Sofia instantly regretted telling her best friend Kimberley about her sexual fetish. She hadn't planned to ever tell anyone, except maybe an open-minded lover whilst in a committed long-term relationship but she'd been drunk and had accidentally revealed all. And despite swearing her blabbermouth friend to absolute secrecy it had unsurprisingly gotten out. Now wherever she went she was met with sniggers and disapproving looks from friends, family and even some colleagues.

She couldn't help it that she was turned on by slapstick. Pies in the face, sprayed with soda syphons, custard poured into pants all excited her and she had no idea why. As a teenager she'd tried them all in the privacy of her family's bathroom but never experienced them with another person. She'd even dreamed of appearing on a gameshow and getting covered in gunge but was far too embarrassed to apply for such as show let along appear on one.

And now Sofia's big secret was out, and she didn't know how that was going to affect her life going forward. She just hoped that things didn't get too messy.

* * *

Sofia was somewhat surprised to get an invite to the opening of April's new cafe. They'd never really been friends as such and there had been that incident when she'd accidentally tried to chat up April's then boyfriend. Of course, had been a few years ago and April was bound to have either forgotten or forgiven her for it. But when she arrived there was no one else around and even odder the sign on the door said the grand opening wasn't until tomorrow.

She was just about to head home in disappointment when the door swung open, and April appeared. She gave Sofia a big grin before beckoning her into the shop. Sofia stepped inside and was surprised to discover that every table in the small cafe was laden with pies, tarts, cakes and jugs of cream and custard. Even more surprising was that there was a row of buckets against one wall which seemed to be filled with different coloured cake batters.

Sofia was starting to get suspicious about what was about to happen and sought some reassurance. However, what he saw was a menacing smile upon April's face as she reached for a cream pie. She then stepped closer to Sofia with the pie in hand.

"Err what are you doing?" Sofia asked tentatively.

"I think we both know what I'm about to do" April responded.

"Please don't" Sofia begged.

But April ignored her pleading as she took the pie she was holding and smashed it into Sofia's astonished face. Sofia was in shock, yes this had been a secret wish of hers for some time, but she'd not expected it to happen at the hands of a so-called friend and with someone she wasn't in an intimidate relationship with. She reaches up her hands to climb the pie filling from out of her eyes only to see April standing there with another pie in hand.

"Wai" she began to say.

She never got to complete her utterance as April once again thrusted a pie into her face. This time instead of immediately releasing the pie case, April took the opportunity to ground it all over Sofia's face before letting it go. Sofia sat there knowing that there was probably nothing she could do now to stop her torment, she just wondered if April thought she was fulfilling her despises or simply getting back at her for chatting up her boyfriend.

Sofia felt more pies being applied to her. First a pair of pies were sandwiched to either side of her face before a single pie was slapped on top of her head and rubbed into her hair. Sofia wondered if there happened to be a shower somewhere in the building as clearly it was going to take some washing and cleaning to recover from this messy state of affairs.

Choosing not to respond, Sofia just sat there partially blinded and deafened by pie filling as April moved around her. At first Sofia thought that April had given up as she didn't feel the impact of any more pies against her body but then she sensed something cold and wet running through her hair and down over her face. Clearly April had moved on from the pies.

"Enjoying the custard?" April teased.

At least Sofia now knew what was being poured over her. There was a small break in the proceedings as April went over to the other side of the room to grab another jug. This time she dribbled the contents of the jug over her victim and Sofia had to resort to sticking out her tongue and sampling the substance before discovering it was chocolate sauce. She could only imagine what she looked like now with her head still coated in pie and yellow and brown liquid all over her.

"Take off your jacket" April instructed.

Sofia could have ignored the command but in truth she was starting to enjoy herself now. Yes, it wasn't exactly how she'd have imagined her first messy session with another person, but it was finally happening for real. Whilst the pieing had come as a bit of a shock, the feeling of the custard and sauce flowing all over her was indescribably wonderful. She hoped there were more jugs to follow, and April was willing to pour the contents into her clothing rather than just over it.

April waited for Sofia to told as told before taking a sheet cake and thrusting it against Sofia's chest. She dragged the cake up and down, and from side to side to ensure maximum coverage before removing the now empty plate. After that April bombarded Sofia with pies and cakes all over such that soon her head, torso, arms and legs were coated in mess.

Things then took an unexpected turn as April picked up a pair of scissors and began to cut up Sofia's outer clothes. First to go was her skirt which was soon lying on the floor. Next April sliced Sofia's blouse to shreds to leaving her standing there is just matching pink bra and panties. Then April walked Sofia over towards one of the dining tables, this one bearing a large three-tiered cake covered in white frosting.

"Bend over please" April said.

Sofia did as instructed, assuming she was about to have her face shoved into the cake. So, she was somewhat surprised when April instead slapped a custard pie against her bottom. The spanking continued as April took a second, then a third and finally fourth pie and decorated Sofia's rear with them. And then as she'd predicted, April grabbed hold of Sofia's head and thrust it down into the huge cake sitting on the table in front of her.

It took Sofia a moment or two to extract her head from the cake, and then a few moments more to wipe the frosting from out of her eyes so she could see again. When she did, it was to see April standing a few feet away from her with a bucket in hand.

"I hope you like batter!" April exclaimed.

And with that April hurled the contents of the bucket at Sofia such that she got a thick coating of green batter. More was to follow as buckets of orange, blue and yellow were thrown over her, before lastly a bucket of purple batter was pushed down over her head. April gave the bucket a couple of turns before removing it and stepping back to laugh at her friend. Sopia didn't know whether to be relieved or disappointed that her torment had come to an end.

* * *

It turned out that April had completely forgotten about Sofia's attempt to chat up her ex-boyfriend. When she'd learnt about Sofia's fetish, she'd been only too happy to oblige, having sometimes daydreamed about doing something similar to a rude customer. It also turned out that there was a working shower in the vacant flat above the cafe and April said she'd even left a little present in the bathroom for Sofia.

Sofia made her way upstairs to the bathroom dripping pie filling behind her. Inside she found a large walk-in shower and a pile of fresh clothes on top of the toilet seat. She also discovered April's gift, a vibrator. Sofia felt a little embarrassed her friend could predict her needs so well but was left with a difficult question, what to use first: the shower or the sex toy...

The end?