Alexa Bliss's Slapstick Adventures

Chapter 5: A Messed-Up Cash-in

The crowd got rowdy as fireworks exploded signaling the start of another episode of Monday Night Raw. It was the raw after Money in the Bank, which was a noteworthy night for the Raw women's division. In the opening match, Nikki Ash defeated seven other women in the most bizarre Money in the Bank ladder match in WWE history. Later in the night, Charlotte Flair tapped out Rhea Ripley to win the Raw women's championship. This was Charlotte Flair's 12th women's championship.

The show started with the iconic Ric Flair music with a techno twist signaling the arrival of the new raw women's champion, Charlotte Flair. Charlotte Flair walked out wearing a spaghetti strap black sequin bodysuit with the Raw women's championship around her waist.



Charlotte grabbed a mic and entered the ring. Charlotte took a minute to soak in the booing from the crowd. Charlotte puts the mic up to her mouth and begins to speak.

"Last night at Money in the Bank, I proved that I am the greatest female wrestler of all time. It does not matter if you are a veteran wrestler like Asuka or a young upstart like Rhea Ripley. It doesn't matter if you are a powerhouse like Nia Jax or if you are a submission specialist like Shayna Baszler. it doesn't matter who you are. At the end, the result remains the same. The queen will always rule over WWE. No woman or man can stop me." Once the word band left Charlotte's lips, the crowd instantly began chanting for Becky Lynch. Charlotte's face immediately turned red in anger. Deep down, Charlotte was very jealous of Becky Lynch. Charlotte was never able to get the fan support that Becky Lynch did, despite the company pushing her way harder than Becky. Charlotte proceeded to scream into the mic, "Becky is at home breastfeeding her child. Meanwhile, I am here entertaining you all and being the greatest women's wrestler of all time. Give me some freaking respect. Unlike Becky, I will be around forever because I plan on holding this Raw women's championship for a long time."
Superhero music began playing over the speakers in the arena causing the crowd to erupt as miss money in the bank, Nikki Ash, comes out with her briefcase. Nikki Ash is dressed in her blue and yellow superhero outfit and walks to the ring smiling very proud of what she did last night.

Nikki Ash was able to overcome the supernatural powers Alexa Bliss for a few moments and grabbed the briefcase giving her an automatic championship match whenever she wanted.

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Nikki Ash grabs a mic and walks into the ring. The crowd chants for Nikki as she begins to speak. "Actually Charlotte, I do not think you will be the champion for a long time. In fact, I doubt you will be champion by the end of the night." Nikki says as she holds up her briefcase in the air.

Charlotte laughs at Nikki's boldness and at the fact that she had the guts to interrupt her. "Awww Nikki. You really think you can become champion. Even more ridiculous, you think you can beat me." Charlotte continues to laugh as Nikki gets offended at Charlotte laughing at her.

"Charlotte, I know I can beat you. In fact, I am going to cash in my money in the bank contract and beat you right now." The crowd erupted knowing that they will see a championship match right here, right now. Charlotte was taken aback by Nikki's announcement. Charlotte immediately places the mic up to her mouth. "Whoa Nikki easy there. Are you really going to cash in on me when I am clearly not prepared?" Charlotte points to her attire which clearly was not meant to be wrestled in.

"How about this, Nikki? Why don't you hold on to that briefcase until the end of the night? I will go into the back and change into my wrestling gear, and we will meet back here for the main event of tonight's show then you can cash in your briefcase fairly since you are supposed to be a role model after all." The kids in the audience cheered loudly wanting Nikki to win in a fair fight. "To make it even better for you, we can make it a falls count anywhere match. You can use whatever objects you want me and you can attempt to win the match anywhere you want. Trust me Vicki you will need those images because you cannot beat me in a normal one on one action." Charlotte laughs as she extends her right hand to Nikki. "Do we have a deal, Nikki?" Charlotte says as she stares at Nikki. Nikki looks at the crowd and gives Charlotte a strong handshake. "Well now that we have a deal, let me give you a little preview of what is to come tonight." Charlotte immediately uses her left heel and kicks Nikki in the crotch. Nikki falls to the ground in complete agony. Charlotte picks Nikki up and grabs her by the leotard giving her a strong wedgie as she throws her outside of the ring. Charlotte then picks up Nikki again and gives her another leotard wedgie as she throws her into the barricade. Nikki is on her back and Charlotte takes the opportunity to cause even more humiliation by sticking right finger in her mouth, getting it all wet, and sticking her finger Nikki's ear giving her a wet willy. Charlotte fakes dusting herself off as she walks away. Nikki tries to get up Charlotte turns back and sees Nikki getting up and she runs at her and spears Nikki through the barricade. Charlotte gets up, laughs, and walks away leaving Nikki injured for their mean event match tonight.

2 hours later.

"The following contest is a false count anywhere match it is for the raw women's championship." Superhero music plays for the second time tonight as Nikki ash comes out carrying her money in the bank briefcase with a smile on her face. Nikki is looking to get payback for what Charlotte did to her earlier and the night Nikki Quigley walks to the ring and hands the referee her money in the bank briefcase. Charlotte's music hits and Charlotte comes out wearing her black and purple ring gear Charlotte came out quite cocky as she slowly made her way to the ring.

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Charlotte enters the ring and hands her title to the referee. the referee holds the title in the air as Charlotte and Nikki stare at each other. The bell rings and Nikki makes it quick dash over to Charlotte cheap hammers Charlotte with fast punches trying to get revenge on her for the wet willie from earlier. Charlotte eventually retreats to the outside. While Charlotte is trying to gain her composure, Nikki climbs up to the top rope and does a flying crossbody right on to Charlotte. Nikki quickly gets up in tries to pump up the crowd. Nikki goes under the ring and grabs a kendo stick. Nikki goes to hit Charlotte with the kendo stick, but Charlotte ducks and then hits a big boot on Nikki knocking her down. Charlotte then grabs the kendo stick end hits Nikki over the back. Nikki screams in pain at the repeated shots. Charlotte then gets a mischievous idea. Charlotte goes behind Nikki and hits her ass with the kendo stick. Charlotte repeatedly spanks Nikki with the kendo stick which gets a surprisingly positive reaction from the crowd. Charlotte is shocked that she got a positive reaction from the crowd and decides to capitalize on it. Charlotte grabs the leotard and puts the kendo stick through the leg holes of the leotard. Charlotte then pulls the kendo stick towards her giving Nikki ash a huge wedgie. Then Charlotte decides to add to the pain by rotating the kendo stick giving Nikki a propeller wedgie.

Nikki is screaming at the pain and is hurt even more by the audience reacting positively to her humiliation. Charlotte looks under the ring and finds a bottle of water. Charlotte opens the bottle of water and takes a sip. "Damn Nikki, this ass-kicking I am giving you is making me thirsty. You wanna drink as well?" Charlotte stands over Nikki as she dumps the entire water bottle on Nikki's hair." Charlotte grabs another bottle of water. "Nikki, it looks like you need to be cooled off. Let me help you with that." Charlotte then dumps the bottled water over Nikki's bag causing the material to become loose and Nikki to screen. Charlotte then fines or whole and Nikki's spandex superhero outfit. Charlotte decides to have some fun and picks at the whole Charlotte, all of a sudden, tears open the whole ripping Nikki's super suit open. Charlotte completely tears Nikki's super suit off her body leaving her in a lacy pink bra and matching pink panties.

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The crowd roars at Nikki's state of nakedness. A woman has not been stripped to their underwear in over 15 years on WWE television. Nikki realizes the situation she is in and starts to cry. Nikki tries to run to the back Charlotte grabs the back of her panties. Charlotte then yanks on Nikki's panties giving her another wedgie and shows off Nikki's pale butt cheeks. Nikki furiously elbows Charlotte in the back of the head which disorients her. Nikki quickly runs backstage with Charlotte in pursuit. Eventually Charlotte's athleticism shines through and she is able to catch up to Nikki and tackles her. They're both in the catering room.

Charlotte grabs a steel chair and hits Nikki in the back with it. Nikki is not down and is in a lot of pain. Charlotte decides to have some fun. She goes over to the catering table and grabs a bucket of chocolate pudding. Nikki is up on her knees, but once she looks up, she sees a Charlotte standing over her and tipping the bucket over covering Nikki's face and hair in chocolate pudding. Charlotte then Irish whips Nikki into the catering table sending her face first into a banana cream pie. Charlotte then grabs two chocolate cream pies in smashes them on both sides of Nikki's face giving her a pie sandwich Nikki's screams are muffled through the crust and cream. Charlotte then grabs a can of whipped cream and shoves the nozzle down the back of Nikki's panties. Charlotte then sprays the cream filling Nikki's panties with whipped cream. Nikki moans at the feeling of cream in her panties.
Charlotte then grabs a chocolate cake and places it on the seat of a chair. "Nikki, it looks like you are really tired why don't you take a load off and sit down?" Charlotte then forces Nikki to sit down on the chocolate cake. Nikki screams at the coldness of the cake on her ass and crotch. Charlotte then nails Nikki with a big boot. Sending her flying off the chair. Nikki tries to recompose herself and wipe her eyes while Charlotte grabs A bucket of custard. Charlotte goes back to Nikki and puts the bucket over her head causing syrup to go over her face, down her bra, and over her panties. Nikki quickly tries to get the bucket off her head, but it is stuck. Charlotte takes full advantage of the opportunity by hitting Nikki with a natural selection Charlotte then gets up and puts her foot on Nikki's chest and the referee counts to three.

"The winner of this match and still Raw women's champion: Charlotte Flair." The ring announcer says as the crowd applauds clearly happy with Charlotte's performance. Charlotte heard the admiration of the audience even from the catering room. It made her happy, because even though she said otherwise she deeply wanted the admiration of the audience. Now that she had their admiration, she was never going to let it go. Charlotte proved this by grabbing Nikki and hanging her by her panties on a coat rack located in the catering room giving Nikki a hanging wedgie. Charlotte then goes to the dessert table and grabs four pies off the table. Charlotte approaches Nikki and takes two coconut cream pies and smashes one on each of Nikki Ash's breasts. Charlotte opens the front of Nikki's panties and smashes a French silk pie right into her pussy causing a moan from Nikki. Charlotte removes the bucket from Nikki's head. "Wow Nikki this was extremely fun. Maybe we can do it again sometime. I hope you learned your lesson." Charlotte laughs as the takes the chocolate pudding pie and smashes it into Nikki's face.

Charlotte stares at Nikki for a couple of minutes admiring her work before eventually leaving the catering area. After Charlotte leaves the catering area, Alexa Bliss emerges from a corner of the catering room. Alexa was furious. Charlotte had the gall to try and mess up Nikki when everyone knows that Alexa should have been the one to do that. Alexa then smiles realizing that she now has a new target.

THE END.