mouth, ostentatiously enjoying the taste. Lily hung her head, just in time for Anna to sandwich the back of her head with a fresh sheet cake into the one on the floor, at the same time Donna received the same from Becky.

Kelly left the two losers to stew in their cake-prisons as she moved forward and said "Wow! What a first round, but there is more to come! Join us after the break for round two"