Alexa Bliss's Slapstick Adventures

Chapter 6: A Spoiled Celebration

Charlotte Flair was walking around backstage with a giant grin on her face and the raw women's championship on her shoulder. Charlotte is wearing a pink, silk evening gown.





Preparations were being made for another Charlotte flair championship celebration. The celebration was going to happen last week, but Nikki Ash decided to stick her nose in the Queen's business. However, Charlotte was able to take care of that problem and made sure that superhero dweeb would never want to be seen in public again. Charlotte was backstage making sure that everything would be the way she wanted for the celebration tonight. Charlotte was able to get some of the lower card women to help make things right for her celebration. These lower card women went with it because they feared that what happened to Nikki would eventually happen to them if they did not cooperate.


Charlotte walked into a room where Tegan Nox and Shotzi Blackheart we're building a giant throne for her to sit on. "Wow ladies. This throne looks good." Charlotte says as she takes a seat on the throne. "It is a bit uncomfortable though. A cushion is needed. You don't want to disappoint your queen, do you?"


"No ma'am." Shotzi says as she quickly leaves the round to try and find a cushion. Charlotte gets a smile on her face. "Hey Tegan. There are a couple of loose boards down there. You might want to tighten those up." Charlotte says as she stands up and points at the bottom of the throne. Tegan bends over which was reveals a black G string. Charlotte takes the opportunity to pull up on Tegan's thong giving her a thong wedgie. Tegan screams. "Welcome to the main roster, rookie." Charlotte says as she tears Tegan's thong completely off.


Charlotte kicks Tegan in her ass forcing her to fall to the ground. Charlotte hides in a corner of the room when she hears footsteps coming back to the room. Shotzi came into the room with the requested cushion, but immediately went two are tag team partner who was on the ground holding her butt in pain. "Oh my God, Tegan. What happened?" Shotzi says as Charlotte sneaks up from behind and grabs a grip on Shotzi's red panties. "Well, Shotzi. This happened." Charlotte pulled Shotzi's panties towards the ceiling. Charlotte pulled on them until she was able to put them over Shotzi's face giving her an atomic wedgie. Charlotte kicks Shotzi in her ass causing her to fall next to her tag team partner. "Get back to work, ladies." Charlotte says as she leaves the room.


Charlotte went into another room where the pink haired Dakota Kai was tasked with creating a tribute video for Charlotte Flair. The video would show Charlotte beating up all the women on the roster whether it be tapping them out with her signature Figure 8 submission move, hitting them with natural selection, or hitting them with kendo sticks and steel chairs. "Hey nerd. How is the video showing my GOAT status going?" Dakota then showed Charlotte the video. After the video was done, Charlotte stared at Dakota. "Wow Dakota. That was a long video, but not long enough. I want more clips in it." Dakota sighed knowing that she had to keep going. "Aww. You look tired. Let me help you out." Charlotte took the frozen coffee that Dakota was drinking and dumped it on top of Dakota's pink hair. Dakota screamed and Charlotte through the cup at her. "Back to work." Charlotte said as she left the room.


Charlotte went to the catering area and saw Aliyah preparing a giant 3 layered vanilla cake.





"Hello Queen. I hope the cake is up to your liking." Charlotte takes a finger full of icing and tastes it. "That tastes so good. Although the cake looks a little uneven." Charlotte replied. "Where?" Aliyah asks as she looks at the cake closely. "Right there." Charlotte says as she takes Aliyah's head and shoves it into the side of the cake. Charlotte takes Aliyah's head and rubs it back and forth on the cake. Charlotte goes to the other side of the cake and grabs a handful of the cake. "Don't worry, Aliyah. I evened it out for you." Charlotte says as she opens up the back of Aliyah's pants and underwear and puts the cake down Aliyah's panties. Charlotte gives Aliyah a hard spank and cake splatters on Aliyah's back and further in Aliyah's ass and crotch. "You can just cover the open spaces in icing like this". Charlotte says as she takes a container of icing and dumps it on Aliyah's hair before leaving.


It was time for the Charlotte Flair championship celebration. Flair's music played in she walked out and soaked up all of the boos from the crowd as she walked to the ring. Charlotte walked past the giant cake that Aliyah made that was on the outside of the ring. She entered the ring and took a seat on the giant throne that Shotzi and Tegan built. The ring announcer directed everybody's attention to the titantron where are the video package that Dakota Kai made that contained clips of Charlotte Flair's greatness played. The video package lasted 5 minutes. After the video ended, Charlotte grabbed a mic and began to speak.


"If the last six years did not prove it, then last week definitely did. I am the alpha of WWE. If you are in the ring with me, you will leave humbled, humiliated, and defeated. No woman in that locker room can beat me." The Firefly Funhouse music begins to play and the crowd erupts as Alexa Bliss appears on the stage to confront Charlotte. "Charlotte, the only reason you are on top of the women's division is because you have not faced me. Why don't you put your title on the line against me at Summerslam?" Charlotte laughs at Alexa's attempt to challenge her. "Are you kidding me, Alexa? You are not in my league. Besides, what do I have to gain by putting my title on the line against you?" Charlotte replies as Alexa laughs. "First off, you get to be associated with a good looking badass like myself, but also you can get revenge on me for this." Alexa lifts her hand and uses her powers 2 tip the thrown forward. This sends Charlotte falling face first outside of the ring directly on top of the giant vanilla cake. Charlotte falls through the cake and eventually lands on the floor completely covered in cake from head to toe. Charlotte slips and slides for a bit before regaining her balance Charlotte tries to run off, but Alexa has a hold of her dress. With Alexa and Charlotte pulling in opposite directions, the dress rips apart leaving Charlotte in a black lace bra and matching panties.



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Charlotte runs up the stage as Alexa grabs a mic. "Oops. Sorry Charlotte. That was an accident." Charlotte grabs the mic on top of the stage. "You bitch. I don't know who you think you are. You think" Charlotte was interrupted when a stream of green cake batter falls from the ceiling and on top of Charlotte. Charlotte stands there and screams while covering herself to avoid showing the audience her underwear. Charlotte is completely covered in cake batter as the stream ends. Charlotte runs backstage to avoid further humiliation. The Firefly Funhouse theme plays as Alexa celebrates in the ring as Raw goes off the air.


Charlotte is fuming as she is walking backstage covered in vanilla cake and green cake batter. After she cleans up, she is going to Pearce's and Deville's office to demand the match between her and Alexa at Summerslam. As Charlotte is walking, she hears someone laughing. Charlotte furiously turns around and sees Dana Brooke snickering. "What is so funny, Dana?" Dana works at Charlotte. "It's just funny to see you get humiliated for a change." Dana laughs and Charlotte also begins to laugh. "You know what else is funny? This." Charlotte says as she kicks Dana Brooke in the crotch. Charlotte then smashes dana's face into a number of tables. Charlotte takes Dana into the catering area. Charlotte grabs a couple of Boston cream pies and smashes them in Dana's face. Charlotte grabs a bowl of chocolate pudding and dumps it down the back of Dana's pants. Charlotte grabs Dana's pink thong and gives her a huge wedgie. Charlotte drags Dana by her wedgie to the locker room. Charlotte takes Dana to a bathroom stall and forces Dana to put her head in the toilet. Charlotte flushes the toilet giving Dana a swirly. "You should be thanking me, Dana. I am allowing you to clean up. Now I am going to clean myself up in the shower. Now what I am expecting you to do is to keep putting your head in the toilet bowl, face down in the water, and keep giving yourselves swirlies. You know what happens if you don't follow my directions so you better get started." Charlotte walks toward the shower while Dana Brooke starts giving herself swirlies.

THE END