Brandy, You're a Pie Girl
(song: Brandy, You're a Fine Girl)
(with apologies to Looking Glass)

Doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo

There's a store in a western mall
Making pies that splatter very well
Lucky wammers pick up boxes tall
To carry to their homes

There's this girl in this bakery
Making pies for all to see
The wammers pie, and then they dream
Of Brandy in chocolate and cream

(chorus---------------)
The wammers say, "Brandy, you're a pie girl
(You're a pie girl)
What a target you would be"
(Such a pie girl)
When pied, you could send a blind man to ecstasy
Doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo
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Brandy has these deep blue eyes
That would glisten, if they're framed with pie
And a smile that would make men cry
Through the pie that Brandy wore

I came upon a summer's eve
Bringing pies hidden up my sleeve
When I threw them, I could not believe
The beauty that I made

(chorus)

Brandy looked into my eyes and then into a mirror
And she saw her pie-clad form that I could find no dearer
She sadly smiles at my regard, but a towel is in her hand
She cleans her face, "Please try to understand"

"A model, I could never be
"Though I work in a bakery"
Then she sees me down on one knee
And wonders what to do

I reach into my pocket where
I find a ring that I wish to share
I take a breath to fight despair
"Will you marry me?"

(chorus)

(chorus, fading)