Alexa Bliss' Slapstick Adventures

Chapter 1- Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler

Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler were walking backstage at Monday Night Raw. They were looking for Alexa Bliss and were going to end her shenanigans once and for all. Nia was wearing a long sleeved black shirt tucked into black leather pants. Shayna was wearing a black leather jacket, t-shirt with a red demon face on the front and black jeans.

(NIA AND SHAYNA)



Nia and Shayna have been struggling the past couple of months. First, they had lost their tag team titles to Natalya and Tamina. However, things have gotten worse because they are now being tormented by the new Alexa Bliss. Nia and Shayna had no idea why Alexa was targeting them of all people. Nia was always good friends with Alexa. They traveled together when WWE was doing house shows before the pandemic happened and they even starred on a season of Total Divas together. Shayna had no prior interaction with Alexa before Alexa randomly started costing her matches. Nia and Shayna were both getting sick of Alexa's mind games and magic powers. Nia and Shayna eventually find Alexa in catering. Alexa is looking over the dessert options. She is at a table full of cakes, pies, ice cream and puddings.

"Listen we are stronger than her and faster her. I will go up to her and try to distract her. You then come from behind and put the kirifuda clutch and put Little Miss Bliss to sleep." Nia says confirming the plan with Shayna.

"Whatever I just want this hocus pocus garbage to end because I am tired of being the butt of the joke." Shayna say as she walks to a position out of Alexa's view. Shayna really hasn't been the same since she was promoted from NXT. Things never clicked for her on the main roster after she lost to Becky Lynch at Wrestlemania 36. Even though she won the tag team titles with Nia twice, it was because of Bayley and Sasha's fragile relationship coming to a breaking point and because she and Nia were beneficiaries of Lacey Evans screwing over Charlotte and Asuka. Shayna's lowest point on the main roster was when Dana Brooke and Mandy Rose dumped a bucket of water on her. Now she was being tormented by Alexa Bliss and a stupid doll named Lilly. Shayna wants to end this Alexa Bliss nonsense and get her career back on track.

Nia Jax started walking toward Alexa Bliss. Nia was very concerned about her former friend. It became quite apparent that this Alexa Bliss is not the same as the Alexa Bliss that Nia became friends with all the way back in their NXT days. Nia watched Smackdown and saw Alexa being tortured and brainwashed by the Fiend. Nia tried to text Alexa on many occasions making sure to make sure that she was ok, but she never got any response back. Nia wants to take out Alexa Bliss not only to stop her from interfering with her career, but hopefully beat some sense into Alexa and maybe get her old friend back.

"Hey Alexa." Nia says in a friendly tone as she walks up to Alexa. Alexa looks up from the desserts and sees Nia. "Oh, hey Nia." Alexa says in an excited tone as she waves at Nia in a childlike fashion. Alexa was wearing a tight pink t-shirt and a pink overall skirt.

(ALEXA)

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Nia starts talking to Alexa while Shayna tries to sneak up on Alexa. Shayna out of nowhere grabs Alexa and puts her in the kirifuda clutch. Alexa struggles against the hold as Shayna tightens her grip around the neck of Bliss. Alexa starts fading when all of a sudden Shayna feels something change in Alexa. Alexa wakes up in the hold and then uses her superhuman strength to get out of the hold, Alexa then goes behind Shayna, grabs the back of her head and slams Shayna's face into a vanilla sheet cake. Alexa then takes Shayna's face and rubs it all over the remainder of the cake with Shayna screams being muffled by the cake.

Nia takes in the situation for a moment because she found it funny, but then she decides to help out her tag team partner. Nia grabs a French silk pie from the table and winds up to hit Alexa in the face with it. However, Alexa deeply stares at Nia hypnotizing her. Alexa makes a motion with her hand toward her face. Nia does the same thing and smashes the French silk pie in her own face. Alexa giggles as she makes Nia rub the pie over her face and into her brown hair. Alexa then lets Shayna get out of her grip and Nia out of the hypnosis. Shayna has white cake and frosting on her face, while Nia has chocolate cream and pie crust on her face and hair.

"Oh no you guys have pie and cake all over your face. Let me help you with that." Alexa takes out a large bottle of seltzer water that clowns use in the circus and sprays both Nia and Shayna in the face.They both scream as the cold water hits their faces. Alexa then lowers the bottle and sprays both Nia and Shayna in the crotch. They both scream at the cold water hitting their crotches. "Uh oh. It looks like you both had an accident. Let me help you both with that." Alexa then uses both of her pointer fingers and swipes down which causes both Nia's and Shayna's pants down. Nia was wearing navy blue granny panties, while Shayna was wearing black and white striped boyshorts. Both Nia and Shayna try to cover up. While Nia has both hands covering her panties, Alexa stares at Shayna and forces her to grab a bottle of chocolate syrup. Shayna then points the bottle at Nia and squirts chocolate syrup directly in her face.

"Oh my god. What the hell Shayna?" Nia says as she is unable to stop the chocolate syrup streaming in her face. "What are you talking about? Alexa is making me do this." Shayna says as the chocolate stream ends. "Nia grabs a bottle of strawberry syrup. "You never liked me anyway and to be honest I always hated you." Nia turns Shayna around and sprays the strawberry syrup onto Shayna's new leather jacket.

"You bitch." Shayna turns Nia around and grabs a carton of cookies and cream ice cream. Shayna opens up Nia's panties and squeezes the entire carton down the back of Nia Jax's panties. Nia shrieks at the coldness of the ice cream on her ass. "You deserve this" Shayna says as she pulls up on Nia's underwear giving her a messy wedgie. Shayna laughs as sees the ice cream puddle out of Nia's panties.

Nia is enraged as she picks up Shayna over her shoulders. She backs up to the table and gives Shayna Baszler a Samoan drop through the dessert table. Desserts splat everywhere. Shayna's back and ass is absolutely covered in cake, pie, ice cream and various sauces. Shayna rolls over from the pain and ends up face first into a banana cream pie. Shayna passes it out from the pain and ends up lying there with her face in the pie and her dessert covered backside exposed to anyone who walks past.

Nia gets up slipping and sliding across the catering area. She just wants to get out of there and cleaned up. However, when she is about to leave., she hears laughing from above her. Nia looks up and sees Alexa Bliss on top of a ledge. "Wow, Nia that was a great show you just gave me. Let me reward you with some green stuff." Nia was pleasantly surprised that Alexa was going to give her some money. That pleasant feeling ended when she felt something wet and sticky being poured onto her head. Nia looks up and sees Alexa pouring a large bucket of green cake batter onto her face and hair. Alexa of course used her powers to keep Nia stuck in place so all Nia could do was just stand there and be slimed with green cake batter.

Alexa took great enjoyment in sliming Nia. The stream of cake batter stopped and Nia ran out of the catering area quickly so no one would see her in this state. Alexa actually really enjoyed getting Nia and Shayna messy and actually thought about doing this more often to other women on the roster. As Alexa watched Nia leave, she began thinking who else she could get messy. Thinking about the possibilities made Alexa giggle.

THE END

Feel free to leave suggestions on who Alexa should get messy.