Alexa Bliss's Slapstick Adventures

Chapter 3- Liv Morgan and Carmella

Alexa Bliss was asked to come into the Thunderdome to do a photo shoot and do various media appearances. It was on a Friday so it just happened to be that a lot of Smackdown superstars were around to film one of the last remaining episodes of smackdown before WWE ends up going on the road again. Alexa was wearing a black suit jacket with a black croptop with gray spikes on it. She was also wearing matching black leggings.

[ALEXA]


Alexa had just finished up doing an interview for a podcast and went to get something to eat in catering. Alexa grabs a doughnut and a cup of coffee and goes to sit down at a table. Alexa secretly hoped that someone would trigger the cake batter trap that she got Naomi with a week earlier. However, no one was in catering, so she started scrolling her phone. All of a sudden, Alexa hears a commotion coming from the front of the catering room and looked up to see what all of the fuss was about.

Carmella was holding on to a mini-mirror and applying makeup as she walked around backstage. Carmella was wearing a yellow, spaghetti-strap croptop leaving her abs exposed. She also wore a matching yellow skirt that went down to her knees.

[CARMELLA]


Carmella was in the middle of a career renaissance. A couple of years ago she was part of a comedy duo with R-Truth. Carmella had fallen from champion to comedy jobber. During the pandemic, she had plenty of time to reflect. Carmella knew that the company was cutting talent because of the pandemic. She had heard rumors that she was going to be one of the superstars that would be released due to budget cuts. Luckily, Carmella was spared when the budget cuts occurred. She knew that something needed to change which is why she developed a new persona. Instead of being R-Truth's back-up dancer, Carmella became "the most beautiful woman in all of WWE". Instead of dancing with children, she was drinking champaign. Instead of running around and protecting R-Truth's 24/7 title, Carmella was competing in high-profile title matches against Sasha Banks and Bianca Belair. Carmella walked into catering looking to get some Nutella. She looked at all of the catering options when she felt someone tap her shoulder. Carmella turns around to see a small, blonde girl with her blue tongue out. Carmella looked down to see a smiling Liv Morgan. Liv was wearing a white dress with small black polka dots on it along with her glasses.

[LIV]


Liv Morgan has had a tough tie on the main roster. Liv Morgan had a tight connection with her Riott Squad partners, Ruby Riott and Sarah Logan. For some reason, the company executives decided to split up the Riott Squad and send Liv over to Smackdown. Ever since the split, Liv had struggled against the more skilled wrestlers like Charlotte Flair, Asuka, and Shayna Baszler. After they both had tough singles careers, Liv Morgan and Ruby Riott decided to reform their Riott Squad partnership. Liv and Ruby were gaining momentum and looked like they were eventually going to win the women's tag team titles. However, there was another round of budget cuts. Ruby was released and Liv had to go back into a singles career. Her first feud was with Carmella which is why Liv Morgan decided to confront her in the catering area.

"What do you want dweeb?" Carmella says annoyed that this jobber was bugging her once again. "Oh I just wanted to ask you how Sonya's pussy taste." Carmella offended, retorted. "What are you trying to infer with a question like that?" Carmella says as she gets in the face of Liv Morgan. "Oh well I just figured that you just had some fun with Sonya because she just put you in the Money in the Bank ladder match instead of having you qualify like every other girl in the match. It would be one thing if you were winning matches, but you haven't." Carmella's face gets red, "Oh please like you are the one to talk. Let me know when you win a title. Your singles career has been pathetic. Why don't you go find Ruby or Sarah and win the tag titles? Oh wait. They got fired because they are not talented or even pretty for that matter?" Carmella laughs and Liv becomes enraged. Liv eyes the dessert table and picks up a coconut cream pie from the table.

Carmella sees this and backs away. "Woah. Woah. Don't get mad me honey because I know what it takes to get to the top of the food chain." Liv retorts. "Oh you think I DON'T KNOW how the-" Liv stops speaking as her vision turns red. She looks up to see a stream of red cake batter falling on her. Liv sits there stunned while Carmella laughs at the bizarre situation. The stream eventually ends and Liv wipes herself with the one hand. "Don't worry I will take that pie from you. "Carmella takes the pie out of Liv's hand and Liv starts wiping her face. Carmella dips her finger in the coconut cream pie and then licks her finger. "Oh my god, Liv. This pie tastes really good. You should try it." Carmella takes the pie and smashes it in Liv's face. Liv cannot believe she is being embarrassed like this. Carmella then takes a banana cream pie, dips her finger and licks some of it with her finger. "Mhmm this is good, but not as good as the coconut. What do you think, Liv?" Carmella smashes the pie into Liv's face." Carmella looks at a vanilla pudding pie and a chocolate pudding pie. Carmella tastes both and then picks both pies up. "Liv, these pies taste so good together. You should try them." Carmella then smashes the pies on both sides of Liv's head giving her a pie sandwich.

Liv is stunned at being pied and slimed. She just wants the humiliation to stop so she turns her back to Carmella. "Oh Liv. Look at you covered in pies and slime. You look like a total geek. You know what geeks get?" Carmella lifts up the skirt of Liv's dress and grabs Liv's purple and white checkered panties. "Wedgie time." Carmella says as she lifts Liv's panties in the air giving her a huge wedgie. Carmella then licks her finger and gives Liv a wet willy before pushing her to the ground in a puddle of cake batter, pies, and pudding.

Carmella grabs a dozen eggs from the table and looks down at Liv. "Liv, since it looks like you will not be in the Money in the Bank ladder match and you are clearly jealous about it, I am going to give you a preview of what I would do if each of my Money in the Bank opponents were here right now. If Asuka were here, I would crack a dozen eggs on her beautiful multi-colored hair. Carmella opens up the box of eggs and smashes each egg on Liv's head. Carmella then grabs a huge chocolate sheet cake. "If Nikki Cross or Ash or whatever her name is was here, I would smash this chocolate cake all over her face and bring her back down to reality." Carmella then smashes the huge cake all over Liv's face sending Liv back first splattering back into the puddle of mess. Liv gets up on all fours while Carmella gets a circular ice cream and goes behind Liv. If Naomi was here, I would smash an ice cream cake all over ass and give her a big spanking." Carmella says as she pulls Liv's panties down and smashes the cold cake onto Liv's ass. Liv screams at the cold sensation on her ass as Carmella slaps Liv's ass until it turns red. Carmella then goes up to Liv who is on her knees and turns her back to Liv. "If Zelina Vega were here, I would make her kiss my ass like she kissed WWE's ass in order to get her job back." Carmella pulls up the back of her own skirt revealing a pair of gray Calvin Klein panties. Carmella pulled down those panties to her thighs, grabbed Liv's head and forced Liv to kiss her ass. Carmella enjoyed the sticky feeling of Liv's face on her ass.

Alexa took great joy in seeing her slime trap work on Liv. She even enjoyed watching Carmella humiliate Liv. However, her ears perked up when Carmella brought up Money in the Bank. Did Carmella think she was the actual favorite going into the Money in the Bank ladder match? Alexa thought that was hilarious. Alexa got up from her table and decided to teach Carmella a lesson in humility.

Carmella let go of Liv's face and pulled up her panties. She turns to the dessert table and grabs a large vanilla sheet cake from the dessert table. "And if Alexa Bliss was here." Carmella frees as she turns right into Alexa Bliss holding a bottle of chocolate syrup. "What Mella? Would you do something like this?" Alexa then sprays the chocolate syrup right into her face. Carmella screamed as she took the chocolate to her face and held the vanilla sheet cake. "Or something like this?" Alexa used her powers and made Carmella smash the cake in her own face. "Or something like this." Alexa used her super strength to rip off her top revealing a gray Calvin Klein bra holding Carmella's huge pair of tits. Alexa grabbed two French silk pies and smashed them both into Carmella's breast. "Or something like this." Alexa then tore off Carmella's skirt once again revealing her gray panties. Alexa grabbed a giant gallon of vanilla ice cream turned Carmella around and dumped the entire gallon of vanilla ice cream down the back of her panties. Alexa then pulled up on Carmella's panties giving her a wedgie. Eventually Alexa pulled the panties over Carmella's head giving her an atomic wedgie. Alexa found a coat hook and hung Carmella by her panties with Carmella still in the atomic wedgie. Alexa admired her handiwork when she heard laughing from behind her. It was Liv laughing at Alexa tormenting Carmella.

Alexa went over to Liv and helped her up. "Man I owe you one for helping me out." Alexa laughs and gets all stoic. "Yes you do." Alexa says as she goes behind Liv and yanks on her panties. Alexa then yanks Liv's purple and white checkered panties over her head. Alexa then hangs Liv right next to Carmella, leaving them both in hanging atomic wedgies. Alexa laughs like a child. "I can't leave you both like this." Liv and Carmella smiling thinking Alexa would let them down. However, that smiling stopped when streams of chocolate syrup started falling onto both Carmella and Liv. "Now I can leave. Bye girls." Alexa waved at both of them before leaving. "This is the worst day ever." Liv thought. However, that night, Liv was officially announced for Money in the Bank so the day was not all bad.

THE END

Feel free to suggest who Alexa should mess with next.