Alexa Bliss's Slapstick Adventures

Chapter 2: Naomi and Asuka

It was another week of Monday Night Raw and Naomi and Asuka were walking together backstage. They were extremely excited. Naomi and Asuka just defeated the recently returning Eva Marie and her protDoudrop to qualify for the women's Money in the Bank ladder match. After the match, Naomi and Asuka quickly changed out of their ring gears, hit the showers, and put on casual clothing. Naomi put a white, long sleeved crop top and some blue jeans. Asuka was wearing a white button-down shirt and tan colored capri pants.

[NAOMI]

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[ASUKA]



"Yes. Yes. Yes. We did it Naomi." Asuka says in her adorable Japanese accent as she grabs Naomi tightly for a nice hug. "I know. I know." Naomi says as she reciprocates the hug to Asuka. "You were able to neutralize Doudrop's power, and I was able to outwit Eva Marie. Granted, that isn't that hard to begin with." Naomi laughs and Asuka joins her in giggling. "Let's go get something to eat in catering." Naomi says excitedly as she grabs Asuka's hand and leads her to catering.

Naomi is really happy that she has struck up a friendship with Asuka. All of her previous tag team partnerships did not end well. Her funkadactyl tag team partner, Cameron, stabbed her in the back because she was jealous of Naomi getting a lot of praise and attention from the fans and the higher-ups within the company. Her Team B.A.D. partnership went south because Sasha thought she was above the team and Tamina kept getting hurt. Naomi recently had a fun tag team run with Lana. Naomi had a lot of fun wrestling and filming tiktoks alongside her., but even Naomi could admit that Lana was not the most talented woman on the roster and that was part of the reason why Lana was released last month.

When Naomi saw that she was scheduled to team with Asuka in a Money in the Bank qualifier, she got really excited. Naomi really enjoyed her brief tag team run with Asuka in late 2018. Asuka did not have the insecurities that Cameron had. Asuka also did not have the ego that Sasha had or the durability issues that plagued Tamina. Asuka has more in-ring talent in her pinky finger than Lana does in her entire body. Naomi is hoping that this victory can help persuade Asuka to reunite with her and become a tag team again. Naomi had noticed that she had not received any opportunities for the women's titles. Her last shot was three years ago, coincidentally against Asuka. No matter how many #naomideservesbetter tweets that appear online, it seems like she will no longer be getting any singles title opportunities anytime soon. Now with the tag team title scene. Now with the tag team title scene being quite thin at the moment, Naomi thought that this would be a great opportunity for her and Asuka to make a run for the tag team titles.

Asuka has had a bumpy time on the main roster. It has had its highs and lows. She has won pay per view main events, but she has also gone months without having a match on television. Life on the main roster had been a little rough on her. She did not have a lot of people to talk to since English was not her first language. However, whenever she would talk to Naomi, Asuka felt comfortable and quickly became good friends with Naomi. Asuka was hoping that she and Naomi would become the first ever women's tag team titles. However, things changed when Asuka got on a massive hot streak and won the Smackdown women's title. Asuka knew that after her title loss to Rhea Ripley in Wrestlemania that her time of being a singles champion was over. Although Asuka never showed it, she was one of the oldest women on the roster. She knew that her time in wrestling was running out. Asuka thought she may as well have fun. Asuka wanted to have fun with one of her best friends Naomi which was why she was going to ask Naomi to be her tag team partner.

Asuka and Naomi walk into catering room. They were the only two in there. Naomi and Asuka look over the catering options and decide to get a banana cream pie for them to eat. They go sit at a table. As Naomi and Asuka sit down, Alexa Bliss walks in. Alexa sees them and thinks that this could be a good time to drive a wedge between Asuka and Naomi's friendship before the Money in the Bank ladder match. Alexa became quite inspired after messing up Nia and Shayna. She had been watching a lot of classic Nickelodeon shows. On one show, there was a gag where every time someone said "I don't know" they would be slimed with cake batter. Alexa used her magical powers to set the catering room up so that same thing can happen here. However, Alexa had never tested it yet to see if it worked. However, Alexa found two subjects that would be perfect to test it out.

Alexa approaches the table that Naomi and Asuka were sitting. "Hey guys." Alexa says as she gives Asuka a quick hug and then sits next to Asuka and across from Naomi. All three talk about random things for a few minutes before Alexa decides to ask Naomi a question. "Hey Naomi. Do you know where the seamstress is? I want to talk to her about my wardrobe." Naomi immediately responds "Um no Alexa. I don't know where the seam-. " Naomi stops speaking as she feels a wet and sticky feeling on the top of my head. Naomi looks up to see a stream of blue cake batter falling down on top of her head and face Naomi screams while Asuka sits there looking on in shock. Alexa holds back a smile, satisfied that her setup worked and enjoying watching Naomi get covered by a never-ending stream of cake batter. The stream of cake batter eventually stops.

"Oh my God. What happened" Asuka says looking up at the ceiling where there is no trace of cake bater to speak of. "I have no idea." Alexa says lying to Asuka. Alexa hands Naomi some napkins feigning concern for one of her Money in the Bank opponents. "Hey, Asuka, why don't you grab more napkins while I go grab a mop and clean this up?" Asuka goes to the dessert table to grab some napkins while Alexa leaves to go find a mop. However, before Alexa leaves, she has an idea. She sees the banana cream pie on the table. She sees Asuka facing the dessert table. Alexa also notices Naomi wiping her eyes. Alexa uses her magical powers to make the pie float in the air before moving her hand toward Asuka sending the pie right toward Asuka. Alexa then quickly leaves the room.

Asuka is focused on getting napkins and helping her friend and potential tag team partner when all of a sudden, she hears a SPLAT and feels a wet and gooey substance on her ass. Asuka reaches back and sees pie crust, whipped cream, and banana all over her tan capri covered butt. She looks back at the table to see Naomi cleaning herself and no pie on the table. Did Naomi pie Asuka in the ass? Asuka wondered why Naomi would do this. Did Naomi think that Asuka was behind the cake batter was trying to be sly about getting revenge. Asuka got mad at Naomi for possibly thinking that she would humiliate her. "Naomi wants to try an embarrass Asuka. Well two can play at the game." Asuka thought before picking up two circular vanilla sheet cakes and walked back toward Naomi.

Naomi heard Asuka's footsteps from behind her. "Hey, Asuka, do you have more napkins for me." Asuka smiles mischievously. "Yeah Naomi I have your napkins right here." Asuka says as she smashed both cakes into the sides of Naomi's head sandwiching her in vanilla frosting and cake. Naomi quickly got up and turned towards Asuka. "Asuka, what the hell was that for?" Naomi says clearing her eyes. "You pied me in the ass." Asuka says as she turns her butt towards Naomi. "I would never do anything like that. If anything, you would know if I did something to do like this." Naomi kicked Asuka in the ass. Asuka trips and falls face first into a big bowl of chocolate pudding at the dessert table. Naomi laughs as Asuka slowly lifts her head from the bowl. Asuka then turns toward Naomi and spit chocolate pudding right into the face of Naomi blinding her.

Asuka then grabs a chocolate cake and places it on a chair. Asuka then forces Naomi to sit right down on the chocolate cake. Asuka looks on and laughs as Naomi gets up and looks at the damage done to her blue jeans. "Ok sis. You want to ruin my clothes. I may as well return the favor." Naomi says as she grabs a bottle of whipped cream. Naomi then tears open Asuka's white buttoned-down t-shirt revealing Asuka's pink bra and amazing cleavage and sprays whipped cream all over Asuka's breasts. Naomi then rubbed the cream into Asuka's breast. It was a weird feeling for Asuka because she did not like being humiliated, but she did not mind the feeling of Naomi rubbing her breasts. "You want to strip me. I may as well strip you too." Asuka says as she pantsed Naomi revealing a pair of bright blue panties. Asuka then grabbed a bottle of strawberry syrup and sprayed it down the front of Naomi's panties. Asuka emptied the bottle and then pulled up on Naomi's panties giving her a front wedgie. Naomi knew she was getting humiliated, but she did not hate the feeling of her sticky panties being pulled up her vagina.

Alexa was just outside the catering area. She enjoyed that Asuka and Naomi were humiliating each other and she barely had to move a muscle to do it. Alexa likes the idea of ruining friendships. She liked backstabbing her friends like Mickie James and Nikki Cross. She really enjoyed ruining the partnership between Shayna Baszler and Nia Jax. The thought made her giggle. She turned back to see what Asuka and Naomi would do next.

"Maybe you should know what it feels like." Naomi pulls down Asuka's capris revealing a pair of pink panties leaving Asuka in just her pink underwear. Naomi grabs a carton of custard and opens up Asuka's pink panties and dumps the custard into Asuka's panties. Naomi then pulled up on Asuka's panties giving Asuka the same front wedgie she received earlier. Asuka moaned at the feeling of custard in her panties. Asuka then grabs a bottle of chocolate syrup and takes off Naomi's crop top revealing a blue bra. Now Naomi joined Asuka in being just in her underwear. Asuka squirts chocolate syrup all over Naomi's breast. Naomi groaned at the feeling as Asuka feeling up her breasts with chocolate. Naomi then made eye contact with Asuka. Then she does something shocking. Naomi pulls Asuka in for a kiss.

Naomi had no idea why she did this. Naomi then thought back at the troubles in her marriage with Jimmy Uso. Jimmy kept getting in trouble and it started to become a bit too much. All of that stress went away whenever she was with Asuka. Naomi always admired Asuka. She always enjoyed watching Asuka and her rocking body. Maybe those feelings she had for Asuka were not for her as a friend or a tag team partner. Naomi wanted Asuka to be more than that.

Asuka was shocked when Naomi kissed her. Asuka always appreciated Naomi. Naomi was always nice to her and would always calm her down whenever Asuka got frustrated. Naomi made Asuka into her best self. Asuka could be a fun-loving person, but also a badass just like Naomi was. Asuka started to develop feelings for Naomi, but she quickly pushed those feelings to the side because she knew Naomi was married. However, now was the time for her to capitalize on those feelings. When Naomi pulled back from the kiss, Asuka pulled her right back in and they start making out. During this, Naomi shoved a couple fingers into Asuka's pussy and started fingering her. Asuka moaned as Naomi quickened the pace. Asuka starts screaming in Japanese as she cums right into Naomi's fingers.

Alexa was shocked at this turn of events. Instead of driving a wedge between Asuka and Naomi, Alexa brought them closer together. However, she did find Asuka and Naomi making out to be quite hot. Alexa eventually put her hand up her skirt and down her panties and started rubbing her pussy. When Naomi started fingering Asuka, Alea quickened the pace. "Oh fuck." Alexa said as she saw Naomi quicken the pace and Alexa started rubbing her own pussy faster. As soon as Alexa saw Asuka cum, Alexa came into her own panties seconds later. After taking a couple of minutes to calm down, she decided to grab a mop and go back into the catering room.

Asuka and Naomi were holding each other tightly when they heard someone go "Hey guys." They turn around to see Alexa holding onto a mop. "Oh hey Alexa. Um we can explain." Naomi says looking at her and Asuka's state of mess and undress. "Don't worry about it. Let's just start cleaning up." Alexa starts cleaning with the mop when Asuka takes it from here. "Hey Alexa. Get out of here. Naomi and I can do this." Asuka says smiling at Naomi. "Ok suit yourselves." Alexa then leaves the catering area.

"Now thanks for sparing us from some awkward conversations." Naomi says kissing Asuka on the forehead while Asuka blushes. Naomi and Asuka start cleaning up around the dessert table. "Hey, Naomi, you should probably know something." Asuka says as she approaches Naomi. "What is it?" Naomi says continuing to clean up. Asuka whispers into Naomi's ear in a sensual tone, "I'm a freak." Naomi then looks Asuka directly in the eye. "Prove it." Naomi says tempting Asuka. "Ok." Asuka says as she grabs Naomi's hair and forces her face first into a large bowl of vanilla pudding. Asuka grabs a can whipped cream and pulls Naomi's panties down to her ankles. "Stay there only come up when you need a breath." Asuka then covers Naomi's ass and pussy with whipped cream. Asuka then starts licking and enjoying the whipped cream on Naomi's ass and pussy. Naomi moans in ecstasy while still holding her face in the vanilla pudding while Asuka works her tongue up and down Naomi's ass and pussy. Asuka then spent a longer time licking Naomi's pussy. After a couple of minutes, Naomi came right on Asuka's face. Asuka stood back up and told Naomi that she can take her face out of the bowl of pudding. Asuka looked at Naomi's pudding covered face while Naomi looked at Asuka's cum covered face and they both start laughing. "This is the start of a beautiful partnership both in and out of the ring." Naomi said as she pulled Asuka in for another kiss.

THE END