What's the worst substance you've ever used to WAM with, and why?
I'm sure everyone has their own "Kryptonite" here, but I'm interested as to how off the scale people have went, and why they've regretted it or maybe liked it.
Was it an issue about clean up, stench, did it make you nauseous?
Slime with flour instead of cake batter. BIG mistake, and I now know, a rookie mistake. Took me an hour to pick the little balls of flour out of my hair and my hair is short!
We have a couple of things that are now completely off limits. When I first told my wife about my "interests", we were very early on in our relationship. We'd been best friends for a while before that, so telling her what I liked was really quite easy. As she was very shy and modest at first, I took a chance and bought her some sexy thong underwear to wear for me on date nights and a few pairs of cheeky style "boyshorts" (think cheerleader, but more ass showing). Now, on to the substances she refuses to ever use again. We'd only been dating a few months and she came over to watch WWE SummerSlam with me. She was super generous with the snacks and genuinely excited to see The Undertaker and John Cena. During a match she found boring, she turned over on her stomach and I see a glimpse of that thong I mentioned earlier. So, I take a good size scoop of nacho cheese dip on my chip and "accidentally" spill almost all of it right over the exposed skin of her ass. Needless to say, for a girl with very sensitive skin, this was a terrible idea. It burned her skin and ruined the mood in a blink. Nothing she needed medical care for, but it was enough to scare her off wam for a while.
We stuck to cold and sweet for a while until one night it was her turn to choose the movie. At the time, I had a very nosy roommate and I knew if we wanted to mess, I'd have to be discreet as to not give away what we're up to. I took 4 raw eggs out of my section of the fridge and went back to my room. I thought my roommate was going to leave to go on his own date, so I put two eggs in the back of her underwear and one in the front. I then put the 4th one in my pants, over my manhood and we started to spoon up and cuddle. She was nervous about it, but soon started grinding her hips back into me more and more. The first egg to break was, shockingly, the one in MY pants. I LOVED IT. A few minutes later, the eggs on her butt give way and fill her undies with egg. I reach around her body and crushed the one in the front of her body. It was great, until it wasn't. A few minutes later, we realized that my roommate was not leaving as soon as we thought. After close to an hour of us sitting in egg, she hated it and almost hated me.
We don't use either of those anymore. She does love pudding in her undies though and we do that semi often, of course, we're in our own place now and 15 years later still as in love as the first time.
SnakeEyes said: We have a couple of things that are now completely off limits. When I first told my wife about my "interests", we were very early on in our relationship. We'd been best friends for a while before that, so telling her what I liked was really quite easy. As she was very shy and modest at first, I took a chance and bought her some sexy thong underwear to wear for me on date nights and a few pairs of cheeky style "boyshorts" (think cheerleader, but more ass showing). Now, on to the substances she refuses to ever use again. We'd only been dating a few months and she came over to watch WWE SummerSlam with me. She was super generous with the snacks and genuinely excited to see The Undertaker and John Cena. During a match she found boring, she turned over on her stomach and I see a glimpse of that thong I mentioned earlier. So, I take a good size scoop of nacho cheese dip on my chip and "accidentally" spill almost all of it right over the exposed skin of her ass. Needless to say, for a girl with very sensitive skin, this was a terrible idea. It burned her skin and ruined the mood in a blink. Nothing she needed medical care for, but it was enough to scare her off wam for a while.
We stuck to cold and sweet for a while until one night it was her turn to choose the movie. At the time, I had a very nosy roommate and I knew if we wanted to mess, I'd have to be discreet as to not give away what we're up to. I took 4 raw eggs out of my section of the fridge and went back to my room. I thought my roommate was going to leave to go on his own date, so I put two eggs in the back of her underwear and one in the front. I then put the 4th one in my pants, over my manhood and we started to spoon up and cuddle. She was nervous about it, but soon started grinding her hips back into me more and more. The first egg to break was, shockingly, the one in MY pants. I LOVED IT. A few minutes later, the eggs on her butt give way and fill her undies with egg. I reach around her body and crushed the one in the front of her body. It was great, until it wasn't. A few minutes later, we realized that my roommate was not leaving as soon as we thought. After close to an hour of us sitting in egg, she hated it and almost hated me.
We don't use either of those anymore. She does love pudding in her undies though and we do that semi often, of course, we're in our own place now and 15 years later still as in love as the first time.
I gotta say I LOVE The egg idea and without a roommate we might be able to pull it off, if she's comfortable with eggs down there.
RyKahn610 said: Slime with flour instead of cake batter. BIG mistake, and I now know, a rookie mistake. Took me an hour to pick the little balls of flour out of my hair and my hair is short!
Pancake batter, hands down. Unbelievable. Took well over two hours to deal with the clumping on individual body hairs. Never, ever again.
I'm pretty hard core with my messes. I enjoy grease, liquid latex, dyes (leather dye is great fun), and things that leave a smell, as part of the humiliation aspect is being left with a memory. (and I'm happy to hear more suggestions here!) I've used flour and water in a BDSM context when I want to leave someone with a hassle to clean up, so I know it's a nightmare on hair.
was my nightmare. It went on and immediately started burning. Then, I couldn't get it off, and it stuck to everything I touched. It was a painful mess.
I have used and liked most of what I have had poured over me, I never use anything thats not safe like DIY compounds or anything spicy.
I think probably the worst was soy sauce cause its just pure salty taste and its rank. I can remember using that lame squirty cream and smelling that sicky creamy smell for ages after in my hair. ISmelt like baby sick I have never had any nightmares with flour especially as I have "problem" hair although molasses and bran in it felt bad but it washed out ok
Definitely anything flour based - once made up a sort of mud-textured paste using flour and cocoa powder. Felt amazing at the time but took ages to clean (both from my skin and hair, and also from around the house where it dried in like little splodges of concrete).
And yeah - whipped cream - once pied myself with some whipped cream and custard pies. Felt amazing but I couldn't get the smell of rancid cream out of my nostrils for days afterwards, no matter how many times I flushed my nose. Kinda put me off pies, actually [sad face].
Seriously?!? Lord fuck, man! I don't even like using that on the stuff its _supposed_ to go on. Yowza.
I'll submit 2: Back in the days of young, horny & stupid, a special friend and I thought we'd go find a private area for a little evening stomping and slopping around - turned out to be the runoff bog for an old, overflowing septic tank bed. We're used to bogs and ditches getting pretty funky and slimy anyway, but we fortunately figured out what we were into before things got sexi, thank god.
The other was another wam gf of mine who waded through a large vat of waist-deep fish guts on a dare. It had been awaiting collection for a few days, so it stank to high fucking heaven and clung to her body for days. Other than that, she wasn't too put off - seems it was on her bucket list anyway (Bless her filthy mind).
I won't use anything savoury (beans, soup, sauces), especially not if there's cheese in it. I don't fancy using porridge as a wam substance either. Prefer to eat it. I've also been warmed about flour and water, particularly as I have a beard. It would take forever to wash out. I'd also avoid using skooshy cream for reasons already mentioned. Although, it's not so bad if you're just having a quick session, or using it near the end of a session, though I would advise spraying it on a plate and then using it almost immediately.
While I really loved the consistency of it, flour and warm water really took forever to clean up. Once in my underwear as a teenager and another time in running tights more recently (I guess I didn't learn the first time!). It really feels great, but it is just impossible to get out!
I once spoiled an otherwise good session by using an experimental batter made with cornmeal. Unlike other flours, this is like sand even when mixed and quickly caused itching. Luckily was able to wash off before it caused any serious issues.
As a young teenager, I only knew that soaps and detergents were slippery and could be made into a pasty texture. So I took some laundry detergent powder and mixed it with powdered bathtub cleanser, with enough water to make a paste. What I didn't realize was that I was producing chloramines - basically toxic chlorine gas. Combining the substance with water produces hydrochloric acid! Breathing the fumes can eventually lead to death. After becoming dizzy a couple of times, I realized that I should never mix these substances again, and turned to foods as sources for 'slippery' sensation. But one of the first was white flour and water, and we all know how THAT went!
For all you guys and gals that want to use flour and water I have a little tip, cover your hair with cheap hair conditioner first, grease it up good and the balls won't stick.