The girl group of Heidi, Keisha and Amelle have hit a bit of a flat spot in their careers; they badly need a hit. The good news is that someone has written them one, the bad news is that it is a song about getting messy! The three girls have struggled against their management and the record company but the logic of a messy video to go with it is overpowering and will send sales rocketing.

So the three gorgeous girls find themselves at a film studio mid morning for a video production with a difference.

Standing outside the studio with her fellow band members Heidi says "Well I guess we had best go in"

The three of them are in ordinary jeans and tops and sunglasses. Keisha the longest serving member replies "Yeah before any press turn up"

"That would be the only way to make this worse" comments Heidi.

So reluctantly the three open the door and go in. Amelle is sure she can see a smirk on the security guards face but there is little to be done but stare at him. They go through to the production area. There they are met by their minder from the record company Ms Hannah LeCourt a plumy exec who the girls cannot help but feel looks down on them although she is always professionally charming. Ms LeCourt is wearing snug white cotton trousers and a lemon sleeveless satin blouse, which flatters her slim figure, her long thick wavy red hair falls below her shoulders

"Hi girls" says Hannah "how are you today"

"Well ok so far" says Heidi without a smile.

"Listen I know it's gonna be... messy. But it will make the single fly and with it the album! We have a great director Simon over there, he did that great pie vid with Madonna" says Hannah.

"Ok, Ok" says Keisha "we have been over this and we agreed to do it"

"I know and I think it will be great! You have rehearsed?" asks Hannah

"Yeah" mutters Amelle "just not with the food"

"Well that's ok just do it with the professionalism I know you can" says Hannah

"All right. Where are our dressing rooms?" Asks Heidi.

"Right through there" Hannah points to a changing room. The three singers go off to change.

They return in stunning outfits with fresh hairdos and makeup (as pictured below); Keisha in a stunning flowing purple dress, Heidi in a pink top and snug blue skirt and Amelle in a light blue satin sleeveless top with a figure hugging purple skirt.
Without further ado the Sugababes take to the stage area. This is a simple white background with some large fake flowers in the background. The wings of the stage have tables stacked with pies, jugs, bowls and buckets.

"Ok" says Simon the director "need to try and get this in one continuous take otherwise continuity suffers badly. All the camera's are in position lights please!" Light floods the stage. "OK. Starting positions please girls." The girls strike a photogenic pose (pictured). "And action!"

As the introduction to the catchy number starts up the girls move through a slick well rehearsed dance routine. The lyrics to the first verse come over the sound system and the girls mime along to them while maintaining their dance which cleverly shows off their tremendous looks. The first verse tells of the girls desire to be messy. As the verse nears its end Amelle is in the centre and she turns her back on the camera and runs her hands up over the back of her thighs and over her fantastic bum while leaning forward slightly. Heidi and Keisha are handed identical pies, flan cases full of bright yellow custard and topped with loads of whipped cream. The first verse comes to an end with a sudden pause in the music and Amelle looks back over her shoulder at the camera and says alone "So let me have it!"

Heidi and Keisha simultaneously slap their pies on Amelle's sexy behind with a delicious wet 'Splatt', while rubbing the pies around they start singing the chorus which Amelle does not join. Heidi and Keisha are then slickly handed jugs of chocolate sauce which the proceed to pour down Amelle's back, covering her light blue top and forming rivers of chocolate over her messy bum.

A still mute Amelle turns around as Heidi is passed a jug of custard and Keisha another of the custard cream flans. Heidi carries on her mime while she pulls open the front of Amelle's skirt and slowly pours the custard down it. Keisha lets her finish before screwing the pie into the front on Amelle's hips who is maintaining a sultry look toward the camera.

Next the two assailants are handed a stacked choc pudding pie each, these they push onto Amelle's boobs and the smear down her front. Amelle licks her lips.

Heidi is passed a bucket of tomato ketupe and Keisha a big cream pie. Amelle gets the cream pie in the face and then the ketupe poured slowly over her head; this makes a huge mess of Amelle who slowly wipes her eyes and mouth.

With this all three of them break into the second verse, very similar and as catchy as the first but about how being messy only once is not enough. The girls dance routine is as lively and the messy Amelle keeps up, all of them avoiding slipping on the mess on the floor. As the verse approaches its end its Keisha who ends up in the middle of her two band mates in her flowing purple dress.

Heidi and Amelle are handed a huge 18 inch diameter whipped cream pie each. Keisha keeps her eyes fixed on the central camera and as the verse ends she stops her dance and stands hands on hips and says "So let me have it!"

Heidi and Amelle sandwich Keisha's head between their pies, such is their size that Keisha's head is enveloped in cream! Keisha continues to stand still, hands on hips while the other two mime along to the chorus and rub the pies around on her head. The crumpled paper plates are peeled off Keisha's cream plastered head by her band mates who are then passed some jugs of semolina pudding. They take turns to pull open the front of Keisha's dress and pour the sluggish white mess down it and over her large boobs.

Once the jugs are empty and her bra full Keisha turns sideways onto the camera and Heidi and Amelle get behind her. Keisha slowly lifts up her dress to reveal her hips in some matching purple panties. Meanwhile Amelle has been handed a pie made of a soft sponge flan base and stacked with lemon Angel Delight. Amelle pulls open the back of Keisha's panties and slides the pie in letting Keisha own panties squash the pie against her bottom. Heidi has been passed a similar pie but comprising chocolate Angel Delight, she rubs this pie vigorously over Keisha's bottom, mashing up the other pie in Keisha's panties in the process, the resulting mess thickly coats Keisha's behind in the most impressive way.

Keisha now turns back to the face the camera but she continues to hold her dress up. Amelle now has a jug of thick lumpy custard and she uses it to fill the front of Keisha's panties. While the purple panties hold a lot of custard a fair bit escapes to run down Keisha's thighs. Heidi is holding a chocolate cheesecake which she now screws into the front of Keisha's hips; lumpy custard explodes out of Keisha's panties down her legs. Keisha does her best to keep to the scripted sultry look for the camera but her jaw does drop open in shock at this point but the thick cream coating her face obscures this somewhat!

Keisha drops her dress down over her messy hips while her two band co-members pick up buckets of green slime; these they throw at Keisha, one hitting her torso and the other mainly in the face. The empty buckets are thrown side and the three girls start on the third verse.

The dancing continues in around the mess on the floor but skilfully the girls master the routine. The third verse is similar again but now it tells how it's terrible to be the one left clean. With complete predictably as the third verse comes to its end it's Heidi who ends up between her two messy band mates. Behind Heidi is a simple office chair with a 24 inch wide, 12 inch deep cream cake, nicely finished with pink decoration. Amelle and Keisha each put a hand on Heidi's shoulder and Heidi is left to solo the line 'So let me have it!' The messy two pull Heidi back so that she sits squarely in the huge cake which is clearly nearly all cream which spreads out over Heidi's sexy behind contrasting wonderfully with her tight dark blue skirt. Heidi professionally maintains a sexy expression for the camera as the cream plasters her behind.

Amelle and Keisha while still miming the chorus each grab a shoulder of Heidi's top and pull; the pink top rips in half and the other two pull the halves down and off Heidi's arms. Heidi is left in her matching pink lacy bra! Amella picks up a lemon meringue pie with a soft gooey meringue top; this she pushes in the face of Heidi and rubs it around ensuring her face is thickly covered. Keisha has a can of squirty cream which she uses to fill Heidi's bra cups with as much cream as she can. Both the standing girls pick up cream pies and rub them over Heidi's boobs. Next the two assailants are passed jugs of beaten eggs which they slowly pour in Heidi's lap soaking her skirt and panties, then they are passed jugs of raspberry yoghurt which they pour into Heidi's lap and it spreads and splatters off the hem of her skirt down her legs and onto her shoes.

Amelle now has a large bowl of trifle which she upends over Heidi's head and pushes it down, the mess it makes of Heidi's long blonde hair is devastating. Amelle lifts off the bowl as Keisha pours cream down Heidi's back.

Amelle and Keisha Squat down in profile next to the now equally messy Heidi and all three of them mime the final line of the song "So let me have it". With that thick streams of orange slime fall onto the heads of each of the Sugababes and continue for a good 10 seconds.

Silence falls in the room apart from the dripping of mess off the three pop stars. "Cut" says the director.

"Oh my panties" mummers Keisha.

"And my hair" adds Heidi wiping her eyes clear.

The record company minder, Hannah LeCourt steps up onto the stage looking a little anxious, she is fiddling with her long red hair.

"So are you happy Hannah" asks Heidi holding out her arms to emphasis her messy state.

"Well that was really great girls, just fantastic, it was so professional...." Hannah trails off.
"But what" says Keisha sensing that there was some bad news to impart.

"Well.... well.... it seems one of the camera cables got pulled out half way through....we may have to errr... do it again!"

"What!" exclaims Heidi standing up from her messy chair. "How did that happen?"

"Well... well... it seems I pulled it out when I tripped on it" says Hannah very quietly.

None of the Sugababes say anything or move for a moment. But then slowly Heidi picks up a deep red cherry flan. Hannah can see what is coming but seems to accept the inevitability of it. As Heidi holds out the flan Keisha adds squirty cream to it and Amelle adds a little chocolate syrup.

The flan make a nice wet 'splat' noise when Heidi pushes it in Hannah's face; red cherry fruit filling, cream and choc syrup radiate down the front of her lemon satin top. Hannah stands still in a posture of acceptance with her arms down at her sides as the pie slides down off her face.

Keisha pulls Hannah's snug white trousers down as far as her knees revealing a pair of white satin and lace panties. Keisha takes a chocolate Angel Delight Sponge from the same set that was used to mess her behind and comes up behind the static Hannah, pulls open the back of her panties and slides the sponge based pie down into the panties before letting them close.

Amelle undoes Hannah's top to reveal her white lacy bra which she proceeds to fill with strawberry yoghurt. Heidi gets a jug of the lumpy custard and fills the front of Hannah's panties till they overflow and custard runs down her thighs to soak her trousers. Keisha pours choc custard down the back of Hannah's top.

Heidi pulls Hannah's trousers up over her filled panties and does them up; choc Angel Delight oozes out over the top of the trousers as the sponge based pie in Hannah panties is crushed. Heidi leads Hannah over to the chair she was on a few moments ago. On the chair now is a huge chocolate cake. Hannah compliantly lets herself be sat in the cake; further ruining her once white trousers.

Amelle has a bucket of thick green slime, Keisha one of red slime and Heidi brown. They make sure Hannah realises what they are about to do and then slowly pour the three buckets over her head. Hannah is covered in a stripy slime pattern which drips off her slowly.

"OK Hannah we will go and get ready for the second take" says Heidi and the three messy pop stars head off to their dressing room leaving Hannah to drip mess.