Alexa Bliss's Slapstick Adventures

Chapter 8: SummerWAM

It was a beautiful summer evening in Las Vegas for Summerslam. This has been the biggest event in WWE since the pandemic began a year and a half ago. The crowd started to get excited as many production people bought out tables of pies, cakes, and cake batter to put around the ring as the first ever Just Desserts match in WWE history was about to take place Between Alexa bliss and Charlotte flair for the Raw Women's Championship. The announcement of this match created a polarizing reaction online. Some people thought the match was a major set step back for a woman's division that had worked so hard for people to take the division seriously. Others thought that the match would be an interesting twist after a few months of boring action from the women's division since WrestleMania. Some people thought it would be nice to see Charlotte and Alexa getting humiliated after they both had their fair share of reigns of terror.

"The following contest is the just desserts match for the Raw Women's Championship." Kayla Braxton says wearing a full white outfit.



Kayla continued to speak as the crowd erupted in cheers. "The only way to win is by pinfall or submission. There are no disqualifications, no count outs, and falls count anywhere." The Firefly funhouse remix music plays has Alexa bliss comes out to the ring wearing her black and sky blue gear that she debuted at Money in the Bank.

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Alexa smiled to the fans as she walked her way down to the ring. Alexa felt very confident because she felt like this match stipulation favored her, and she had already messed up the queen on raw a few weeks ago. She got close to the ring and looked at one of the tables that had desserts on it and took her finger and dipped it into a banana cream pie. She licks her finger and smiles enjoying the taste of the banana cream pie. Alexa then gets into the ring and faces the stage waiting for her opponent to arrive.

"Recognition" plays as Charlotte Flair makes her entrance and walks down the aisle. Charlotte is wearing her bright purple gear for this match.



Charlotte has a look on her face that is a mixture of confidence because she has beaten Alexa before as well as annoyance that a Queen like herself would have to degrade herself by defending her title and what is essentially a food fight. As the Queen was near the ring, part of her robe falls into a bowl of chocolate cake batter. Charlotte gets pissed that she had a robe ruined by this hijinks. The queen takes off her soiled robe before performing her signature front flip. Charlotte enters the ring and stares daggers at Alexa Before handing her championship to the official. The ref raises the championship in the air and then hands it Kayla who leaves the ring. The referee make sure that both women are ready before signaling the timekeeper to ring the bell.

The bell rings and Charlotte immediately takes the fight to Alexa with numerous punches which then lead the chops right into the chest of Alexa Bliss. The referee tries to get Charlotte off of Alexa in the corner. Alexa turns her back to Charlotte which allows Charlotte to deliver a chop right into the biscuit butt of Alexa which stuns her. Alexa then turns back around to see Charlotte giving her a sly smirk. This enrages Alexa, and Alexa runs towards Charlotte and hits her with a Lou Thesz press and starts raining down punches on Charlotte. Charlotte slides her way to the corner and sits up trying to regroup. Alexa smiles at Charlotte and then thinks of an idea. Alexa turns her back to Charlotte and slowly walks backward. "Hey, Charlotte. It seemed like you are really fascinated with my ass. Let me give you a closer look." Alexa then puts her ass in Charlotte's face and shakes it giving Charlotte a stinkface. Charlotte struggles as Alexa grinds her ass in the face of the Queen. Alexa eventually stops and Charlotte rolls to the outside. Alexa shakes her ass which causes a strong, positive reaction from the crowd.

Alexa then goes outside the ring to continue the attack on Charlotte. Alexa grabs Charlotte by the hair, but her world is instantly turned white as Charlotte hits Alexa in the face with a vanilla pudding pie. Alexa tries to wipe her eyes clean of cream and pudding as Charlotte grabs a chocolate pudding pie. "Oh no, Alexa. You got hit in the face with a pie. It would be a shame if you got hit with another one." Charlotte says as she smashes the pie on top of Alexa's head staining her hair with chocolate pudding and cream. Alexa tries to crawl away as Charlotte grabs a giant vanilla sheet cake from a table. Alexa manages to get a grip on the barricade where the timekeeper and ring announcer Kayla Braxton are and is able to get to her feet. Charlotte rushes at Alexa with the sheet cake. Alexa sees it coming and side steps out of the way leading Charlotte to smash the giant sheet cake all over Kayla Braxton's face.

Charlotte is stunned as she tries to help Kayla clear her eyes as Kayla is holding back tears from the fact that her beautiful all white outfit got messy. Kayla looks at her outfit and whispers to herself, "At least it looks like it can be salvaged." As Charlotte tries to help Kayla clear her eyes from the cake, Alexa grabs a bucket of chocolate brownie batter and picks it up. Alexa gets a grip of the bucket, goes into a backswing, and flings a stream of chocolate brownie batter towards Charlotte. Unfortunately, Charlotte saw the wave of chocolate coming and was able to duck. However, Kayla Braxton was not fortunate, and her world was turned around as she was engulfed by a stream of chocolate brownie batter. Kayla Braxton screams at the humiliating experience that has happened to her. Alexa laughs at Kayla's messy state. However, that laughter stopped when Charlotte delivered a big boot to the side of Alexa's head. Alexa was knocked out in Charlotte extends her hands out to the side and poses to the crowd.

Charlotte looks down at Alexa and thinks of an idea. Charlotte grabs the shoulder straps of Alexa's top and pulls on them taking Alexa's top off revealing Alexa's pink bra. Charlotte then grabs Alexa's tights and pulls them down revealing a pair of matching pink panties. The crowd erupts seeing one of the hottest woman in WWE stripped down to her underwear. Instead of going to a dessert table, Charlotte goes underneath the ring to get her favorite weapon, a kendo stick. Charlotte uses the kendo stick and whacks the panty-covered ass of Alexa Bliss. Charlotte repeatedly banks Alexa until her lower butt cheeks that weren't covered by Alexa's panties are dark red. "Please stop." Alexa please as she gets onto her knees. Charlotte gets a bucket of blue cake batter and walks back over to Alexa. "Oh honey. I am just getting started." Charlotte says as she dumps the entire bucket of blue cake batter over Alexa. The cake batter covers Alexa's hair face and cleavage. Alexa could not believe that she was getting humiliated in her own game. Charlotte tosses the bucket to the side and picks up the kendo stick once again. Alexa clears her eyes just in time to see Charlotte crack the kendo stick over her head. Alexa is knocked out from the force of the kendo stick shot. Charlotte goes underneath the ring and grabs a pair of handcuffs. Charlotte goes over and hooks the handcuffs around the wrists of Alexa. Charlotte then picks up Alexa and puts her over her shoulders. Charlotte climbs up the ring stairs and make sure to put the handcuffs and Alexa's wrists around the ring post so Alexa is trapped with her ass facing towards the crowd. Charlotte goes over to the announcer's table and grabs a bottle of water and a microphone. Charlotte gets up on the ring apron and stands over Alexa. "Wakey wakey, Alexa." Charlotte says as she opens up the bottle of water and dumps it over Alexa's head hoping to revive her challenger. Alexa eventually is revived and starts coughing from the water going in her nose and down her throat. "Listen, Alexa. I am going to be nice and allow you to give up. If you don't give up, I will make things so much worse for you." Charlotte says as she it goes back and grabs the kendo stick." "What do you say, Alexa" Charlotte says as she lightly taps the kendo stick against Alexa ass and holds the mic in Alexa's face.

"Go fuck yourself, you big titty bimbo." The crowd gasps and Charlotte gets infuriated at that comment from Alexa Bliss. Charlotte then spends the next couple of minutes beating the hell out of Alexa with the kendo stick. Repeated shots to the back and ass really take the wind out of Alexa Bliss. Alexa's back and ass start to scar. Charlotte finally calms down and assesses the damage she has done to Alexa's body. Charlotte takes a can of whipped cream from a desert table and goes back to Alexa. "You know Alexa. A great way to treat bruises and scars is putting healing cream on them. I don't have healing cream, but I wonder if whipped cream is a good substitute." Charlotte then opens up Alexa's panties and sprays whipped cream down the back of her panties. Alexa screams at the combination of coldness from the cream and stinging sensation from the spanking she received from Charlotte. Charlotte and these the entire can of whipped cream in Alexa's panties. "Whoops I forgot all about the bruises on your back. I wonder if this will help." Charlotte pulls up on Alexa's panties which gives Alexa a messy wedgie. Alexa screams as cream spreads across her ass, crotch, and back. "Oh that works just fine." Charlotte says as she pulls Alexa's panties further up her back and to her shoulders. "Maybe whipped cream could double as a hair moisturizer." Charlotte says mockingly as she pulls Alexa's whipped cream filled panties over her head giving Alexa a messy atomic wedgie.

Charlotte feels like she is on the cusp of victory. Charlotte turns around to look at the crowd when all of a sudden she sees someone in a hoodie and mask staring daggers at her. All of a sudden the hooded figure raises a super soaker up and points it at Charlotte. Charlotte raises her hands up and begs the mysterious figure not to spray her with water. Charlotte would not have to worry about that because the hooded figure polls on the trigger and covers Charlotte's face and vanilla cake batter. Charlotte screams and turns her back to the hooded figure to shield her face from the cake batter assault. The hooded figure jumps over the barricade and proceeds to pull Charlotte's tights down revealing a navy blue thong. Charlotte tries to cover up her thong when all of a sudden the mysterious attacker then kicks Charlotte in the ass sending her stumbling and face planting into a chocolate sheet cake set up on a dessert table. The hooded figure then climbs the ring stairs to try and free Alexa. The mysterious figure starts by pulling Alexa's panties off of her head. The hooded figure then pulls a hair pin from their pocket and picks the lock on the handcuffs freeing Alexa. Alexa smiles at the hood figure before they both turn their attention back to Charlotte who was struggling to get back on her feet.

Alexa and the hooded figure both grab banana cream pies and stand on both sides of Charlotte. They both smash the pies on the side of Charlottes head giving the Queen a pie sandwich. Alexa takes advantage of a dazed Charlotte and rips her top off revealing Charlottes bare breasts. The crowd goes wild seeing Charlotte's breasts. "Wow. No bra, Charlotte? Let's help you cover up." Alexa and the hooded figure grab two chocolate cream pies and smash one into each of Charlotte's breasts. Alexa then grabs the kendo stick while the hooded figure grabs the pair of handcuffs. The hooded figure puts Charlotte's arms behind her back and puts the handcuffs on her leaving Charlotte completely defenseless. Alexa then whoops Charlotte with the kendo stick until Charlotte is completely knocked out.

They eventually put Charlotte back into the ring. Charlotte is laying face down in the ring. Alexa pulls up on Charlotte's thong giving Charlotte a wedgie while the hooded figure grabs a steel chair and a vanilla sheet cake and brings them in the ring. The hooded figure picks up Charlotte's body while Alexa places the sheet cake underneath Charlottes face. The hooded figure lets go of Charlotte's body letting her fall face first into the cake. Alexa then approaches Charlotte with a steel chair in hand. Alexa raises the chair up and then swings it down on Charlotte's head giving Charlotte a chair and cake con-chair-to. The hooded figure tries to go outside of the ring but Alexa holds them back. Alexa then hands them the chair and smiles at them. "Get her back for all the pain she has caused you." Alexa whispers to the hooded figure. The hooded figure takes the chair and slams it on the back of Charlotte's head giving her another chair and cake con-chair-to. The masked figure goes to the outside and grabs and empty table along with whipped cream, chocolate sauce and a carton of strawberry ice cream and brings them into the ring. The hooded figure and Alexa set up the table and then place Charlotte on the table. Alexa takes the strawberry ice cream and spread it all over Charlotte's almost naked body. Alexa takes the chocolate sauce while the masked attacker takes the whipped cream and they transform the Queen into a human sundae. Alexa then goes up to the top rope while the masked figure puts a cherry in between Charlotte's lips. Alexa does the twisted bliss on Charlotte through a table. Alexa covers Charlotte.

12.3 Ding Ding Ding.

"Your winner and NEW Raw Women's Champion: Alexa Bliss." A messy Kayla Braxton says as the referee hands Alexa her newly won title. The masked figure hops the barricade while Alexa celebrates her championship victory.

90 minutes later

Sasha Banks and Bianca Belair have been competing in a 20-minute classic. People thought this match was better than their WrestleMania match four months prior. Bianca was in control and was looking to finish off Sasha. Bianca picked Sasha up for the K.O.D, but in the process Sasha's feet hit the referee in the face, knocking him out. Bianca hits the K O. D. and goes for the cover. She realizes the referee is not counting and looks over to see a knocked out official. Bianca goes over to revive the official when the lights go out. A spotlight is shown to the top of the stage where Alexa is wearing a nice shiny evening gown and the Raw Women's Championship around her waist.



Alexa has her hands behind her back and looks up towards the ceiling. Wondering what Alexa was looking at, Bianca also looks up towards the ceiling. Her world is instantly turned green as a stream of green slime falls down on top of Bianca Belair. The crowd is stunned at seeing one of the most powerful women in WWE being humiliated and covered in slime. Eventually the stream ends and Bianca tries to wipe some slime off of herself. All of a sudden, Sasha hits Bianca in the back of the head with the Smackdown Women's Championship. Bianca is knocked out cold in a puddle of slime. Sasha goes for the cover as the referee is stirring.

1.2.3 Ding Ding Ding.

"Your winner and new Smackdown Women's Champion: Sasha Banks." The ring announcer says as the referee hands the Sasha her newly won championship. Sasha kisses her title and holds it up in the air as fireworks go off celebrating her victory. Sasha makes the referee put the title around her waist before she exits the ring. Sasha gets to the top of the ramp and walks over to Alexa. Sasha walks over to Alexa. The crowd started to stir expecting a brawl between the two heated rivals. However, suddenly Sasha grabs Alexa's face and starts kissing her. Alexa reciprocates by putting her tongue down Sasha's throat. The crowd goes crazy as they see WWE's two most popular female stars making out with each other. Alexa then moves her hands from behind her back revealing two cream pies. As Alexa and Sasha continue to make out, Alexa smashes the pies on both sides of her and Sasha's heads encasing themselves in a pie sandwich as Summerslam goes off the air.

THE END