Always check your wellies don't leak before you go outside with them full of custard, makes for awkward conversation when your neighbour asks you, what's on your foot? and you turn around to find a trail of custard splashes running through the hallway of your building!!
Didn't dare move when she saw me encase my wellies squelched, don't think the bulge in my jeans helped the situation either!!
I'd like to think that I'd smile and just say 'it's custard. My wellie must be leaking', as if it's the most normal thing in the world and then squelch off down the street, leaving your neighbour speechless
would love to be that bold, just said I must have spilt something on it, and wiped it off, then just stood there chatting about where she was going, I think the conversation went weird because I didn't move, just stood there so she thought I wanted to stay and chat, I live in a flat, so this was indoors, in a communal hallway, so the squelching is louder and defiantly audible.
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