Out of all the models who have appeared on the umd and the Internet over the years...

Who's the most likely to start a pie fight?
Who's the most likely to get hit with the first pie?
Who's the most likely to be a bystander to be hit with a pie?
And who's the most likely to be hit with a lot of pies at the end?

I think Jayce would start a pie fight.
I think CreamMeAgain would take the first pie.
I think Mrs Bee and or OG Messygirl would be the one who get hit with a lot of pies at the end.

But that's just my opinion and I might be over looking some one else.

P.S. See I can make a post with out using the words wonderful or fantastic in it... Wait a minute.

Who's the most likely to start a pie fight? Jayce
Who's the most likely to get hit with the first pie? Larzstord
Who's the most likely to be a bystander to be hit with a pie? Kat from Boldfriends
And who's the most likely to be hit with a lot of pies at the end? Brattyshortcakes

Most likely to start a pie fight Ted The Menace
First to be hit Bri bsmessybakery
Piestander to be hit Ted The Menace When bri gets revenge
Person hit with most pies Bri bsmessybakery
Person that would looklike a pie by the end Bri bsmessybakery

Who's the most likely to start a pie fight? Darla
Who's the most likely to get hit with the first pie? Creammeagain
Who's the most likely to be a bystander to be hit with a pie? Larzstord
And who's the most likely to be hit with a lot of pies at the end? ALLL OF THEM

Who's most likely to start a pie fight? Lilly (The Man & The Wife)

Who's most likely to be the first hit by a pie? Penelope (Messy Girl)

Who's most likely to be hit with the most pies, by the end? Tie -- Jayce, Zoey (The Man & The Wife), and Zoey (Messy Girl)

There will be NO bystanders; all ladies in the room are participating.

Who's the most likely to start a pie fight?
Kymberly Jane

Who's the most likely to get hit with the first pie?
Zeta from Casewam

Who's the most likely to be a bystander to be hit with a pie?
Mia from MostWam

And who's the most likely to be hit with a lot of pies at the end?
Daisy (she does many videos with Larzstord, and some with Darla, Messy Hot, Wam Artistry, etc.)

Honestly, I love this messy thought exercise! Here are my picks:

1. Starts a pie fight: Alison from "Wamma Lama Pie"
2. Hit with the first pie: CreamMeAgain (and I love that I'm not the only person who thought that)
3. Innocent bystander who gets pied: Lili Marlene (while trying to enjoy her cigar of course)
4. Pied a lot for the grand finale: Blondie from "Piefight Girls"

Included as some pics, especially useful for some of my more obscure and/or old school choices.

I consider myself so lucky to have been the one that pied CreamMeAgain in that picture, and agree she gets the first pie!

It's a damn good pie hit, Coach. Bravo!

Nice choices! I'm drawing a blank on Lili Marlene but she looks great. What producer did she work for, or was she her own producer?

She is primarily a smoking fetish model but did two pie/cigar customs for me. The link to her site is here (some preview clips can be found there, too):

https://www.clips4sale.com/studio/109466/lily-marlene-fetish-fantasies/Cat25-WET-and-MESSY/Page1/C4SSort-recommended/Limit24

I think she did a great job with both of them, especially given it was her first time.

I have the Lily Marlene 20 pies. It's pretty good.

Well played, cmfan777! Lili Marlene appears to have been a great choice to have do these customs!
I assume you commissioned the Jayce cigar/pie video where she's seeking a sweet complement to the savory, salty flavor of her cigar? (And maybe other Jayce cigar/pie videos as well? I think I only know of one other.)

Yes, you are correct. If it has pies and cigars, I probably commissioned it.

Some of these answers are definitely interchangeable but...

Who's the most likely to start a pie fight?
Persia Monir (Persia's Palace)

Who's the most likely to get hit with the first pie?
CreamMeAgain

Who's the most likely to be a bystander to be hit with a pie?
Penelope (Messygirl)

And who's the most likely to be hit with a lot of pies at the end?
Jayce