A Merry Adventure (Part 2)

After Lijsbeth's dunking during the rehearsal for 'Singin in the Rain', though cheered by Freya's deserved, messy misfortune, a blushing, sore Yulia wasn't the only one who felt that fate and her friends had conspired against her. For, to her horror, as she had hit the water, Lijsbeth's skimpy skirt had ridden up, exposing her white panties to everyone watching. The crowd of mostly female university students, cheered tauntingly as she stumbled backwards, revealing her knickers a second time, as her skirt floated up above her waist. Disappearing under the water as she slipped, Lijsbeth, unsure of whether to be relieved or insulted, noted that Josh wasn't looking at her, in her moment of disgrace. Instead, he kissed sweet, kind-hearted Merry (short for Meredith) on the cheek before surreptitiously rubbing her forearm and playfully pinching her lithe, supple waist. Believing his act of chaste intimacy to go unnoticed, Josh, a five-foot-eleven, twenty-one-year-old blonde, squeezed the pretty brunette Merry's hand, who, in return, tenderly lent her chest against his shoulder and her waist against his hips.

Scrabbling to her feet, the water up to her breasts, a panting Lijsbeth gladly took hold of the slippery side of the tank. Rubbing her hands in glee, Isabel discretely surveyed the crowd. As director, the five-foot-four, twenty-two-year-old bore the brunt of the criticism should their student production of 'Singin in the Rain' flop in disgrace. Famously short tempered, the highly-strung blonde wanted to prove herself to her parents, who felt her wholly unsuitable to succeed them in their family, yet highly successful, chocolate bar business. Her Dad, especially, favoured her younger, cowardly, prodigal brother, Bryan, who was a complete and utter dolt and easily swayed. Bryan also happened to be a highly proficient yes-man, which seemed to impress his Dad more than Isabel's unrivalled ability to think. In contrast to Bryan, the headstrong Isabel had been a gifted child; she had always wanted to change the world. Choosing Pharmacology, she was going to cure cancer, multiple sclerosis and Parkinson's disease all by herself. But all her parents cared about was chocolate and dismissed her dreams as pure folly and idle fantasy.

Easily the smartest student on her course, Isabel was a natural born leader and could outwit absolutely anybody who threatened her plans and dreams. But, one thing she just couldn't do was teach this useless group of lazy halfwits how to dance and sing. Thus far, rehearsals had been beyond shambolic. Lijsbeth's boyfriend, Harry, who was supposed to be playing Cosmo, hadn't even bothered to show up now for a week. He didn't even like musicals and had only won a lead role because Lijsbeth had nagged him to audition and only one, Josh, of the other male students, who turned up, could actually sing. Nevertheless, Harry could have at least had the decency to warn her that despite being a talented, yet indolent tap dancer, he wouldn't take direction from a woman, especially one as wilful as Izzy. Inventing his own steps, he'd already ruined one rehearsal by licentiously slapping Merry's rear. Having escaped censor by claiming it was an accident, he was no doubt busy cheating on Lijsbeth in some other giggly girl's bed today. But despite his mistreatment of Merry, his girlfriend wouldn't hear a word against her big, cuddly hunk. Instead, she dismissed Isabel's concerns as seething jealousy and blamed Merry for leading him on and initiating their coming together during the dance scene.

Harry aside, it was often men who found Isabel intimidating, for she hadn't slept with anyone now for almost seven months, as Lijsbeth liked to remind her, constantly. Naturally, Isabel had gone on a few disastrous dates, but no guy could ever compare to her ex from school, who refused to see her anymore after a prank went south and she had nobly taken all the blame. A few months ago, she'd come out as bisexual to her housemates, Rocio, Lijsbeth and Tae-yeon. But one key secret, that she kept to herself, was that she'd developed a huge crush on Merry, who she purposefully had cast as the lead. Merry, a light brunette, was simply the most beautiful, kind and generous girl that Isabel had ever seen. She never had a bad word to say about anyone. Remarkably clever, she was highly conscientious, had a big heart and never, ever said no to anyone or anything. She'd shown remarkable courage when Harry slapped her rear and Isabel's admiration for her grew and grew by the day.

Isabel wasn't above resorting to Harry's dirty tricks however and engaged in just as many dishonest, amoral schemes to enter Merry's room to watch her getting changed. Insisting on giving her endless notes on her performance after rehearsals, Isabel abused her position as director to watch Merry strip off her clothes every single day. She'd even chosen the cast's skimpy costumes personally, so as reveal as much of the bewitching brunette as she dared.

The first time Isabel had seen Merry's unclad breasts had been heavenly and yet Merry, listening to her meticulous observations, barely blushed as she stared. Growing comfortable in Isabel's presence, whilst dressing, the young brunette began to open up in ways she had never previously dared. Sharing her deepest, prurient secrets, Merry bashfully laughed, causing her breasts to quiver, so Isabel swiftly learnt a whole book of corny jokes to hopefully repeat the effect. Meanwhile, the first time Isabel saw Merry's bare backside had driven her absolutely wild after the brunette had asked her what underwear she thought she should wear. Soon enough, after only a few weeks, Merry was comfortable enough to stand and talk to Isabel whilst completely nude and the blonde director had had to take great care not to gawk and stare.

One day, Lijsbeth caught them nattering and poured a freezing cold bucket of water over the naked Merry, in order to tease her for not being chaste. Worried that Lijsbeth might work out her dirty little secret, the next day, Isabel pre-empted her housemate's snooping, by pouring a bucket of water over the naked Merry herself. Sure enough, bursting through the doorway, Lijsbeth, who had been waiting in ambush, threw another bucket of water over Merry as she wriggled and squirmed, giggling away. Already angelic naked, she looked even better soaking wet. What's more, she seemed to enjoy getting drenched. A willing victim, Merry had playfully complained about not getting doused the next day. Thus, Isabel eagerly arranged for every rehearsal to end with Merry getting soaked, albeit clothed, in front of everybody, as a good luck charm for their ailing show's success.

The routine long established; Isabel had to maintain the pretence of bullying the sprightly Merry to keep the prying Lijsbeth off her scent. She'd been unnecessarily cruel to her during one hurried debrief and thus their daily heart to hearts, but not Merry's soakings, naturally came to an end. But then, five days ago, whilst in the shower, Merry had been surprised by a gigantic spider and ear-piercingly screamed. Sensing this as her moment of redemption, Isabel, came running to the rescue before purposefully pretending to struggle to capture the arachnid, just to watch the naked girl squirm and shriek. Her shimmering, sodden hair, glued to her forehead, her pert glistening breasts swaying as she squealed, Merry was beyond perfect and simply didn't suspect a thing. Glancing down at the brunette's angelic hips and thighs, Isabel began to wonder why she had ever preferred boys to begin with. For with the exception of her ex, they were all irredeemably rude, evil smelling and irretrievably repulsive in every single way.

Merry, of course, didn't seem to notice, for she just saw Isabel as a friend. The hiccup of her needlessly harsh criticism forgiven, Merry, a Philosophy student, began to slowly open up to Isabel again. One day, she licentiously revealed that she would love to have whipped cream licked off her face and breasts. This new concupiscent side of Merry was utterly at odds with the rigorous student, who was so obsessed with her studies, on top of her show commitments, that she barely had enough time for sex. Merry wanted to feel sexy, loved and desired, she didn't mind, she even encouraged the skimpy costumes that Isabel asked her to wear. She thought that Isabel was simply useless at catching spiders, as were most girls she knew; Isabel had, at least, tried to help. But then, right under Isabel's nose, Josh declared that he liked her and suddenly she was besotted with men.

Afterward the incident in the shower, Merry had hugged her, to say thank you and hadn't given it a second's thought that she was still naked and dripping wet. Merry simply didn't notice the frisson of electricity pass through her overawed friend. Struck dumb, Isabel felt Merry's bare breasts press against her chest and her crotch rub against her waist. Fully dressed, Isabel longed to tell Merry her true feelings, but Lijsbeth, as always, interrupted their precious moment yet again. In haste, Isabel slapped Merry's backside twice and bade her to get off, pushing against her breasts away with her palms. Lijsbeth, unlike Merry, wasn't convinced by this charade and quickly learnt the truth from her friend. Playing along, she'd even blocked the doorway and struck up a conversation with Isabel, whilst Merry continued to shower, so that she could stay and watch Merry rub herself clean. Promising not to judge her, Lijsbeth still blackmailed/persuaded Isabel into acting as her cousin's chauffeur, however, when she was to come to visit over the next few days.

Back in the practice studio, the sequence for 'All I do is dream of you', should have been a doddle. But, everyone, except the perfectionist Merry, appeared to possess two left feet and couldn't hold a note, even if Isabel promised them a million quid. As director, Isabel needed to make an example of someone and Lijsbeth, who was banned from driving, wasn't about to give up Isabel's dirty little secret so quickly or risk jeopardising her cousin's lifts. The station was half an hour away, she couldn't refuse to take a dunk. The practise studio was shared with the Clown society and they had left out the dunk tank, dozens of cream pies and an assortment of props, ready for their own rehearsal, later in the day. Inspired by watching the TV show 'Nemesis', Isabel had to control a sudden urge to pie Merry, her face was too pretty, too perfect, to not rub witlessly with whipped cream. But the brunette hadn't made a mistake yet, unlike Lijsbeth, so she would have to bide her time before she could splatter cream pie into her cute button nose and rosy cheeks.

Sporting light blonde, shoulder length, choppy bangs, Isabel was the only one not in costume, for she felt a dress rehearsal might encourage the others to finally step up their game. Oh, how wrong and nae she had been! They were worse than ever today! Wearing a tight, sky-blue top and dark, ripped jeans, Isabel felt rather overdressed compared to the chorus girls, who all wore the same dress that poor Lijsbeth struggled fretfully to keep from slipping down over her voluptuous breasts.

Her straps sliding down her shoulders, Lijsbeth grasped at them at the last possible moment before they revealed her teats. Posing for the incessant barrage of cameras, Lijsbeth was blissfully unaware of Isabel creeping up behind her and pouring a bucket of ice-cold water over the back of her head. Screaming, as the liquid seeped under the neckline of her dress, the light blonde sputtered as a second bucket soon sloshed down over her fringe. This time, even Josh laughed, whilst tightly squeezing Merry's hand and kissing the pretty brunette on the cheek.

Turning around to climb out, Lijsbeth noted from her friends' strident shrieks that her skirt had risen up, completely exposing her white, translucent knickers once again. Freya, Yulia and Evie were particularly vocal and so Lijsbeth tried to splash them as they brayed. But once again, Evie standing closest, just jumped out of the way. Hence, poor Yulia was the unlucky victim, with a barrage of water pummelling her chest and face. Euphoric, Freya playfully blew another raspberry, to mock her soggy mate. Shaking her head in annoyance, Isabel poured another bucket of water over the blondes Freya's head. Pouting, Freya foolishly turned around to complain. So, Isabel, angered by the challenge to her authority, threw a light blue, custard filled cream pie into her pretty little face. Humbled, Freya scrunched up her nose as Yulia blew a cheeky, secretive, triumphant raspberry back her way.

Her lithe backside fully visible, Lijsbeth meanwhile, paused to flatten down her skirt. But joyfully slapping her friends exposed rear, Isabel crowed, "Where do you think you're going? You forgot the lyrics too; you deserve a second dunking, mate!" Copying Isabel, Evie gave Yulia's cute backside a slap, whispering, "So do you as well."

Shaking her head as her friends laughed remorselessly, Lijsbeth sat back onto the knobbly seat without complaint. Cursing her latest, fateful, speeding ticket, she brushed her soggy fringe from her clammy forehead. Staring at the crowd, the blonde noted that the raven-haired Lea, was particularly enjoying her slippery, sodden display. Playing the tactless, villainous Lina, the five-foot-three, nineteen-year-old was dressed in a black version of Lijsbeth and Merry's dress. But unlike her more buxom, stout castmates, Lea's costume snuggly hugged her seductively slim figure as if it had been designed specifically for her sylphlike waist. Diagnosed with mild autism, the half-French youngster refused to wear anything that didn't match her chest length, jet black hair. Perfectly styled in a milkmaid bun, Lea's hairstyle simply never changed. Not the best at following instructions, Lea hated to make eye contact with the others, didn't like anyone, especially men, touching her and loved to tidy and organize her things. She'd recently become obsessed with animal rights and would argue vociferously with anyone, such as Isabel, who dared to disagree.

Particularly nervous, Lea feared the next rehearsal scene scheduled for today. For her character, Lina, would be getting caked in the face by mistake. It was a secret to nobody, except the oblivious Josh, that Lea, despite her crippling shyness, fancied the effeminate, sappy blonde like crazy. The sheepish, nervous teen struggled with expressing her true feelings and often stammered when she talked to both handsome and ugly men. The prospect of being humiliated in front of Josh had been worrying her now for weeks on end. The horrifying prospect caused her great consternation, since Lea should never have been getting caked in the first place, having originally been promised the lead.

The stubborn, high-minded teenager had always struggled to make close, lasting friends. A few weeks previously, Lea had had a blazing row with Isabel about animal testing, which the waspish blonde had used as an excuse to demote her from the lead. Punishing Lea, in a fit of pique, Isabel falsely claimed that her French accent made her too difficult to understand and that she couldn't hit the highest notes or remember any of the lyrics anyway.

Instead, the role of Kathy went to the hardworking, yet marginally less talented Merry, whilst Lea was left with a role that only had one song to sing. Lea didn't blame Merry however, as the kind-hearted brunette was her only real friend in the cast and always went out of her way to help her improve her steps. Merry nevertheless was also close to Isabel and felt torn between her two quarrelling, vituperative friends. The twenty-year-old, five-foot-six student had other things to worry about however, specifically her budding, secret dalliance with Josh. Isabel knew, of course, for she knew everything, but before today, even the nosey, busybody Lijsbeth could never have even guessed. Not that they were officially a couple yet, for Merry had purposefully delayed announcing their courtship publicly. For Merry wanted to avoid hurting her friend, Rocio's feelings, who had told her, in confidence, that Josh was poised to ask her out instead. Unaware of Merry's true intentions, Rocio had confided in her, bravely declaring her love for the star singer. But, now, thanks to Lijsbeth overhearing, her gossip had led everyone to believe that Rocio and Josh were already a couple, a rumour that the ever-eager Rocio did not mind being spread.

Unaware of Rocio's misguided delusions, just three days earlier, the twenty-one-year-old, five-foot-eleven Josh had indeed privately asked Merry out instead. Sitting on his couch with his arm around Merry's svelte waist, Josh had turned the TV on during an episode of the messy gameshow 'Nemesis'. Two teachers, Miss Pippa Young and Miss Anna Lucey were squaring off against each other, the PE teacher, Miss Lucey, wanting revenge for being mercilessly pied and gunged at their school fete. But what really caught Josh's attention was when the Maths teacher, Miss Young, kissed her rival on the lips, indicating that they were also lesbians. Both teachers had had their outfit chosen by their forms. The twenty-six-year-old blonde Pippa was wearing a hideous, yellow chicken costume, with her demeaned, pretty face peeking out from between the beak. Her infamous curves and large bosom hidden from view; she was so warm that she only had her underwear on underneath. The twenty-five-year-old brunette Anna, meanwhile, dazzled in an elegant, purple, strapless, high-low cocktail dress with a sweetheart neckline that showed off a large percentage of her much smaller breasts. Not wearing a bra, Anna sincerely hoped that her dress wouldn't slip down during the more physical games.

Though she had darker hair, Anna, though older, looked remarkably like Merry, so teasingly, Josh announced that he hoped the ungainly blonde, Pippa, would win instead. Marginally the smarter, at the start of the show, Pippa got a general knowledge question right and delighted in smashing a light blue, cherry filled, cream pie into her girlfriend's exquisite face. Grinning wildly, she smudged the cherry over Anna's cheeks until all the remaining cream had dripped down onto her semi-revealed chest.

Turning to Merry, Josh announced, "I think it's great that you let them drench you after every rehearsal, it really lifts everyone's spirits. In truth I think it's the only reason why some girls even turn up now, due to Lijsbeth's bullying, Isabel's overly harsh criticism and the fact that they simply cannot sing. Who in their right mind would want to miss out on you being doused with water? You look so cute, soaking wet." Rubbing her nose against his, Merry replied, "So, you like it do you? I thought it turned you on a little, hence why I agreed." "Erm, well, yes, you are very sexy, no matter what you wear", Josh sputtered, rattled by her perceptive take. Wearing a 'Home before daylight', cobalt blue dress, Merry grinned and suggested, "How about I get to see you wet for a change? Why don't we have a little wager? I noticed a delicious looking banoffee pie in your fridge. How about the winner gets to pie the loser and then throw three buckets of water over his head?" "His head? You sound very confident. I agree as long as I get to pick the bet. If Pippa wins, I win, if Anna wins, so do you? Sound fair?" Josh suggested.

But, by the next game, Josh was beginning to regret his choice of winner, as Pippa was seriously not doing very well. The brunette, Anna, was far more athletic and held a large advantage over her rival in the physical games. Trapped by the rigidity of her chicken costume, Pippa really struggled to run without falling over, humiliatingly, onto her face. Anna, meanwhile, was so determined to win that she didn't mind getting messy, unlike Pippa, who's costume and timidity protected her from the gunk. In fact, the only thing slowing Anna down was, whilst running, she had to use one hand to hold up her slipping dress. Nevertheless, upon getting another general knowledge question right, Pippa soon halved the deficit. Slapping a second, green, custard filled, cream pie, into her girlfriend's face, she wrapped it around her cheeks. Then, after fiendishly stealing a second pie she opened up the front of Anna's graceful dress. Giving the cameras an extraordinary view of her girlfriend's bosom, Pippa then slathered the custard pie all over the top of her breasts. Then, forcing the crumbling crust down the sweetheart neckline, she slapped close the chiffon formal gown and kissed the startled Anna on the lips. Fighting back, the PE teacher threw a pie of her own, but it harmlessly bounced off the bottom of the chicken's beak. Taunting Anna for missing, Pippa scooped excess cream from off her chest. Licking her fingers suggestively, Pippa blushed upon remembering that half the school were present and watching their licentious display.

Cutting to a commercial break, the adverts were usually bookended by videos, sent in by the public, of two friends pieing each other in the face. Today, students Zoe and Noemi appeared, sitting on a picnic table, with their backs against the wooden frame. The redheaded Noemi, who wore an orange, ruffle detail, wrap, mini dress, held up a cream pie, filled with raspberry jam and topped with a thick layer of chocolate sauce, vertically and grinned mischievously at Zoe. Suddenly, her blonde companion stole the pie from the nineteen-year-old's loose grasp and splatted it into the bewitching Noemi's face. Zooming in, the camera caught the beautiful Noemi gasp in horror as jam, cream and chocolate streamed down her face. Following the adverts, a second video took up from where the previous shot left off. Smirking, Zoe tipped a bucket of thick, lumpy custard over Noemi's dishevelled head. Cringing as she brushed her miry fringe from her forehead, the poor redhead was surprised by a gigantic banoffee pie, which Zoe joyfully launched at her cheeks. Humbled, Noemi shuddered as toffee and banana slid down inside the neckline of her dress.

Laying down on the couch, her face upon Josh's lap, Merry remarked, "This really turns you on, doesn't it?" Feeling the bulge, the brunette added, "How about the loser also strips down to their underwear? Your housemate Mako isn't back for ages, is he?" Unsurprisingly, Josh eagerly agreed, when suddenly two familiar faces appeared on the Tv screen. The host called two students down to the stage, who Josh immediately recognised as Tamsin and Honor, Mako's ex. Wearing a 'Pomelo', rayon, light blue, crochet, v neck dress, Honor, sporting her distinctive thick choppy fringe and glasses, looked absolutely stunning, yet unique. Very few other women that Josh knew, could carry off the combination of spectacles and a mini dress with such elegance, sensuality and grace. Tamsin, in contrast, was wearing jeans and a tight pink blouse, as if she suspected that appearing on an episode of 'Nemesis', she might finish the evening, a big slimy mess.

Merry, meanwhile, rubbing her hand up and down Josh's chest, remarked, "Hey, isn't that Mako's ex-girlfriend? She looks stunning, I wish I had her legs!" Nodding, Josh tried to divert his eyes, for he, like Mako, found the geeky ornithologist exhilaratingly attractive himself. Indeed, his lust may have been derived from the fact that in the past month alone, three times, he had seen far more than just her legs!

Not the most forward of men, before Merry, Josh hadn't had a girlfriend in over a year, let alone seen any other woman in a state of undress. But, Honor, before her break up with Mako, had spent seven weeks practically living with him, leaving her discarded underwear strewn across every room she went. The first time that he saw her naked, Honor had been in the bathroom, just about to have a shower. Not realising that the door hadn't closed, she undressed just as Josh, wanting to go to the toilet, had entered. Turning around, Honor barely covered her private parts in time before the ever-apologetic Josh fled back to his room, the image of her pert backside etched into his memory, from which it had stayed ever since. Fleeing from the scene, in embarrassment, he stumbled and almost fell down the stairs. Unable to make eye contact with Honor for a week, his discomfort and guilt grew by the day. Paranoid that she would try to get her own back, he didn't even have a shower himself for three days! To make matters worse, neither dared tell Mako about their little misunderstanding and their secret festered up inside Josh's lustful mind, driving him insane.

Then, one week later, when Josh was out for the night, Mako and Honor made love on the sofa, their muscles and curves pressing against cushions, on which Josh would later, awkwardly sit. Afterwards, whilst laying naked, on top of her boyfriend, Honor began to kiss, fondle and stroke Mako whilst he fell asleep. Extremely tired herself, Honor didn't want to move, for his muscles were so snug, warm and heavenly, that they were better than any pillow upon which she had ever slept. But then, catching her by surprise, Josh came home, his weekend's plans thwarted by a sickness bug that had turned him aching and green. Feebly glimpsing every curve of her naked body, he covered his eyes and promptly walked into the bookcase. Groggily rubbing his tired eyes, he caught sight of her breasts as she searched for a cushion to cover herself with. But, with Mako still sleeping on top of them all, Honor flashed her backside once more, as she frantically tried to pull one out from underneath him, without stirring him awake. Eventually covering her modesty with a cushion, she shushed the nauseous Josh, as he ran to the bathroom to be sick.

Then, just four days before Honor and Mako broke up, one night, after having sex, Honor decided to go get a glass of water to rehydrate herself with. Leaving her glasses and clothes behind, she made the short trip to the kitchen naked, safe in the knowledge that Josh's extraordinarily loud snores meant that he was still asleep. But then, on the way back, the drowsy Honor walked into the wrong bedroom by mistake. Climbing into the bed, her chest inches from Josh's face, she realised all too late that he wasn't Mako and shrieked. Screaming, she woke Josh up, who promptly stared directly at her breasts. Groggily watching as the naked girl turned and fled, Josh tried to apologise, but she had already left. By some miracle, Mako, an exceptionally heavy sleeper, slept through the entire charade.

Nevertheless, Mako and Honor's relationship barely lasted more than a couple of days. Feeling partly responsible, Josh owned up to his housemate, but by then it was far too late. Still hurt by Honor dumping him, not wanting to be all alone, Mako immediately forgave his best friend. Wisely, he promised Josh that her decision to leave him, had nothing to do with his housemate. But then, frowning dourly, he warned Josh, that if he ever had a girlfriend, he would do everything in his power, never to see her naked, or even half dressed.

Nevertheless, watching the ravishing, bespectacled student on the TV, Josh sure hoped that Merry didn't notice that he found her irresistible beyond belief. Aiko, the show's twenty-six-year-old Japanese host, meanwhile, told the two girls to sit down before asking the brunette why she thought she had been called up on stage. Glancing at her best friend, Honor blushed and remarked, "I think I know why", before cringing, her cheeks turning crimson red. Smirking, the five-foot-six, dark haired host announced that in recompense for Honor turning their birdwatching society into a club for skinny dippers, Tamsin wanted to pie her in the face. Blushing once more, under pressure from Aiko, Honor even admitted to once even stripping off herself.

Nodding in admiration, Aiko handed Tamsin a gigantic shaving cream pie, which she gratefully splatted into her friend's choppy fringe covered forehead. Cream exploding over her face, Honor was at least glad that her glasses bore the brunt of most of the mess. Nevertheless, the audience wildly cheered, given that it was extremely rare for such a cute girl, in spectacles, to be pied on the TV these days. Taking her glasses off, to wipe cream from the lenses, Honor was surprised by a second pie, splatted against her cheeks. This time, the cherry filled, whipped cream pie, completely obliterated her pretty features. Ecstatic, at having caught her best friend by surprise, Tamsin then wiped the pie crust over Honor's dainty nose and chin.

Playing with the crowd, Aiko asked, whether Honor had suffered enough of a punishment yet. Inevitably, with the audience braying, "No!" Aiko retrieved a bucket of water with glee. Handing it to Tamsin, the host smirked as the blonde upended it over the extremely pretty brunette. Shivering, as the water oozed down inside her dress, Honor blushed and pouted, whilst trying not to shiver and wiggle her sodden breasts. Moments later, Aiko repeated her question once more and the audience replied in exactly the same way. To Honor's horror, Aiko brought out a bucket of mud and proclaimed that "According to Tamsin, you love getting covered in this as well!" Unable to believe her luck, Tamsin took the bucket and slowly poured half of it over Honor's face, before opening up the neckline of her dress and aiming the rest over her bosom, as the exultant crowd cheered Honor's shame.

Then, whilst the cacophonous crowd went wild, to everyone's surprise, the back of the stage turned around, revealing a giant gunge tank in its place. Almost collapsing in shock, an overjoyed Tamsin hadn't expected this in the least. Grinning, Aiko bragged that this indeed was Honor's last punishment, unless of course, she wanted to be pied again. Patting her best friend's backside, Tamsin pushed the nervous, mud spattered, bespectacled girl forwards and beamed.

Gulping, as she sat down in the gunge tank, Honor warned, "Tamsin, I'll get you back for this!" Ignoring her, Tamsin simply pulled down on the lever and grinned. Moments later a thick stream of lumpy pink gunge cascaded down over Honor, battering her chunky, wavy fringe. The deluge lasting over twenty seconds, the slime completely covered every last inch of her visible skin. Squealing, Honor felt the gunge ooze down inside her dress and regretted not wearing a bra, though if she had, it would have been ruined beyond belief. Soon enough, the slime even worked its way inside her now very sodden knickers and over her most private, womanly place. Spattering down, the pink gunk turned her choppy fringe into a grubby quagmire and deafened her by clogging her ears. Gunge sloshing down her back and washing all over her breasts, Honor screamed in shock, but also in pleasure at being so publicly demeaned.

Feeling the gunge slide over her thighs, Honor was obliterated by a second stream of thick black gunge tumbling down upon her chest. The dark slime, seemingly aimed directly at her dress's neckline, swiftly coated her breasts as they peaked out, with her straps starting to slip down her shoulder blades. Her dress sliding down, three quarters of her breasts were on display. But, because Honor was being pelted with so much gunge, she was unable to do anything to save her modesty, except hope for the best.

Unable to believe his eyes, Josh watching with Merry, tried to not stare at Honor's nubile chest. But this was made exceedingly difficult as every single camera angle temptingly zoomed in on her breasts. Her dress, with its hem barely covering her thighs, was evidently destroyed beyond repair. But that didn't matter, because even covered in slime, the geeky, bespectacled Honor looked gorgeous and Josh simply couldn't turn his gaze.

Opening the top part of the tank door, the host, Aiko, then aimed a foam gun at Honor, who sighed, foolishly thinking her ordeal was at an end. Covering her from head to toe, the Japanese beauty smirked as the brunette soon disappeared behind a thick layer of white gooey liquid. Once more, taking off her glasses, to wipe the lenses clean, Honor smiled and shook her fist at Tamsin, or at least in the direction that she guessed she might have been. Firing back, Tamsin splatted a custard pie against Honor's cheeks, with her short-sighted best friend, completely unable to dart out the way. Aiko then handed Tamsin a super soaker, filled with dark blue gunge. Aiming primarily at Honor's face, Tamsin was also able to splurge the slime under the neckline of her best friend's dress. But, cackling as she spent the next thirty seconds spraying gunk at Honor, Tamsin almost missed the next feature, which would soon fill her with dread.

Talking to the audience, Aiko revealed a previously hidden four-foot dunk tank. Filled to the brim with thick, claggy mud, it looked, and smelt, disgusting beyond belief. To her horror, Tamsin heard the host announce that there would be an audience vote and either she or Honor would be dunked into the mud at the end of the episode. Hence, there was a chance that she might not escape the entire show clean. Immediately picking up his phone, Josh dialled the number to dunk Honor. Turning to Merry, he explained, "It's what Mako would have wanted, you see." Nevertheless, whilst a beaming Honor began to taunt the suddenly nervous Tamsin, the host handed the blonde a water hose and told her to blast it at her best friend until she was entirely clean. Cheering up, as Honor stayed sat and trapped in the gunge tank, Tamsin duly sprayed the hose at her face, legs and bosom, until a puddle of dispersed slime, washed over Honor's bare feet.

Merry meanwhile, feigning solidarity with Honor, announced that she wanted to vote for Tamsin instead. But Josh, purposely gave Merry the wrong number, so that she instead voted for Honor as well. Voting for Honor five more times, he didn't mind using up most of his month's phone credit, just to watch her squeal and scream. But then, Merry pointed out, "Hey, this isn't live, what have we just voted for instead?" Slapping his forehead, Josh realised that the audience vote literally meant the people in the tv studio. The vote for viewers back home, concerned whether Honor or Tamsin's charity should receive a £5,000 donation to say thank you for them appearing on 'Nemesis'. Shrugging his shoulders, he realised that he had just voted six times for Honor's choice, 'Birdlife International', rather than Tamsin's 'RSPB'.

Back in the TV studio, Aiko soon turned her attention back to Pippa and Anna once again. Like before, the games soon followed a familiar pattern. Anna streaming ahead in the physical games, Pippa clawing it back in the mental activities, but less spectacularly. Buzzing in with an incorrect answer, Anna's third pie was delivered over the crown of her head, with Pippa massaging the cream and caramel lovingly into her scalp before kissing her on the lips. The fourth pie, a blue and red blueberry filled cream pie sandwich completely obliterated Anna's face. Getting frustrated, the brunette, who had now received five pies, noted that Pippa hadn't even got messy once yet. But more remarkably, Pippa was still only losing by thirty points having lost every single one of the physical games. Now, with only one round left, Josh, meanwhile, was getting particularly concerned that he might just lose his bet.

But then, Aiko noted that one of the empty pie tins contained a forfeit for Anna to complete. Pippa would have three shots at her sat above a water dunk tank, each worth twenty points if she succeeded. Sat barefoot above the tank, fearing the worst, Anna tried goading her girlfriend into missing. But, despite her lack of athletic prowess, Pippa's aim was surprisingly accurate and she sent the pretty brunette tumbling into the water, much to the hilarity of all the school children present. Cheering Pippa on, there was no doubt who they wanted to win. Feeling the water gush down inside the neckline of her dress, Anna, who had been completely submerged, swiftly held her right arm across her shivering chest. Though her dress slipped down, she just prevented her braless, hardened nipples from being dramatically displayed.

Pippa's second throw, also hit the target, sending Anna plummeting down once more and pushing her excited girlfriend into the narrowest of leads. Ahead for the first time since the opening round, Pippa, suddenly had hope that she might win. Splashing down, her girlfriend's dress rode up, exposing her knickers for four seconds, sending the boys in the audience crazy, as you might expect. Realising that she would never live her humiliation down at school, Anna grew ever more determined to win. Clinging onto the side, she suggested, "How about, if Pippa loses, she gets gunked wearing her bikini?" Wolf whistles in the audience announced the clear popularity of the suggestion and the host, despite Pippa's protestations, readily agreed. Pouting, Pippa shook her head playfully at her girlfriend before dunking her for the third time, much to the crowd and Josh's glee. Anna's knickers, now fully saturated, were uncomfortably chafing against her rear. Her fringe plastered to her forehead, Anna cheekily offered out her hand to Pippa, hoping to pull her in. But Pippa, refused to fall for the trick and instead emptied a bucket of cold, lumpy custard over her beautiful lover's face. Feeling extremely confident, Josh squirted five extra inches of whipped cream onto the banoffee pie and added six ice cubes to all three buckets, so certain he was that Pippa would win. Merry meanwhile, suggested, "I wonder whether the clown society would let us use their dunk tank. I would love to push you in."

Cutting to another commercial break, a third video showed Noemi and Zoe sitting down on a picnic blanket in the park. Wearing a red, ditsy, vintage, ruffle dress, Noemi clinked her champagne flute with Zoe's sending a slither of Buck's Fizz onto the blonde's jeans. In retaliation, Zoe threw her entire glass into Noemi's face. Gasping as orange and cheap champagne slithered down her chin, Noemi was caught off guard as Zoe, with one hand behind Noemi's head, splatted a large chocolate crunch, strawberry ice cream cake into her best friend's cheeks. Frosting, ice cream and sponge glued to her face, the redhead shook her head in utter disbelief. After the break, the scene continued with a close up of Noemi hiding Zoe sneak up behind her and pour an entire bottle of Buck's Fizz over the gorgeous redhead's fringe. Thoroughly soaked, with her dress clinging tightly to her breasts, Noemi grinned and suggestively bit her bottom lip. But then, even as the cheap alcohol continued to cascade down over her hair, a strawberry mousse cake was venomously thrown, from off screen, against her cheeks.

Returning to the action, limbering up at the start line, Pippa, still dressed in her chicken costume, was reasonably confident of triumphing in the final game. Only one person had ever let a thirty-point lead slip going into the last round and she wasn't going to be the second, for Anna would never let her forget. Anna meanwhile, still barefoot and with custard congealing around her breasts, began to fantasize about dunking her potentially bikini clad girlfriend into the gunge and stared at her backside as Pippa set off first, to start the final game. Waddling as fast as she could in her chicken costume, Pippa held a healthy time advantage due to her barely deserved thirty-point lead. But sure enough, Anna swiftly caught up with and overtook Pippa, who having never done any proper exercise in her life, could by now barely breathe.

But then, a stagehand emptied a bucket of melted chocolate over Anna's head. Blinded by the gooey gunk, the brunette tripped over the low hemline at the back of her dress. Falling face first, into a puddle of gunge, the PE teacher watched on in horror as Pippa overtook her and claimed the narrowest of victories. Pausing the show, so as not to miss Anna's and possibly Honor's or Tamsin's messy humiliation, Josh threw his hands in the air in exultation before kissing the blushing Merry on the cheek. He'd never even seen her without her top on before and now she would stand there in front of him, in just her lingerie! His fingers shaking, Merry guided Josh to the zip at the back of her dress. Carefully unzipping her, he marvelled as the blue dress fell to her feet. The shape of her lissom backside clearly visible beneath her knickers, the brunette looked heavenly beyond belief. Turning around so that Josh could see her bosom, Merry blushed and kissed him on the lips.

Taking Merry by the hand, Josh then led her to the bath where she kneeled down, ready to accept her fate. Smiling sweetly, Merry closed her eyes, as her brand new boyfriend firmly pushed the cream laden banoffee pie into her perky cheeks. Rubbing the caramel, crust and banana over her forehead, Josh didn't stop until every last inch of her face was covered in cream. Grinning wildly, Josh emptied the first bucket of water over Merry's head. Screaming as the ice cubes thudded down upon her, the brunette shivered as the freezing water encased her pale white skin. Cheekily throwing the second bucket straight at her chest, Josh couldn't tear his eyes away from her soaking breasts as they swayed. "I'm up here", Merry remarked, pointing to her face. "So, you are", Josh joked before throwing the final bucket straight at her cheeks. Thoroughly soaked, Merry's white lingerie clung tightly to her skin. Her nipples visible, Merry chided, "I will get you back for this Josh, just you wait." "You suggested the bet", her boyfriend remarked, before kissing her on the lips.

Wrapped in a light blue towel, Merry lay back down on the couch, her face in Josh's lap, having thoroughly enjoyed being drenched. Joyfully playing the submissive, Merry half wanted to go through it all again. Nevertheless, Josh wanted to watch Anna's mega dunking and who was Merry to disagree? Sat above the giant vat, the twenty-five-year-old had clearly revisited hair and make-up and had had a shower to wash herself clean. Pippa, who had had the intense pleasure of watching her gorgeous girlfriend shower naked during the interval, was now dressed in jeans and a baggy jumper, her chicken costume having been given away to the kids. Mocking her girlfriend greatly, Pippa pointed out that she had remained, throughout the entire show, completely clean.

Catching her girlfriend's eye, Pippa pulled down on the lever and cheered as two foam cannons, from either side, completely covered the squirming PE teacher, who wore the same purple, strapless dress as before, but one that was completely, though only very briefly, clean. Taking thirty seconds to empty their load, the brunette was soon hidden under five inches of the frothy mixture and could now no longer see or hear a thing. Squirming as the foam oozed under the neckline of her dress, Anna felt the white gunk cover her nipples and slither down inside her knickers and tickle her most sacred place. Wiping her eyes clean, Anna saw her entire school laugh at her, before more foam was promptly squirted into her pretty face. Disoriented by her pummelling, Anna had parted her knees, giving the boys in the front couple of rows a brief glance of her knickers before they were also hidden under the huge mountain of foam, sprayed upon her hips. Also, having a good look, Pippa giggled before promising to give all the peeping boys a detention, for being perverted creeps.

As Anna's chair moved forward, dark green gunge came pouring down, striking the brunette on the crown of her head. Doming over her, the slime obscured her face for over fifteen seconds. Sliding down her chest, the gunge pulled her sagging dress away from her breasts. Miraculously, however, her modesty was kept intact by the three inches of slime swiftly covering her quivering chest. Trying to prevent her dress sliding down, poor Anna simply shot a spattering of gunge up into her befuddled face. Then, to make matters worse, a second stream, of orange gunge, appeared to directly target her breasts. Enveloping them, since her strapless, purple cocktail dress offered her little protection, the gunge slushed down dramatically over her hips. Gulping, Anna felt a bulge of slime congeal in her knickers. Pressing down on the bump, she quivered as a shot of gunge splattered into her most private place. Gasping, she hoped that nobody had noticed, praying that they were all too busy staring at her partially exposed chest.

As Anna's chair moved forwards once more, the brunette sighed as two giant, three-foot-long custard pies were catapulted against her cheeks. Sliding down her neck and shoulders, they rested against her chest. After pouting playfully to the crowd and making heart signals to her gorgeous, exultant girlfriend, Anna made the mistake of looking up, just as her seat moved forwards once again. Hence, the twenty-five-year-old was helpless as a giant tank unleashed one hundred litres of thick, creamy porridge over her chin and cheeks. The onslaught lasted forty seconds, in which time the milky oats eased their way inside her dress. Squealing hysterically, Anna accidentally swallowed enough porridge to feed an entire village and her knickers were so heavily caked in milky oats that they began to surreptitiously slide down her legs. Unaware of her panties' migration, Anna gasped as two more nozzles treated her with deluges of golden syrup and raspberry sauce all over her face, shoulders and willowy legs.

Truly obliterated, there was now not one single inch of Anna left clean. The audience's cheering being led by Pippa, the blonde blew her girlfriend a kiss. But with her face being covered in two inches of porridge, Anna could barely see. Instead, her seat rumbled forwards and down the ramp towards her messy, inexorable fate. Rushing down with great force, the seat released four feet from the surface of the dark red gunge and propelled her, chest first, into the thick sludge that squelched as she vanished beneath the rim. Disappearing completely under, Anna caused a five-foot-tall dome of slime to rise up where she fell. Spluttering, as she resurfaced, Anna was greeted with one final deluge of yellow slime, which landed perfectly on her dainty, glutinous forehead and fringe. Thoroughly gunked, utterly humiliated, despite her best efforts, Anna had lost to Pippa yet again.

Then, to make matters worse, Anna noticed her knickers floating on the surface of the viscid gunge and was unable to rescue them before Aiko scooped them up and threw them out of reach. Feeling the slime lap up and around her backside and most sacred parts, Anna sighed as a victorious Pippa threw one final, valedictory custard pie into her bewitching face.

Feeding Merry, a spoonful of vanilla yoghurt, Josh meanwhile, accidentally spilled it all over her dinky chin. Grabbing the spoon from his grasp, Merry responded by scooping it into the yoghurt pot and flinging it straight at his face. The two lovers grabbing the yoghurt pot simultaneously, Josh ultimately triumphed and poured the entire one kilogram of yoghurt over the extremely pretty youngster's face. Squirming as the cool, white liquid dribbled down her forehead, Merry lent in to kiss Josh, just as the yoghurt slithered down over her dimpled cheeks and her luscious lips. Disappearing off to the kitchen, Merry raided the fridge and returned armed with a six-hundred-gram strawberry trifle, ready for revenge and desperate to lick custard off her boyfriend's cheeks.

"Merry, don't, that's Mako's", Josh warned her, noting that it was, in fact, his housemate's dessert. Pausing for a moment, in indecision, Merry watched in horror as Josh stole it from her grasp and splatted it against her graceful face. Rubbing the custard, cream and strawberry jelly over her cheeks, Josh admitted, "I've always wanted to pie someone in the face. But it is Mako's, by the way." Smudging the custard over her nose, Josh kissed Merry gently on the lips. Giggling, Merry replied, "That's okay. My sister wants to pie me too, she's even asked if it could be her birthday present, for next week! She's coming to stay with me for a while on Friday, so I won't be able to see you alone for a bit."

Back on the TV, Nemesis duly cut to another commercial break. Zoe, who had control of the oars and Noemi, who wore a khaki, ruffle detail, wrap, mini dress, were out rowing on the park lake. Leaning over the side, to point out a dragon fly, Noemi was surprised by Zoe, who lightly patted her backside with an oar, pushing the pretty redhead over the side of the boat. Toppling in face first, Noemi tumbled into the algae infested water, with the hem of her dress rising indecorously high up her legs. Spluttering, with pond weed draped over her fringe, Noemi spat out water as her face re-emerged from the lake. After the adverts, as Noemi tried to clamber back into the boat, a giggling Zoe simply splatted a caramel cream pie into her best friend's face. Thoroughly soaked, with her dress clinging seductively to her chest, the outline of Noemi's hardened nipples were visible through the thin viscose as Zoe cheekily pushed the teenager back into the lake.

Back in the TV studio, Aiko, the Japanese host, soon turned her attention back to Honor and Tamsin. Honor, her dress still soaking wet, once again wiped her glasses before taking Tamsin by the hand and wishing her good luck, for she was surely going to need it, what with still being clean. Drumming up the tension, Aiko replayed the earlier clip of Honor being obliterated in the gunge tank. Grinning, the Aiko announced, "Earlier, Honor received the gunging of a lifetime. But did the audience think she deserved her revenge, or yet another dunking in the mud vat, to put her in her place? I can reveal, that today's winner and the girl getting dunked, is, with sixty five percent of the vote Honor!"

Holding her head in her hands, the brunette bent forwards, unable to believe her fate. Ecstatic, Tamsin slapped her on the back and cried, "Oh, unlucky, mate!" Sliding off her shoes, Honor nervously stood up, her knees almost giving way. Thoroughly unconcerned, Tamsin slapped her backside twice before she climbed up above the mud vat, giving the audience a perfect view of her willowy legs. Glancing nervously down, her glasses sliding down her nose, Honor gulped before the seat beneath her gave way, causing her to plummet down into the brown gunk, with little grace.

Disappearing completely under, Honor screamed as she plunged into the thick, greasy mud pit. Thrashing around, trapped under the mucoid surface for seven whole seconds, Honor struggled to find the surface before sticking her head out and wheezing heavily. Her skirt pushed up, her knickers had been briefly visible as she fell, though only obviously so, if someone was watching via slow-mo, for it had all happened so very quick. Her skirt up around her waist, her knickers gave her absolutely no protection from the brown sludge, which swiftly oozed inside her damp panties and around her aching hips. Gasping, as the mud washed over her breasts, Honor realised that her glasses had tumbled from her face. Sighing, she held her breathe before plunging her head back under the surface of the mud to search for them again. Eventually finding the specs, she slipped them up her nose and listened to the cacophonous roar of approval as globules of mud streamed down over her pretty, dishevelled face. Going wild, the crowd had enjoyed her tumble almost as much as they loved Anna's humbling and disgrace.

Trying to climb back out, Honor felt the hose blast against her chest, causing her to topple into the mud tank once again. Disappearing under, a third time, she raised her head tentatively above the rim. Sighing, she hoped that Mako wasn't watching, for her humiliation was the perfect retributive break up gift for him.

During the end credits, a thoroughly clean Anna, sitting down and dressed in a 'The way you look tonight', yellow, halter, skater dress, spoke to the camera, insisting that she'd had a great time on 'Nemesis' and was already plotting her revenge. Stood behind her, Pippa meanwhile, cheekily poured a bucket of melted chocolate over her unsuspecting girlfriend's head. Pouting, as the syrupy chocolate oozed down the neckline of her dress, Anna was surprised by one final, gooey custard and caramel pie, which Pippa splatted into her exquisite face. Stepping aside, Pippa marvelled as an off-screen foam cannon began to blast its load all over her opponent, turning the defeated Anna's entire body, viscid, white and icky. Aimed up her skirt, the force of the cannon, lifted up the hem and briefly exposed her knickers once again.

Turning its attention back to the studio, the cameras focused on a similarly clean Honor who was also wearing the same pristine, halter, skater dress. Sat on the side of the gunk dunk, with Tamsin, she joked about pushing her best friend in. But then, out of nowhere, Tasmin splatted a custard pie against her cheeks. Distracted, as she wiped the yellow gunk from her lips, poor Honor was thus helpless as Tamsin pushed the geeky brunette in, instead. Evidently caught off guard, Honor naively hadn't thought that Tamsin would do this, having just been gifted an exquisite, brand new dress. Nevertheless, as she slid back, she landed with a great thud into the dark red gunge, which quickly consumed Honor, swallowing her as she slipped. Raising her head and chest just up above the slime, Honor shuddered as the gunge oozed inside her dress and over her every curve and private place. Playing to the camera, Honor raised her fist and declared she would have her revenge. Unimpressed, Tamsin emptied yet another bucket of mud over her dainty, miry head. Wiping her glasses, one final time, Honor gave up and fell backwards into the gunge, once again.

Switching back to Anna, just as the last credits rolled, a giant bucket of thick purple slime was tipped over the brunette's clammy head. Wiping gunk from her eyes, Anna leant her chest forward and whimpered, for she had been gunged more than enough for one day. Nevertheless, due to her love for Pippa, Anna was an extremely gracious, willing victim and didn't dare complain.

Returning to Noemi and Zoe one final time, the redhead, who wore a black, bold, floral, ruffle, wrap dress grinned roguishly as Zoe tipped a thick, lumpy bucket of lime green slime over her head. Wiping the gunk from her eyes, the teenager squealed as Zoe swiftly emptied another bucket, of light pink gunge over her fringe. Utterly defeated, Noemi raised her fist and vowed her revenge.

Moments later, Merry received a frantic text. "Oh my God! My old teacher has just been utterly humiliated, on the TV! She was on Nemesis! Did you see it? She got gunged! Twice! It was hilarious! She even had a bucket of my Dad's chocolate poured over her pretty little head! It was brilliant, love Izzy. Ps, wish it was you instead xxx." Smiling as she read Isabel's text, Merry noted that cream and custard had dribbled down over her towel. Turning to Josh, she suggested, "Since, I won't be able to come around for a while, how about we make this night special instead?" Merry then nervously unwrapped the dirty towel from her chest. Laying on her back, wearing nothing but her sodden, white, lace underwear, Merry motioned Josh to kiss her, which he did gladly, though clumsily, having slid on top of her heaving chest. Still fully dressed himself, he gulped as Merry carefully guided his right hand down to her left breast. Grasping tightly, Josh slowly eased his left-hand inside Merry's knickers and around her thigh, before moving his fingers up slowly, whilst his girlfriend, in eager, lecherous, anticipation, bit her bottom lip.

Suddenly, the front door swung open, as a vexed Mako returned home, in a tizz. "Quick, hide me", Merry squealed, as she rolled off the settee and adjusted her bra in great haste. Unable to locate her dress or towel in time, for they were both down behind the couch, Merry darted from the lounge and hid in the slippery bath. Following her, with much less haste, Josh had just drawn the shower curtain over her, when he heard Mako announce, "Hey Josh! Those garden warehouse geezers have ripped us off. They sold me the wrong type of soil for our compost and then wouldn't give me a refund! They suck, it's a disgrace!" Carrying the unwanted bag of soil into the hallway, the dark-skinned Fijian saw a flushed looking Josh leave the bathroom and inquired, "You look flustered. Have you been busy at your laptop all day again mate?" Winking, after making a crude gesture, Mako entered the bathroom and complained that his arms were coated in peat soil, as the abysmal bag had begun to leak. Reaching around the bath curtain, Mako turned on the shower, without getting in. Wanting the water to warm up first, he stayed to chat with Josh, who weirdly had joined him and then refused to leave.

Poor Merry squirmed as the cool liquid began to gush down upon her, covering her every inch. Wearing nothing but her lingerie, the brunette kept as quiet as possible as a panicking Josh struggled to find an excuse to intervene. Her fringe splatted against her forehead, Merry shivered, silently, as the water continued to cascade down over her lithe thighs and her heaving chest.

"Erm, I'd rather have my shower in private mate", the six-foot, twenty-one-year-old Mako began, clarifying, "Well, I wouldn't complain if a girl wanted to jump in with me, especially Fleur, she's extremely fit. I really miss my baths with Honor, she used to snuggle up to my chest for hours, without a care in the world, it was great. I used to love wiping a sponge over her breasts and backside and then playfully spray water in her face. She's so short sighted without her glasses, she could never see to defend herself from my perfect aim! She may have been a geek, but she was really fun to be with. Have you heard the rumour that she goes skinny dipping? Well, it's not a rumour, it's absolutely true, I even saw her myself. Oh, I do miss her cute, little bottom, and oh boy, those legs! Then, again, you've seen her naked too haven't you, I bet you wish you were the one going out with her instead!" Bristling with confusion, Merry wanted to challenge Josh and ask him to explain. Instead, she had to suffer in silence as water continued to cascade down over her face, breasts and waist. When had he seen Honor naked? How? Why? Where? Had she seen him naked in return? Had they kissed? Had they had sex? No wonder he wanted to watch 'Nemesis' earlier, as opposed to making out with her, instead.

Continuing, Mako asked, "Apparently, Honor was on the TV earlier, on a show called, 'Nemesis.' I've never heard of it before, have you? I've received dozens of texts telling me to catch it, all saying that I will very much enjoy what happens to her at the end! I don't know what that means, I hope it's nothing bad, I still wish her all the best. I'll probably watch it after my shower, if you're interested. By the way, I heard you made a move on Rocio, well done mate! She's super-hot and easily out of your league, how on earth did you manage it?"

With Josh unable to think of a reason to get Mako out the bathroom, poor old Merry had no means, whatsoever, of escape. Mako, washing his hands, then began to run the hot tap of the sink. "Did you see those Instagram photos Fleur posted in her bikini? Now I no longer have a girlfriend, I can scroll through them without feeling guilty, it's great! I liked all of them, do you think she's seen? That purple string bikini, wow, how can anyone look so pretty? Her mate Merry's not bad looking either, especially in her red bikini. You can practically see her entire bottom in some photos, her string bikini leaves nothing to the imagination, whatsoever! I always thought Merry was a swot, not some steamy, sultry minx. The video where Fleur pushes Merry into the sea, is super sexy, boy do women look stunning when they're wet. I wish Merry had got her own back though, instead of being pushed over twice more herself. Fleur doesn't even get her hair wet in a single photo, unlike Merry, who was absolutely drenched. Not that I'm complaining, of course, for the photos of Merry's soaking chest are great. The action photo of Fleur tipping a bucket of water over head was hilarious, how on earth did they time that so well? I was sincerely impressed. Have you seen the videos, Lijsbeth posted, of Isabel throwing buckets of water over Merry? They're hilarious, aren't they? I wonder why she lets them do it, I bet she has a fetish! You get to dance with her on the show, don't you? I bet she fancies you as well. Don't tell Rocio though, or she'll throw you both into the sea herself!"

Picking up the bag of soil to move it, Mako was suddenly startled by a high-pitched squeal behind the shower curtain. The warm flow of water over Merry had momentarily turned to freezing, causing her to shriek. In alarm, the six-foot-four Mako drew back the curtain and threw half the hundred litre bag of soil over the prone, quivering brunette. Screaming, Merry shuddered, as the soil and compost splattered against her glistening, pale white skin. Covered head to toe in brown gunk, which swiftly wormed its way inside her sexy lingerie, Merry sputtered, "Hi Mako", before wrapping her arms around her chest. "That's not Rocio", Mako stammered, unable to tear his eyes away.

Bursting forwards, Josh took one lustful glance at Merry and babbled, "Merry had your trifle, I'm afraid!" "In that case", Mako joked before throwing the remainder of the bag over the gorgeous, yet mucky brunette. Taking care to completely cover her, Mako unapologetically gawped at her nubile breasts and hour glass waist. With the shower continuing to pour down upon her, the soil soon turned to mud and slithered down over Merry's face and heaving chest. With claggy sludge oozing down inside her knickers, Merry squirmed in discomfort as she tried to motion to Josh to get Mako to leave her in peace. Instead, the oblivious Mako babbled, "Goodness Merry, Instagram doesn't lie, you really are extraordinarily fit! I don't apologise though; you startled me and stole my trifle. I'm really glad I brought the soil home now; it looks far better on you than on my flower bed." Turning to his housemate, he asked, "So, have you got two girls on the go then? You're a secretive lothario, if so. I must say, I'm most impressed."

Squirming, Merry gulped as a globule of mud slithered down her face. Wiping the brown muck from her eyes, she harrumphed and fidgeted in discomfort, as mud slid down her shoulders, chest and stomach, with Mako watching all the way. Finally sensing her discomfort, Mako asked, "Merry, how about we pretend this never happened and you put in a good word for me, with Fleur, instead, okay? Also, if you could get Fleur to post more photos of the two of you in bikinis, that would be great!" Merry's unimpressed shake of the head announcing her displeasure, Mako awkwardly joked, "How about swimsuits then? No? Oh well, I tried, at least. I'll have my shower later and leave you two amorous animals in peace. Have fun Josh, she is really, really fit."

With Mako finally leaving, Josh squeaked, "I'm not going out with Rocio, I swear. I don't know why everyone thinks this, I haven't even spoken to her in three days. I love you Merry, no one else." Pausing, to allow him to address the question of Honor, Merry was disappointed when no explanation came. Feeling disgruntled, yet forgiving, Merry avoided pressing him about her and instead asked, "Hey, can you give me some privacy please?" Pulling back the shower curtain, hidden from Josh's view, Merry took off her bra and panties and threw them over the rail. Stood motionless, Josh marvelled at the naked silhouette of the gorgeous, young, alluring brunette. Her every curve visible through the semi-translucent, blue shower curtain, he gabbled as Merry began to lather her body with shower gel, her breasts and hips swaying as she rubbed the slimy gunk over her silken skin.

Mako, having started watching 'Nemesis' shouted, "Merry, I'm following you too now on Instagram, I love the one of you in the bath tub, its sexy beyond belief!" Realising that Josh was still watching her, Merry confessed, "Hey, I don't know how to get the hot water back. Can you help?" Without thinking, Josh drew back the curtain and gazed gormlessly at the svelte, glistening naked body of the girl of his dreams. Shocked, Merry drew her hands to her exposed crotch and breasts. Her nerves calming, Merry slowly withdrew her arms from her chest. Allowing Josh to gaze upon her, Merry stood back as he leant forward and witlessly adjusted the temperature, his eyes trained upon her waist. "Sorry, I wasn't thinking, I didn't mean to", Josh stammered, as Merry leant forwards and kissed him on the lips. Removing her hand from her crotch, she held Josh's chin with her wrists.

Mako, meanwhile, cried out, "I don't believe it! It is Honor and Tamsin! When did they go on this?" Ignoring Mako, Merry blushed and exclaimed, "My goodness, I never thought that the first time you saw me naked would be anything remotely like this." Grinning, she added, "It does turn me on though, I just wish Mako hadn't intervened." With the brunette's express permission, Josh's eyes moved down from her face, to her chest and then to her waist. Gazing at her unclad crotch for the first time, he savoured the moment before purring, "Merry you truly are beautiful" and kissing her on the lips once again. Cupping his hand up against her left breast, Josh pressed his body tightly up against her chest. Wrapping his spare arm around her bare backside, Josh stammered, "Do, do, do, you want me to join you, Merry?" "No Josh, I want our first time to be special and not whilst your housemate is busy watching the TV," Merry explained. Right on cue, Mako gleefully shouted, "Merry, I found you dress!" before awkwardly fondling the neckline, pressing his finger nails into the fabric where her breasts would be. Moments later, Mako cried, "Do it Tamsin, go on, go onYes! Yes! Honor you deserved that, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes! Josh Josh, you have got to see this! Honor's just been pied, hang on oh Yes! Go on, Tasmin, do it! Yes! Oh Yes! Come on Josh, you're missing out on something great!"

Half changing her mind, just to spite Mako, Merry shifted anti-clockwise, so that she had her back to the shower, with the water gushing down over her sodden Fringe. Not wanting Josh to go watch Honor, Merry wanted to keep him all to herself. Hence, she allowed Josh to step in beside her and carefully massage shampoo into her hair. Gasping as he scraped his fingers over her scalp, Merry motioned for Josh to pick up the shower nozzle and wash her sodden locks completely clean. Taking over a minute, Josh held his breath as he carefully rinsed her hair before playfully spraying her in the face. Startled, Merry kittenishly kneed him in the leg. Leaning over to return the shower nozzle, Josh accidentally pressed his chest up against Merry's breasts. Bending forwards, Merry pressed her entire body against her boyfriend before kissing him on the lips.

"Honor! Oh my God, oh my God! Honor! Josh! Josh! You have got to see this! Honor is being destroyed. Josh! Josh! Come here! She's being slimed!" Mako cried out, overcome with glee. Watching his ex-girlfriend get annihilated in the gunge tank, he wanted to share this moment with his housemate and wouldn't leave poor Josh in peace. Seemingly giving in to Mako, Josh kissed Merry one final time before stepping out the bath and taking his leave. "No, Josh, no", Merry whimpered, upset at being ignored, in favour of Honor, yet again. Distraught, Merry thought about storming out and dumping him as he watched Honor on the tv. Deliberating how hard she should slam the door, she considered never speaking to Josh ever again. But she was still covered in mud, so first, she would have to wash herself clean.

But then, Josh suddenly reappeared, having never intended to go watch Honor on the Tv. Instead, he returned with an array of bottles that he'd raided from his fridge. Grinning, he began to squirt Merry with a bottle of ketchup, aiming directly at her nose and chin. Shrieking, Merry twisted her body, so Josh had no other option but to aim the bottle at her rear instead. Jumping into the bath with Merry, he then splurged a bottle of mustard over her breasts. Continuing to squeeze the two bottles over his girlfriend, he remarked, "Forget her, I only have eyes for you Merry." Once the tomato sauce had run out, Josh playfully emptied a carton of custard over Merry's fringe. Kissing her lips, he licked the dessert sauce as it dribbled down over her chin. Then, with one hand, he splattered a strawberry trifle against her breasts. With the other, he sprayed a bottle of raspberry sauce over her sweet derriere. Rubbing the custard, jelly and cream over Merry's bosom, Josh continued to kiss her on the lips. Then, with great care, he splatted a gigantic lemon meringue pie, gleefully, against her cheeks. Absolutely delighted, Merry encouraged him to continue, for it meant she had triumphed over Honor, a victory that could only be sealed, in one resounding, salacious way. Tearing at Josh's t-shirt, she lifted it up above his head. Kicking off his trousers, Josh licked meringue from his girlfriend's forehead before making love to her, with the shower continuing to cascade down over Merry's naked curves, whilst she screamed. Turning up the volume, to drown out Merry's orgasm, Mako watched Honor get dunked into the mud vat and get pushed into the gunk tank by her friend. Marvelling at Honor's humiliation, he then rewound the episode and began to watch it all again.