I am the sort of chap who always likes to be formally suited, booted and bowler hatted in a three-piece suit, collar and tie, complete with gloves and umbrella. However, I have always had a strong secret desire to have my comfortably constrictive civ...

Early in the morning, I dress in the following wardrobe to go with my new satin lined tailored suit: White Cotton Long Sleeve Buttoned Front Undershirt White Cotton Buttoned Front Long Johns Black Wool Calf Length Socks Black Elasticated Double Sock...