Messy Heaven: Seeing nude hot girl absolutely destroyed and humiliated in cold savory slop as a forfeit of some kind. She knows there was a way to avoid the mess but its too late now and she has to accept her fate. Possibly she begs not to have to do it, and theres many people seeing the whole thing.
Messy Hell: Same scene but filmed in shitty lighting with poor camera angles with people mumbling in the background and a bunch of poor editing so we see the model sitting there while a stagehand grabs the next bucket or something. This way we know what would have been a great scene is ruined. The nudity is filmed in a such a way that we can't see the good bits and the messes are applied in a wasteful suboptimal way. They leave in parts where the director gives the model directions so it kills the suspension of disbelief. The final download is over 1GB and 30 minutes long, despite only have about 8 minutes of the model getting messy.
Heaven: A dozen fun, up for it young women, all who have enthusiastically chosen to be there, mostly wearing close-fitting boilersuits and wellies but a few of them in overalls, t-shirts, and wellies, taking turns to carefully and totally destroy each other with mess, so first one girl submits, and gets totally messed up while all the others stay spotlessly clean, and then the second takes her turn, and so on. The location is warm enough that the messy girls are happy to remain and assist with the demolition of their clean sisters, and gradually, carefully, and filmed in exquisite detail by competent camera operators, each one is reduced to messy ruin. Once they are all messy, they all slide into a giant pool of mess and continue to play for a while, before eventually they get fire-hosed clean, one by one, and then retire to a second pool of warm, clean water, with recliners placed so they can lie in it, heads and shoulders out of the water, rest of them submerged. The scene fades with all of them, still fully dressed, relaxing in the warm wetness while a uniformed waitress, herself soaking wet, serves them drinks and chocolates.
Hell: Any scene badly filmed where the money shots are missed, the camera shakes like a small boat in a storm, the lighting is by UltraDark, Inc, and any scene at all where the participants are obviously hating the whole thing.
Messy heaven? Been there and done it! Two sexy girls, Sally and bernadette from an escirt agency, both were enthusiastic and up for a laugh and a bit of wam. One dressed as a French maid and the other in skin tight shiny trousers, thigh boots and a short leather jacket, and both were absolutely plastered with about 50 pies!
Heaven: complete coverup in black oil or grease, good mud, mummification bondage...and confetti coverup!
hell: cancellation of the shoot within 24hrs before start and everything is already set up... or 'but nothing on my eyes' or bringing annoying whiners to the set, who interrupt the filming in a sudden decision to 'rescue' the model
Bliss: my wife, a few pies, a couple cans of spray whipped cream, some pudding and our bed. Her cute ads sitting in at least one of those pies as she's covered in mess. If it were ever possible, a certain Alexa (of the Bliss varity) would be great
Pure HELL: ANYTHING savory, particularly beans, peas or pastas.
Heaven: To see my six foot tall, dark-skinned, 90 pound, life-sized doll come to life and we get messy together. Either that or one of my one-foot tall figurines grows to full height and we get messy together. (see photos)
Hell: Seeing any poor quality video. Examples that drive me nuts. Girl in shower getting messed up, but there is a window behind her and lots of glare turns her into a dark blur. Girl in bikini getting royally messed up, but camera is mounted on a tripod and only shows her head. Any small or blurry video shot on crappy equipment. Most phones will do a much better job of shooting video. Girl is clearly not enjoying it. It's different when they pretend not to enjoy it, with pouts and sad eyes, but when they really really don't want to be there it is off-putting.
Heaven: Finding some nice muddy/clay area with wifey (if she were into WAM) or any cute chick for muddy foreplay, which then turns into crazy muddy sex.
Hell: The fact that if the above scenario came true, I'd probably last all of 4.3 seconds.
Mine refer to types of WAM videos seen on YouTube and this site.
Heaven: A young, attractive lady in her 20s (basically similar to my age, which is 26) gets pummelled by varied food and slime and doesn't clear her face (maybe letting some it into her mouth), so that the layers stack up, and she visually enjoys all of it because she actually loves WAM and isn't just doing it because she's being paid to do it.
Hell: A bad, unnecessarily over-sexualised porn actress screams when the food/gunge hits her and tries to avoid it, or lets it pile up on her hair and down her back so it's out of view, or repeatedly clears her face and does that stupid "Why are you doing this to me" gesture with her hands (I hate that). And to top it all off, it's immediately washed away by water.
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