okay, so i have fucking PLENTY, okay. Iike truly. if i started a podcast would yall listen? i have everyhing from cops called so many times to a chunk of mud covered hair falling out on the pole room floor while teaching....
and EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN. sincerely.
imma talk to robby.

but, my greatest tthis year and funny enough the last video I shot of the year....so I made a wetlook video where I say someones name in it. I like doing those and I dont mind releasing them. I feel they are something to use your imagination. make yourself "that person" hell, for me to get off? slap me around and call me suzie! haha! (sorry old joke) anyway.
so, im making a video for my friend, right? who i KNOW HIS NAME. i know it! ive known him. ive done work for him...i speak to him! Hes not only a producer, a customer but a friend.

TELL ME HOW ON FUCKS GREEN EARTH DID I DO A DAMN NEAR 20 MINUTE DUNKING, STRIPPING, SEXY POSING, DUNKING SOME MORE, AND THE ENTIRE TIME CALLED HIM THE WRONG FUCKING NAME???? THE ENTIRE TIIIIIIIIIIIIME.

okay lets factor in some stuff: 1. totally stressed. I was waiting on my cam man bc I wanted some really dope shots the ttripod couldnt reach 2. it was the las 2 hours I HAD to film anything for a while 3. ive been titrating off painkillers from surgery but that am? i was in some serious pain....4. i have gained some weight. I was feeling anxious about it......5. I REALLY wanted him to LOVE IT. I could have done this on a tripod but i waited on the camera man and he was LAAATE. ugh. and a smart ass about being late.

so, that? and by the time he gott here i had like 35 minutes to play and then BOOK IT OUT THE DOOR to get the spawn. so? i had a lot going on.

but how on EARTH I DID NOT REALIZE DURING THIS WHOLE TIME OF FILMING IMM SAYING THE WRONG "A" NAME IS BEYOND ME! it looks so rad! im going to shoot it again but imagine getting tthe email from your FRIEND "HEY ITS REALLY GOOD BUT THATT IS NOT MY NAME" go to wattch it and realize you done FUCKED UP (i have to edit a lot without sound if anyone ever wants to get me some headphones or ear buds that are wireless so i can walk and clean and listen!!
that will work with my roomates pc or when my new laptop gets here!)

but YEAH YALL!!! out of all the neighbors seeing me? all the questions? head to toe in mud walking down downtown evansville indiana? none of that COMPARED TO "OH MY GOD, I KNOW YOUR NAME. I AM SINCERELY, A MORON"

JEEEEEEZUS HELP ME. IN THE LORDS NAME, AMEN!!

OKAY. so, i did NOT make a long story short! what is your most embarrassing of 2021.? doesn have tto be a big crazy ordeal.....what really embarrassed you? lets keep it fun! if you had something super humiliating happent tto you that is pretty messed up to share (by how it makes you feel to share) but you wanna talk about it? girl to girl or guy tto gal? im here. ill get back to you as soon as i can! promise!

tthanks for reading! also: should i start a podcast? god. i have so many stories and everyime we fim we have more. every single time!

For a long story kept short.lol my most embarrassing thing last year was trying to explain on the spot how food was clogging my shower drain. I rent so my maintenance guy had to snake my shower and then found out that it was clogged with some food. I know I shouldn't allow food down but some just gets past in the cleanup.

i have a cure for that bc that is hilarious just a few years ago? i had to tell them the same tthing bc after a giant bunch of clay shoots? my shower had GNATS coming out of the drain! I did bleach, i did draino....but it wasnt clogged but GNATS. oh my god i was mortified. i ws NOT mortified to tell the guy...bc his reaction was cool as a fan> i was more moritified thatt fucking disgusting GNATS were in my big shower! ugh!!! gross!! so? he suggested this stuff that is all natural. you can literally drink it. wouldnt recommend on account of TASTE but its that safe. it breaks down all that stuff. with bacterias of its own or enzymes or whatever. okay. so i got this stuff they only make here. OH MY WORD. worked like a charm! well, the price per botttle went up to 55 dollars so i went on amazon to look. they had more of it for much cheaper. now. just make sure to read on it and read the reviews and in this case? the name brand and spending a little more per gallon? is worth it. it keeps you from having anything snaked in your pipes! I think i found a gallon for 24 bucks and you only have to use like 3 capfuls once a month. for me? he said once a week when im filming a lot. totally worth it!

anyway! hhhahahahahah! thanks for sharing. oh my god if he would have actually snaked my drains? he would have found 8 kinds of hair and SO MUCH CLAY. and SO MUCH FOOD. oh my god.

that is too funny!!! sorry but its funny he saw it!!! lol !!!

okay so go to amazon and find enzyme pipe cleaner and make sure it ttakes care of hair and everything. dont be afraid to spend the extra 5 dollars on a better brand. this is one thing that you dont need to cut corners on and you will be happy you didnt! highly suggest it in toilets too for anyone flushing mess!!! it will keep them pipes to your septic tank clear! i know here in kentucky? you fuck up your septic pipes or get a serious clog? they have to DIG UP YOUR ENTIRE YARD AND IT COSTS THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS.

i saw it happen to a family member who thought that you could flush baby wipes bc they said "flushable" NO BABY WIPE IS FLUSHABLE EVER. NEITHER ARE PAPER TOWELS!

okay there is my advice and im cracking up typing this to you. sorry im just imagining the look on yours an his face snaking that out!!!

oh my god!!! hahahaha thanks for sharing!!! that is mortifying!!!! im sorry im laughing so hard! not cool!

Not really embarrassing, but definitely what I'd consider to be a "durrrrp" scenario. I was getting messy, filming with two cameras...and I decide I wanted to snap some pictures. So I pick up my digital camera, and start snapping pictures thinking it'll be okay if it gets a little cake batter on it...it wasn't okay, so now my camera no longer takes pictures unless you pound on the shutter button super hard...still records though...it's at least 10 years old, and it's a cheap level sony...I probably paid $100 for it...but still, sucks. Now I have to rely on my iPod for taking pictures when I go out to conventions, and it's pretty good, but honestly I think the digital camera took better pictures.

It was so embarrassing but I came up with I ran into the bathroom the throw up and I wasn't making it to lift the toilet seat so I just threw up in the shower. He didn't ask any more questions.lol. I know gross but it was a good cover

THIS! A million times this! Even here and connected to mains sewerage, the water companies are always trying to get people not to flush wipes, because they pile up and form "wipebergs" that block the pipes and cause sewage floods, especially if people also pour fat down drains.

And now I want to shoot a public information film with you, in overalls and boots of course, waist deep in clean water in one of our rivers, explaining to people why it's important not to pollute their pipes with wipes. And perhaps another one in the same outfit in cooking oil, explaining the evils of flushing fat down drains.

oh man i got the BUSINESS years ago when i was cleaning off a cast iron skillet. very thin layer of fat....i was running hot water over it to break it up and got lazy and just let it run down the drain! i got TOLD OFF!!! hahhahaha! to which, the internet wasnt like it isTODAY but i was abe to get on there and phone a friend and ask about a little bacon fat going down the drain.

i went and bought some draino right after and did some sequences with it!

i love the video idea too!!! hah! love it!

i need to have more rainwear stuff in my store. i like doing it!

YES PLEASE!!! Do a podcast!!!!!! Mainly because I would love hearing the stories. But also, podcasts are how I sleep at night and I have gone through 3 different series twice that have over 200 episodes with each being 2 hours minimum. I need some new sleep material.

OMG, now I'm curious who's name you Freudian slipped.

OOH, I have a couple ideas on who it is

You would not sleep through this woman doing a podcast

swear to god i was about to say that.
you will laugh. you will cry. you will consider jumping off a cliff. you wont sleep.

Would love to hear a podcast from Jayce.

Would be a lot of fun methinks.

haha. another awesomely stupid thing i did the other day....man i could do this all day if i just kept going backwards.

so, i had beeen making christmas treats dipped in almond bark. it stays pretty and thick and awesome even when it has cooled off a little but i really wanted to play with it with some face dipping and pouring. even make it warmer (i heat it in a glass bowl over boiling water)

so i did! it was just so damn yummy. beautiful white....and the smoothest texture, so coating! so i decided to take a bowl of it and make a little vid using it to begin with. doing some dipping myself and then pour it.

well. its fucking almond bark. it hardens on stuff, right? okay. well. I was doing this in my tile shower with no tarps. im in the middle of doing it and i realize that the chocolate is piled up on the shower floor just HARD AS A ROCK!!!

i also realize any of it on the walls or my boots? solid! lol. ! it poured and coated beautifully. as soon as it hit that tile? hard! stuck to it!
oh man i had to turn that shower on as hot as it could go and let it run over it and scrape as hard as i could whilst suffering burnage on my back from the hot water pounding on me!

was it worth it? yes! oh my god!!! i want to get attleast 4 big glass bowls, atleast 20 or 25 things of the bark (they have chocolate and vanilla flavored) and do a whoooooollllle body coverage scene in it!! bc the coverage was like nothing i had felt! it was incredible! the white was just incredible! i want to pour it all in a bucket and head dunk and dip into it! then pour it all over maybe onto a heated blanket under a tarp! keep it nice and smooth! man it is amazing!

by tthe way. i made chocolate covered grapes, pomegranate bark, white covered nuttter butters decorated as snowmen, sugary coated bark, peanut butter filled pretzels dipped in both flavors, with sugary sprinkles, oh man, we went bananas covering everything BUT bananas with this stuff! we covered red velvet cookies in vanilla almond bark! hence: why jayce looks about 8 pounds heavier now.....and in the third person. hah!

Ooooooooh, yeeeeeeees please!

HAHAHA, I knew where this was going. Also, this made me think of that "magic shell" chocolate syrup you'd get for ice cream. Now I'm imagining you getting turned into a statue in your shower and being like "HALP"!!!