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Alternate Rules/Variations For (Pie)Fight Club
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Posted 6/27/23     484 views
***I recommend reading "Welcome to (Pie)Fight Club" first for the Basic Rules.

VARIATION FOR TWO PLAYERS:
-There is no PieMaster.
-BOTH prepare One "Winning" and Two "Losing" Pies for his Set OF THREE Pies.
-Determine the identity of PLAYER A and PLAYER B.
-PLAYER A selects 1 of his opponent's 3 pies as PLAYER B accepts it willingly.
---If PLAYER A selected the 'Winning Pie," the Round Is Over.
---If not, the Round Continues.
-PLAYER B then selects 1 of his opponent's 3 pies as PLAYER A accepts it willingly.
---The Round Continues until the first "Winning Pie" has been delivered.

MILDER VARIATIONS (for Two-Player or Tournament Rounds)

"PRUSSIAN PIE-LETTE" (for Two-Player or Tournament Rounds)
--Players (not their opponent) control their own FaceI mean FATE!
--PLAYER A chooses a pie and accepts it willingly from PLAYER B.
---The Round Continues until the "Winning Pie" has been delivered.

"AFTER YOU" (for Two-Player or Tournament Rounds)
--If PLAYER A is very polite and/or submissive, he may allow PLAYER B to go first.
--This Guarantees PLAYER A will receive at least one pie in the Round.
---The Round Continues until the "Winning Pie" has been delivered.


WILDER VARIATIONS

"USE 'EM or LOSE 'EM"
A Round STOPS when the "Winning Pie" has been tossed UNLESS this option Is INVOKED by PieMaster in Tournament Rounds.
-- TOURNAMENT STYLE:
If the "Winning Pie" was the first pie tossed, the other five pies are automatically set aside.
Otherwise, PieMaster asks the "Winning Pie" tosser, "Use 'em? Or Lose 'em?"
The Player who chose and tossed the "Winning Pie" answers by saying
----"USE 'EM!" and he USES all remaining pies from That Round at his Opponent
OR
---- "LOSE 'EM" and he LOSES control of those pies, which are saved for "THE BIG FINISH."
(If the "Winning Pie" was the last one tossed, there are no un-tossed pies. Duh.)
PieMaster then chooses the next Two Pie Fighters to come forward.
The game continues until PieMaster declares, "It Is Over! Time for The Big Finish!"

THE BIG FINISH:
PieMaster chooses One (or more) "Tosser(s)" to toss the "Saved Pies" at
One (or more) "Taker(s)."
PieMaster may place himself in Either Group.
PieMaster may choose to toss all the pies himself or to take all the pies.
Or PieMaster may announce a general no-holds-barred General Pie Fight.

("USE 'EM or LOSE 'EM" may be used in the Two-Players Variation if BOTH Players Agree)

WILDER VARIATION
The mandatory Shirtless and Barefoot Dress Code is Jockstrap and Jeans.
If/When a player is struck with a "Winning Pie," he removes his jeans.


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washme01:
7/23/24
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