This story was inspired by Messy Irina's Clown Stories, which I recommend wholeheartedly. I hope you enjoy this clowning flavoured story


The stage is as normal, large with the four judges' seats in front of it and a huge audience behind.

A suave good-looking man in a tuxedo comes on and we know it's Lucky Bob our favourite TV host. Bob says "Good evening I'm Bob your host tonight! Welcome everyone to our AGT clown special!!"

Huge cheers

"Tonight, we are going to be focusing on the huge amount of clowning talent out there and finding the very best acts!" Explains Bob

More cheers

"And hopefully we will be having a huge amount of fun doing it!!"

Even more cheers.

"And for this special we have four special judges! First please welcome our regular judge Sofia Vergara!!"

Huge cheers as Sofia walks onto the stage and waves to the crowd. Sofia is wearing some tight black leather trousers, some high heel sandals, a black jacket top with padded shoulders but a deep V front to reveal plenty of cleavage. Sofia gives Bob a hug. It's clearly a bit of an effort for Bob to resist putting his hands on Sofia's impressive bum.

"Hi" shouts Sofia "It's great to be back on AGT! And this is going to be a great special!" Sofia moves off to take her chair in the judges' seats.

"Next" says Bob we have another regular judge - Heidi Klum!!"

Lots of Cheers as Heidi comes on in a tight matt green dress, which is full length and is completed with some very high black heels. Bob also gets a hug from Heidi and she does squeeze his behind!

"Hello to you all!!" Shouts Heidi "Let's get this show going!!"

Heidi goes over to the judges' chair and gives her long time fellow judge, Sofia a hug!

"Love those trousers!" Heidi cries admiring Sofia's hips in her tight leather pants.

"As a special appearance tonight we have a returning judge" cries Bob "Please welcome Gabrielle Union!"

The one season judge walks onto the stage in a tight full length metallic purple dress with a split up the front and a neckline which plunges very deep at the front. This makes Gabrielle's curvy figure look great.

"Welcome back to AGT Gabrielle!!" Says Bob.

"It's great to be back Bob!" Replies Gabrielle.

"Looking froward to this special?" Enquires Bob.

"You bet! Really want to get back to that judging role."

"Fantastic! Please take your seat on the judge panel!!"

Gabrielle goes over to the judges' row and exchanges air kisses with Sofia and Heidi who she does not know that well.

"Ok, now for our final judge for tonight we have someone completely new to AGT" explains Bob "But I am sure you will give her a huge welcome as she is a huge star and we are so pleased to have her! Please welcome Jennifer Aniston!!!!"

There are huge cheers as the Friends star walks on to the stage waving enthusiastically at the crowd. Jennifer is in a full length dress which is a gold and black print with a v neck that goes down as far as her stomach! A necklace dangles down between Jennifer's boobs. Jennifer's hair is long and comes down as far as her boobs.

"Jennifer, thank you so much for coming to be a judge for us!" Cries Bob, his eyes drinking in Jennifer's great figure in the none too modest dress.

"Well, I'm really happy to be here Bob. I'm a big fan and I just love clowns so I think we are in for a great evening!!"

"I am sure it's going to be great and a lot of fun" agrees Bob. "Please complete our judging panel and we can get this show on the road!"

Jennifer waves at the crowd still more as she makes her way over to the other three judges. Jennifer greets all three in turn warmly but one is left with an impression that the other three all slightly resent Jennifer's presence, maybe because of her fame or because she is a stranger to the show. Jennifer seems oblivious to it and takes the final of the four judge seats.

"Ok" says Bob "So before we start. Have any of you judges ever done clowning?"

"No! Not me" Sofia says "Modelling and then on to acting, this was my path" Sofia's amazing Spanish accent has not lessened any.

"And judging darling!" Say Heidi

"Oh yes of course!!" Confirms Sofia with a laugh.

"And you Gabrielle?" Prompts Bob.

"Er No Bob" replies Gabrielle who is looking a bit nervous and wriggles a bit in her tight dress. "But I'm looking forward to learning more!"

"Great! And you Jennifer? You have been doing comedy for a lot of your career."

"Well Bob" says Jennifer slowly "I'm not sure I have really made it to clowning levels but of course I do admire it as a really old art form, and of course it's great fun!"

"Ok! Well, it seems we will all learn a lot tonight as well as have a good time!" Sums up Bob. "I guess we should welcome our first act! Please give a big hand for the Smith brothers!!!"

"The audience applaud as two clowns come onto stage on unicycles and after whizzing round the stage are thrown various juggling items which they juggle increasingly complex ways between them. This goes on for a few minutes and then they finish to polite applause.

"Well," says Jennifer "That was very skilful but"

"It was not that funny!" Chips in Sofia.

"I agree" adds Heidi "it really needed to be a bit more clown and a bit less bike"

Gabrielle just nods a bit.

The Smith Bros retire to tepid applause.

"OK," says Bob "Next, we have the 'Troublesome Trio"

Three brightly dressed clowns cartwheel onto the stage once their props have been set up. Lots of acrobatic acts including tumbling, high wire and juggling are attempted but all somehow fall apart each time. This gets more laughs from the audience.

"That was more fun" says Sofia at the end "but still it needs a bit more comedy still"

"Yes, I know what you mean" says Jennifer "Needed a climax as well"

"No audience interaction either" comments Gabrielle.

After the Trio depart Bob says "Next we have the Frantic Decorators."

The stage has a decorating trestle, buckets and paintbrushes and a stage wall at the back.

The four clowns appear and start trying to paint the wall but there is one slapstick failure after another and they all blame each other. The act finishes with one clown grabbing a bucket and rushing after another! The clown being pursued runs toward the judges! The other clown hurls the bucket! All four judges put up their hands in horror! But the bucket only has glitter in it!

A big laugh from the audience and very visible relief from our four smartly dressed lady judges!

"OK, ok" that was quite good" admits Jennifer, brushing glitter out of her long blonde hair.

"Yes, yes, more energy" adds Gabrielle.

"Agreed" says Heidi. "Audience interaction is a big part of the old circus clowning."

"Yeah ok, me too" says Sofia.

"Alright we seem to be getting somewhere guys" says Bob. "Onto our next act, which is called the Blobby Sisters!"

There is a moment while some more stage equipment is bought on and then two female clowns appear and explain they are The Blobby Sisters, Valerie, a blonde in purple trousers held up with braces, a white shirt and a very wide clown tie and Sarah a brunette with a red bowler hat, a blue blouse with large white birds on it and a pair of spandex leggings in thick red and blue stripes. Both ladies have clown make up round their eyes and mouths and red noses on. Their outfits are completed with some white clown shoes. Valerie explains they are here to help solve some of life's problems!

The first problem they talk about is how to dissolve superglue. They stick Val's large clown tie to the table and then Sarah tries her special sauce to dissolve the glue. It does not work and in the end they have to cut the tie off after much pulling and spraying the sauce all over the tie and Val's blouse. Trying to recover from this failure they say they will show how to clean a bowler hat. Sarah's red bowler hat is taken and various liquids put in it that become a frothy, creamy mess. Val says it's done and puts it back on Sarah's head, as she pushes it down white mess oozes down Sarah's hair and there must be a small hole in the top of the bowler as a jet of white mess spurts up from it! The effect on Val's brown hair is not good but gets a great laugh.

Sarah stares at Val in a very unimpressed way and then says they want to show how to store mushy peas when you need the saucepan, they are in. Sarah takes the saucepan of several litres of mushy peas and Val asks what happens next. Sarah makes no reply other than to pull open the front of Val's purple clown trousers and pours the peas in! A huge laugh from the audience as Val gasps in disgust!

Sarah is delighted and waves at the audience. Val waddles off but after a moment or two puts a large creamy lemon cake on a chair and puts it behind Sarah. There is huge anticipation from the audience and judges, which is rewarded when Val pulls Sarah back to sit in the cake! The cake explodes as Sarah lands in it, lemon mess spaying out in all directions and making a good mess of her spandex leggings.

This style of clowning seems much more popular with both judges and audience who are laughing hard at these antics.

Sarah gets up from the chair stares at her messy bottom for a moment but then rushes to a table and picks up a large cream pie. Sarah rushes toward Val her intent clear but Val runs away from her and they both do a couple of laps of the stage cheered on by everyone. Sarah gets tired of the pursuit and hurls the pie at Val! But Val dodges and with amazing precision the pie goes right in Gabrielle's face! The pie explodes sending thick streaks of cream down Gabriella's front, both on her purple dress and her boobs!

There is a moment of complete hush but then raucous laughter (including from the other three judges)! Sarah and Val rush over to Gabriella and offer to help her. Without waiting for her agreement they lead her onto the stage. Gabriella's face is still thickly plastered in cream. Val and Sarah set about getting the cream away from Gabriella's eyes and mouth, apologising the whole time.

Once Gabrielle can see Sarah says she would feel much better if Gabriella hit her in the face with a pie to even things up! Gabriella is happy to agree and Val hands her a strawberry pudding pie. Sarah tells Gabriella to let her have it! Gabriella takes a big swing with the pie but Sarah ducks and the pie goes right in Val's face! Sarah makes sympathetic noises but smears the pie up into Val's blonde hair.

Once again Sarah drinks in the laughs and applause from the crowd but Val takes the opportunity to clear her eyes. She takes a tray of four large custard pies and hands the tray to Gabriella who stand there with them. Val takes one and when Sarah turns back from the audience lets her have it in the face! Val then takes a pie in each hand and rubs them over Sarah's boobs, messing up her blouse. Val takes the final pie and slaps it on the front of Sarah's hips where it explodes spectacularly!

Val grabs Sarah, who is in a shocked crouch, by the upper arm and leads her off the stage to great laughter and applause. Gabriella makes her way back to the judges seats.

"Well!!" Laughs Jennifer "I hope you are ok Gabrielle but that was easily the best act yet!!"

Gabriella manages a weak smile and nods.

"Yes! That was real clowning" adds Heidi. "You can tell how much the audience enjoyed this!"

"This was much better! Much better!" Agrees Sofia.

"You were such a good sport there Gabriella!" says Jennifer.

"Thank you" splutters Gabriella. "They did know their stuff."

"Ok! Great act there! Audience participation from Gabriella there!" Cries Bob "Definitely our leader so far for the evening.

Bob pauses and looks at his card.

"Ok, our next act is entitled 'The Super Fast Cooks'! So please let us welcome them!

A speedy change of stuff on stage includes fresh tables, covered trollies, chairs, several full height cupboards.

After a few moments a new group of clowns come onto the stage. There is a male 'clown chef' and two female 'waitress clowns'. The chef has on chef hat, white tunic, and red and green check trousers. The waitresses are in silly looking black tutu type dresses, white tights. All had on proper clown makeup.

"Hello" says one of the Chefs "We are here to share some of our special super-fast culinary secrets with you!" A murmur of anticipation runs through the crowd. "But we are a little short-handed tonight so we need two volunteers to help us! How about you two!" The chef points at Heidi and Sofia.

Sofia looks very reluctant but Heidi laughs!

"Come on!!" Heidi says to Sofia as she stood up.

For a moment it looks like Sofia will refuse but then she mutters and gets up. As she follows Heidi onto the stage, she wags her finger at the clowns and says in her heavily accented English "Listen, I had my hair done for this! Nothing must happen to me!" Heidi laughs at her again.

"Of course, not fair lady" says the chef. "You are just here to help us and taste."

"So," says the other chef "Let's demonstrate our speedy cake decoration skills!"

Two large cream cakes are put on the table and some buttercream piping bags. Two of the female clowns pick up a piping bag each. A clown chef takes out an oversize stopwatch and says "Go"

The two female clowns rapidly add blue decoration to the cakes and shortly are finished.

"The chef looks at his stopwatch and says "We are Super-Fast! But this was not fast enough!! There are consequences!" With this he put's his hand behind one of the waitress clowns and pushes her face deep into the cake she has just decorated. Huge laugh from the audience. Heidi and Sofia are taken aback for a moment but then laugh as well.

"Dear Lady" the chef says to Sofia "could you please do the other one?" Sofia looks confused for a moment but then gets it, smiles widely and pushes the other waitresses face into the other cake! More laughter. Sofia looks very pleased with herself.

Both waitresses stand up, their faces are thickly covered in blue and white cream.

"Ok, next we do rapid cake batter preparation" says the chef. Two large mixing bowls and some ingredients are gathered. The stopwatch is started and rapid mixing of cream, eggs, sugar, flour takes place!

Once again the chef looks at his stopwatch when the waitresses are finished. The chef shakes his head "No not fast enough!" A cheer from the audience! The chef takes one of the bowls pulls open the front of one of the waitress's opaque white tights and pours the mixture in!

"Dear Lady" says the chef this time to Heidi "please help us with the second!"

Heidi approaches this with less gusto than Sofia did but she does smile as she pours the mixture into the other waitress's tights. Both waitresses stand stoic as everyone laughs at them.

Jennifer has been enjoying this as much as everyone but feels the need to be the centre of attention as always. Jennifer says to Gabriella "We should join them and help as well!" Gabriella looks a bit less sure about this but does follow Jennifer up onto the stage.

"Ah!" Cries the chef "More help! Excellent! Ok next is super-fast pastry sugar dusting!"

A few pastries are put on the table and the waitresses have sieves of castor sugar ready.

"Go!" Shouts the chef and the waitress rigorously shake the sugar over the pastries as quickly as they can. "Just in time!" Cries the chef. But a huge cloud of castor sugar has risen and some settles very noticeably on Sofia's black jacket top. Sofia looks pretty cross.

"Oh no my lady!" says the chef "Not that nice jacket! Maybe we should hang it up somewhere safe!"

"Yeah, yeah maybe, it is Gucci" says Sofia. Sofia undoes the jacket and hands it to the chef. Under the jacket Sofia has a very provocative top, basically a satin half cut bra with only a gauzy material around her midriff. There are some wolf whistles from the audience. Sofia gestures at them to be quiet but everyone else laughs. The chef hangs Sofia's jacket on a coat stand within the stage set.

"Ok next we have rapid cream sauce thickening" says the chef who pushes out a huge barrel of what looks like double cream. The chef ladles the cream into two large clear bowls which he puts on the worktop next to the two waitresses. The chef pushes the barrel of cream back out the way next to the coat stand.

"OK, let's see if we can get the cream thickened in time" The chef takes out his stopwatch and the two waitresses attack their cream with whisks. Such is their enthusiasm that blobs of cream fly in all directions! The four judges step back hastily but even so Heidi does get a blob on her dress. Sofia just laughs at her.

"Stop!" Cries the chef consulting his stopwatch. He then looks at the cream in the bowls. To be honest it does not seem any different from the start! "No, no this will never do"

The chef takes the first bowl and to laughter from the audience and judges pours it over the first waitress's head! This is disastrous for her long curly brown hair!

"Oh, oh!" Cries Jennifer. "Can I do the other one?"

"Of course, fair lady" says the Chef. Jennifer looks very pleased with herself and takes the second bowl and pours it over the head of the second waitress whose straight black hair disappears under wave of sauce!

"Oh, this is fun!" Cries Jennifer waving her arms around! But Jennifer's hand knocks the coat stand. Sofia's jacket swings and falls off the coat stand and directly into the barrel of double cream! No one on stage notices this at first but the gasps and laughter from the audience gives it away. The Chef steps over to the barrel of cream and thrusts his hand into get the jacket but his thrust pushes the jacket completely under the thick cream before he is able to pull it out, drenched in cream!

"Arrrgh!" Screams Sofia.

"Oh no did I. I'm very sorry." Blathers on Jennifer.

As Jennifer's protestations of innocence continue Sofia turns her gaze away from her ruined jacket, gives Jennifer a cold look and turns to one of the sets of shelves. There Sofia picks a large pie from the selection on the shelves, this one is a deep cream pie with a great deal of strawberry syrup sauce on top.

Jennifer sees the pie in Sofia's flat hand and cries "Oh no, don't!" But Sofia gives Jennifer her best wolfish grin takes the one step necessary and slaps the pie in Jennifer's face! The heavy splat of impact is followed by howls of laughter from the audience. The deep pie explodes on impact and there is a lot of cream mess down the deep open front of Jennifer's dress.

Sofia looks pleased with herself. Gabriella is trying unsuccessfully to not laugh and Heidi is wagging her finger at Sofia but not in a very serious way. Jennifer stands there for a moment with the pie in her face before slowly dragging the base down off her features, she drops the pie on the floor and slowly clears her eyes.

"Ladies, ladies," says the chef, casually tossing Sofia's jacket back in the barrel of cream "please we must move onto to our next rapid cooking task! We will demonstrate rapid pie making. Our two waitresses will make banana pudding pies in speedy, speedy time!"

Cheers from the audience.

"Perhaps you could help with the outcome lady?" Asks the chef of Heidi, the chef gives a long unmissable look at the waitresses' bottoms. The implication of what will happen if the time is not met is clear to everyone, the audience giggle in anticipation.

"Absolutely" cries Heidi picking up on this completely.

"Ok," the chef takes out his comically large stop watch "Let's go!"

The two waitresses quickly take a sponge base each and heap bright yellow banana pudding onto them, swift work with a spatula makes the pudding into yellow cones. Candy sprinkles are added.

The chef looks at his stop watch.

"Oh." He says. "They did it in time!" A groan from the audience. Heidi looks disappointed. "So that means the pies are theirs!"

In unison each waitress picks up their large pie, turn to Heidi and slap the pies on her boobs! There are huge laughs from the audience as the large pies are worked into the front of Heidi's matt green thin dress. Heidi stands, hands out-held, jaw sagging open as this happens to her. By the time the pies are finished Heidi's dress is plastered from neckline to waist in thick banana pudding! The judges laugh, particularly Sofia. Even the just pied Jennifer seems to find this turn of events funny.

"Oh dear" says Heidi "I seem to be the audience participation!" Heidi is being a good sport about it all but she is pulling at her plastered dress with thumb and forefinger as if this will somehow make it less messy and sticky to be in.

"Quickly, quickly!" Says the Chef "Onto the next task! This is getting a nice even smooth custard" The chef hands a bowl of custard and whisk to each waitress. "Lady, please stand here and watch carefully for the result. The chef guides Gabrielle to stand in front of one of the cupboards so she can see the waitresses.

"Err..ok" agrees Gabrielle clearly unsure what she was supposed to be doing.

The chef starts the watch, the waitresses start whisking, and above Gabrielle a cupboard door swings open.

Inside the cupboard is a clear plastic bucket filled with custard! The bucket is on a mini conveyor belt! All the other judges see the bucket start to move but none say anything but watch with widened eyes! There is a marked hush from the audience! So, nothing stops the bucket moving and when it gets to its tipping point it falls precisely right over Gabrielle's head! Custard gushes down Gabrielle's front and front and back. The judges and audience are in fits of laughter. Slowly Gabrielle lifts the bucket off her head, of course her hair and face are covered in smooth yellow custard.

The chef steps up to Gabrielle and says "Success, even custard done". Without further ado the waitresses step over to Gabrielle and pour the custard in their bowls over her head as well! More laughter and cheers from the audience. Slowly Gabrielle wipes her eyes, she looks a bit shocked at how her return to the show is going!

"Ok," cries the chef keeping momentum "On to the next task. This is to quickly find a secure place for storing pies" The waitresses pick up two lemon meringue pies, the topping is a soft meringue.

"Ok! Go" cries the chef.

The two waitresses step over to a startled Jennifer. The waitresses pull open the plunging neckline of Jennifer's dress and wedge the pies into it so that each one envelopes one of Jennifer's boobs! The waitresses let Jennifer's dress close to hold the pies in place and indeed slowly squash them!

"Oh no!" Cries Jennifer in protest. Everyone else is laughing at her!

"Success!" Cries the chef. The waitresses squash the pies a bit more against Jennifer's boobs.

"Hold on hold on." Manages Jennifer. "You know I think maybe this pie storage idea needs a bit more attention. Let me try it!"

Jennifer takes a strawberry pudding pie from a shelf, pulls open the front of Gabrielle's dress on one side and presses the pie on her boob! Gabrielle's jaw sags as her tight dress presses the pie to her boob but Jennifer is already getting another identical pie and proceeds to do the same to her other boob! The crowd love it! Heidi and Sofia are also laughing hard.

Gabrielle looks down at her pies boobs, what with the custard and the pies she is looking a bit of a mess. More of a mess than others!

"You know I agree on this pie storage thing" starts Gabrielle "let me show how it works with Sofia!" Sofia is of course completely clean so this strikes a chord with both Jennifer and Heidi who chime in together "Yes!"

"No, no way" cries Sofia imperiously "You think you are going to put pies in my top" Sofia sticks out her large boobs in defiance.

"Actually, how about her panties?" Suggests Heidi.

The three other judges surround Sofia who shouts "What! No way are you pulling down my trousers on national TV!!!"

But that is what happens. Sofia's tight leather jeans are undone and pulled down to her knees by the three other judges! Everyone can see Sofia is wearing a black thong under her trousers. The crowd is loving it! Heidi finds two large pies, soft sponge bases heaped with strawberry pudding! Heidi showed them to the audience who cheer still more! Heidi hands one pie to Gabriella and Jennifer pulls open the front of Sofia's thong. Sofia is shaking her head and protesting but no one can hear her! Gabriella slides the pie into Sofia's thong, gooey side against Sofia's skin! Jennifer lets the thing close to hole the pie in place as the thong's elasticity slowly crushes it!

Heidi gives the second pie to Jennifer who pulls out the back of Sofia's thong (further crushing the pie in the front of them!) and slides the pie in which is immediately squashed against Sofia's bottom.

The three judges then pull up Sofia's leather pants again. They pause once they are at Sofia's hips to pour some strawberry syrup sauce into the jeans. Then the undignified struggle to do the jeans up starts and after much effort and much laughter they are done back up! The expression on Sofia's face makes plain what they feel like! But the others are not finished!

Sofia is bent over so her bottom is facing the crowd. Careful observers can see some mashed pie oozing up out of her leather pants! Then to loud applause each of the other three judges take turns to slap a cream pie on Sofia's bottom!

Sofia is outraged at the treatment she has received! The crowd on the other hand love it.

"I can't believe you did that to me!" Cries Sofia.

"Now," says Jennifer softly, "I think we should all calm down and get back to being judges."

"Oh yeah!" Cries Sofia "This is what I think!"

Sofia picks up a huge red cherry flan topped with cream in each hand and deftly slaps them together with Jennifer's head in-between!

These flans completely envelop Jennifer's head and there is much applause as Sofia rubs the flans around covering as much of Jennifer's famous hair as possible!

This causes still more laughter from everyone including Heidi who is bent almost double in mirth. As if they had been waiting for such a moment the two waitresses each grab a bucket of custard and pour them over Heidi's back and then in particular her bottom. Custard runs freely down from Heidi's behind soaking the back of her dress all the way to the hem.

This causes much delight with the audience but Jennifer having cleared her eyes of cherry pie filling is focused on Sofia! Jennifer grabs Sofia by the arm which means Sofia is off balance allowing Jennifer to swing her round, get hand up on the back of Sofia's head and push her face deep into a gooey toffee and cream cake!

The crowd love it! And they get another chance to see Sofia's mess plastered bum.

This impressive feat distracts even Heidi from her freshly custard soaked bottom! Heidi just loves seeing her friend face down in the cake and she laughs as hard as everyone else! Slowly Sofia raises her head out from the cake, her face is thickly covered in sticky toffee pudding and streaks of cream. People laugh even more! Sofia seems a bit stunned by what has happened to her!

"Ladies! We need to move onto the next task!" Shouts the chef over the cheers of the crowd.

"The girls have to make a lemon pudding sandwich in a very short time" the chef explains pointing to a huge bowl of bright yellow pudding. "Charming Lady will you help with this?" Asks the chef of the ever game Heidi.

Heidi thinks this will involve further messing the waitresses and she is keen to revenge the mess of the back of her dress, so she says "Sure!"

"Great!" Cries the chef. "OK.. 3.. 2 1 Go!"

Swiftly the two waitresses grab Heidi, who looks surprised. They sit the supermodel on a chair and then to her horror tip the lemon pudding into her lap to build a huge pile of it! Without a pause they grab Garriella and to huge cheers sit her in Heidi's lap both squashing the pudding into Heidi and getting it all over Gabriella's bottom!

Heidi and Gabriella are shrieking and the crowd cheering but even so the Chef makes himself heard when he cries "Task complete, sandwich made and within the time! Take you prizes waitresses!"

The waitresses grab a bucket of strawberry milkshake each and proceed to pour them over Gabriella's boobs and in her lap. This increases Gabriella's shrieks! Heidi gives Gabriella a push to get her up off her lap! Gabriella stumbles and then plants her face in the cake only just vacated by Sofia!

Heidi is still sitting down looking at the mess the front of her dress has become as well as being plastered to her body and soaked underwear below. "Oh, look at this!" Moans Heidi I am such a mess!"

"Yeah, but you have not had your pretty faced messed like me!" says Sofia regaining some of her latin spirit. "Let's fix that!" Sofia finds a 12 inch diameter flan filled with cherry mix and topped with cream and steps over to Heidi with it.

"Of Sofia you wouldn't" says Heidi but everyone senses that Heidi knows Sofia most definitely would!

And so it proves! Sofia slaps the flan firmly in the face of the sitting Heidi and twists it and rubs it around!

"And her hair is still clean!" Adds Jennifer. This is not entirely true as a fair bit of cherry filler is in her golden hair now but that does not stop Jennifer getting a bowl of chocolate pudding and pushing it down on top of Heidi's head. Jennifer lifts the bowl off just in time to allow Sofia to give the unfortunate Heidi a pie sandwich with two strawberry pudding pies!

Heidi's head is plastered in the mess from all this, nearly all her golden hair is matted with mess as well. Heidi takes a moment to clear her eyes of the mess before slowly standing up. The audience get to appreciate her full messy state.

Heidi takes a deep breath and says, "Well there is now only one set of clean panties here. Are we going to leave it like that?"

Jennifer does a double take and realises it's her panties Heidi means! Jennifer backs away from the other three judges and mutters "No, no you can't do that to me on TV. This was never what I agreed to"

But the other three judges surround Jennifer. Jennifer's panties are concealed under her long full length dress but This does not deter her fellow judges. Jennifer's dress is lifted up at the front and goes right over her head it is so long. Jennifer's simple green panties are revealed to the world. Very quickly lumpy custard is being poured in the front of them by both Gabriella and Sofia. Jennifer's muffled moans can be heard from under her dress. Then the back of Jennifer's gown is lifted and also flipped over her head for even more comic effect. Heidi and Sofia stuff the back of Jennifer's panties with chocolate pudding. Then all three Judges use several custard pies and several chocolate pudding pies to cover Jennifer's ruined panties and spread the mess down her gym toned thighs.

Slowly while the audience laugh loudly Jennifer drags her dress off her head and covers her lower body with it again!

"So," says the chef "Our final task is to make a healthy porridge breakfast! Girls are you ready!"

The waitresses nod!

"Go" cries the chef. The waitresses pull open the doors to a large high cupboard and within it is a full gunge tank. The gunge tank is full of porridge! The waitresses grab Sofia and with help from the other judges get her into the tank despite her loud protests! The Waitresses pull the lever and the porridge falls landing on Sofia's head and her, until then, clean hair! The porridge keeps coming covering all of Sofia's long hair and her face in a wave of porridge. Sofia leans back to get out of the stream but this means the porridge stream goes straight down her cleavage quickly filling her scanty top and covering her huge boobs! The porridge goes on to pool in Sofia's lap further ruining her black leather pants! This whole humiliation is cheered on by the crowd!

Finally the last lumps of the porridge are falling on Sofia's head but by now the waitresses have taken a custard pie each and given one each to the other judges. The waitresses and Gabriella slap their pies in Sofia's porridge covered face. Jennifer and Heidi rub theirs over Sofia's boobs before stuffing the remains into her bra!

There is long applause from the audience and Lucky Bob comes back onto the stage!

"Well," says Bob, after the applause finally dies away "I think we know this is our winning act" More cheers confirm this. "I would just like to thank our judges for being such good sports and helping out in such big way" The judges look a bit fed up but wave weakly at the applause apart from Sofia who is still getting the mess out of her eye sockets!

"Finally, thanks you our audience, who I think had a great time as well" Bob waves as the lights dim on the stage.