I woke up early in my hotel suite. The night before held a booze-fueled company party, and I was very groggy though thankfully not hung-over. I slid out of bed naked with a case of "morning wood" that could only be described as "morning wood of the hardest quality and woodiness". All of the flirting and fun of the previous night clearly did a number on my libido. I didn't mind; it felt good. But I needed water, and the little suite kitchen was outside of my room, in the main room of the suite. I opened the door to the bedroom and stepped out into the main suite toward the kitchen sink, nude.

"Well good morning, handsome! Why the heavy wood?" Came the voice of Audrey, a co-worker who was crashed on the suite's couch and about whom I'd completely forgotten. I froze in my tracks and turned to face her. No sense in hiding now. She was grinning at me, and seems to appreciate the full-frontal view. She was also naked but was under a sheet, tucked under modestly. Aud was very cute with her bed-head and impish smile. Brown hair, green eyes and a killer body (and she knew it). Large breasts and a narrow waist and a very nice ass. She called it "Polish hourglass" owing to her heritage. I called it irresistibly sexy.

"Oh, you know. morning wood" I said, "And maybe some residual horniness from all of the flirting going on last night. "

She nodded after I spoke and said, "I'm always horny. And yeah, last night was fun! So you're really horny right now?" She looked at me with a quizzical expression.

Smiling, Audrey threw off the sheet and stood up. Nude, she was a vision! Big breasts, wide round and pert nipples, a nice waist and killer hips. She walked to the table on which were a dozen or more white large white boxes. Flipping open a box, she reached inside and took out a wide, tall banana cream pie. "I'm so glad we work for a pie company aren't you?"

I laughed, and watched her as she walked toward me, pie in hand, and swiped some cream from the top of the pie and sucked it from her finger. "I am! I love working for a pie company."

Grinning, she stopped about a foot from me, and applied some cream to my lips. Leaning in, she gently kissed and licked it from my lips. Her lips were full, soft, and felt amazing. "You taste good!" She said. She applied more cream to my lips, and this time we kissed for longer, our tongues playing. "You're a good kisser!" she said, sounding surprised.

"So are you!" I nodded, and leaned in to kiss her again. We had a longer, more lascivious kiss this time.

She pulled back from the kiss and took another fingerful of whipped cream from the top of the large banana cream pie. This time, she spread is slowly all over the tip of my still-very-hard cock. I gasped with pleasure - the feeling was exquisite. Cool, smooth, creamy - my cock practically throbbed from the sensation.

She grinned, and leaned over to lick and suck the whipped cream from me. I gasped loudly, "Oh fuck!" She slowly kissed, licked, and sucked the top half of my cock until I was clean.

"Oh?" she asked, "Would you like more? I would!" and before I could answer, she did it again. I gasped, groaned and was very vocal about how good it felt. Once I was clean again, she stopped leaning an said, "Well that was fun! How about some more?"

I nodded, "Definitely more." I could not believe how much I wanted Audrey in that moment.

She smiled, "Definitely more?"

I nodded, "Definitely more!"

She replied, "Good! I've been looking forward to this!"

Audrey planted the banana cream pie into my face and pressed it in, making sure I was completely pied. I was caught by surprise. I took the pie in the face, shocked but grinning under the thick pie and tin. Whipped cream and banana cream got into my mouth, and I could feel the pie as she smeared it from ear to ear.

Audrey pulled the pie tin off, leaving the pie on my face. She immediately broke into peals of laughter. I realized that this can't have been the first time she's pied someone. She pied me but good! Expertly. My mouth in a wide smile, and unable to see, I laughed, "What the! You pied me! You know what you're doing, Aud, you know how to throw a pie!"

Laughing, she said, "Oh I really know how to throw a pie! You're not my first pie in the face! Banana cream pie in the face! You look hot! And so funny!"

I took the pie in the face in stride. It felt amazing, and I know I looked ridiculous. Pieces of the pie started to slide and fall, bouncing off of my chest to hit the floor. Audrey took a piece that was sliding from my cheek and spread it all up and down my cock. "Oh my.." I said.

"Mmmm! You look fucking sexy all pie in the face and naked!" she said. I felt her soft lips on mine, kissing and licking, and I kissed back. I finally had to remove pie from my nose and my eyes. I blinked at her from a totally pied face, and she laughed again.

I licked my lips and said, "Okay, I admit, that was fun!"

She nodded, "It was fun! I got you good!"

"Oh, you got me alright!" I walked over and opened a box and picked up a banana cream pie. Audrey laughed, and put her hands up, "Oh, no no no no no!" she stammered.

"Oh, yes yes yes yes yes!" I replied.

"Oh fuck!" she said and closed her eyes. I planted the pie in her face an smeared it all around her head, from ear to ear, hair to chin, and then down over her breasts. She yelped, and then laughed. "Hey this feels good!" she exclaimed.

She looked hot, naked and pied! I told her so, and she said, "Thanks! I feel hot! I love this!" Audrey flipped the crust from her eyes, and blinked at me with creamed eyelashes. Half of the pie slid from her face and landed with a splash on her right breast, coating her hard nipple on the way down. She licked her lips and said, "Mmm yum! Want some?" and quickly embraced me, throwing her arms around my neck and pressing her big boobs into my chest. She said, "I'm so horny right now."

"Me too" I said, between kisses. She said "I need to fuck you!" and pulled me to the bedroom. Both of us pied, we caught a sight of ourselves in the bedroom mirror. We looked hot! Naked and pied. "Damn we look sexy!" I said. She replied, "We look really sexy! I like this look!"

"Naked and pied!" I said. She nodded, "Only way to be pied!" And she pushed me onto the bed and then straddled me. We smeared pie all over each other's bare skin. I licked and sucked her very hard, cream-covered nipples as she dangled her breasts over my face, leaving her to gasp and moan. "Oh I like that.." she breathed.

We kissed, licked each other up and down, and teased and played until she finally slid onto my cock and, pied and a mess with whipped cream and banana cream, had the best sex either of us had ever had.

At one point a slice of banana fell out of Aud's hair and we laughed. We kept kissing, and now more sticky than pied, went for round two.