Hey folks!
Trying out a skit with some *actual* audience interaction..... with the setup being that the lovely Valerie is a huge hit in the wake of her debut volume (so, real life imitating art).... And now she's fielding a lot of "fan mail" and answering questions.
Eventually, as we all know, the questions will lead her into saying or doing things that cause her to get hit with pies... or slimed... or caked.... and I probably WILL script those (fake) questions. But I thought it would also be fun for her to field some genuine queries from you guys!

So submit a question (not necessarily mess-related) and I'll pick the best ones to work into the skit! (Nothing asking for personal info, of course.) You're also welcome to submit a "mess-leading" question too.... Heck, if I get enough of those, I won't even need to write the skit myself!!

For those who are unfamiliar with Val, she is a genuinely lovely ball of energy and fun!

Val, what is the sensation of being a hot and sexy woman getting a lot of pies? It's funny? Strange? Exciting? And which pie it was better to taste in your face?

Rich, do you have any preview of when she might return? I think we all are looking forward for her next scenes with you

Great idea!

For intro questions, anything lightly silly and teasing - who is your favourite celebrity crush? What's your funniest romantic fail (that you're willing to share)? What's your favourite chat-up line, to say or receive?

Not that you need any help with scripting, but since the offer's there, could be some fun with either truth or dare options - answer a more revealing or embarrassing question, or take a pie/slime/cake.

Or just good old-vanished slapstick, "What's your favourite flavour of pie/cake? Here why don't you try a few samples..." "What's your favourite colour of slime? Here, why don't you try a few samples..." Etc.

I like this concept, so here are a few questions...

What does your significant other think about you getting pied and slimed in these videos?

Which do you like more, french toast, waffles or pancakes?

How long should you date someone before you fart in front of them?

To what extent can existential meaning be considered objective rather than a product of subjective human interpretation within the framework of existentialist and phenomenological thought?

What type of pie she prefer to get messy.. cool whip , marshmallow fluff (maybe), shaving, frosting?

Aside the face, what other part of her body did she most enjoyed get pied?

What was your first thought when you were initially asked to be in a Slapstick video?

Would you ever go nude?

What is a messy experience you haven't had yet that you would like to have?

And finally, can you look to your left?

What was your first reaction when you were told what Rich plans to do to you during your first shoot?

What was the messiest you had ever been in your life before shooting with SlapstickStuff?

Did you watch Nickelodeon growing up? What did you think of the green slime on Nickelodeon?

Were you surprised to find out how many guys like watching pretty girls getting messy?




This is a great idea for a video, Rich! You should do this with all your models going forward.

This!

What are your favorite pastry to enjoy?

What is your favorite pie/cake toppings/fillings?

Does Rich still own the Afro wig; blink twice for yes.

Valerie, in your sexiest voice could you repeat "Can I have a pie?"

If you had to have a tit-for-tat piefight with a female celebrity, who would you pick and why?

Have you ever been covered in love before? Just close your eyes and gaze up slowly. (Chocolate slime)

Why don't you use the very thick glow pies alot? Or glop bowls anymore? I like those alot

When you first learned about the WAM fetish did you do any research/browsing to understand what it was all about? If so, where did you look?

What are your four favorite movies of all time?

1. Is Rich going to pie you now?

2. Would you rather be pied, caked, or slimed?

3. What is Death Cab's best album and why is it Plans?

4. What was your cumulative GPA in underwater basket weaving?

5. How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

6. Prince. Discuss.

Question: "Do you like Chocolate Cake?"
Valerie: "Oh, not really?"
Follow up question: "Then why do you have it all over your face?"
(gets chocolate cake smeared all over her face)

I dunno just a bit. You're still one of the best, Rich!

What caused the Bronze Age collapse?
Is consciousness a biological function?
Who is the greatest third baseman of all time?
Beatles or Stones?

Now that's a keep cut from the B roll footage! Always loved that there was a Death Cab poster in Rich's 'green room'

"Has shooting for Slapstick Stuff changed how you feel about desserts?"

Some quick ideas.

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How do you prepare to get a pie in the face? [pies as she tries to answer]



Q: Do you have a preferred flavor of pie?
Val: Banana
*Gets his with a blueberry cream pie*
Val: I said banana!
*Gets his with a banana cream pie*
(can be dragged with multiple types and misdirects)



Valerie, everyone says you're the queen of messy comedy. Is that a reputation you're proud of or do you think people exaggerate how often you end up covered in stuff?

[trying to say something and gets covered]



Valerie, do you ever get cast in roles where you don't end up humiliated?

Valerie: Of course! I'm a versatile actor.

splat she gets hit with a pie

Host: Can you demonstrate?

embarrassed she tries...



Fan question: How many pies have you taken in your career?

Valerie: I don't keep count... 67?

she gets pied

Valerie: 68, 69



Fan: What advice would you give actors who want to avoid becoming the designated pie target?

Valerie: Well clearly you should... [pie] you should [pie] you.... should.... [happy, and pie... sadly admits ] I don't know [slime?]



- Fan mail actually being pies.

- I would personally enjoy more if she thinks it's a clean Q&A and she gets frustrated as everything leads to a messy occurrence. even getting a box from a fan that says "definitely not a pie"

- suggesting that a pie was a one time thing or a mistake, and then the mistake keeps happening.

- she finds out she was getting paid with pies. getting a few then contemplating that she still wants to get paid so reluctantly gets hit a few more times. then she got a bonus check

Were you at all prepared for the shear amount of mess in these videos?

Ask her if she wears big mens white tube socks, and what kind of socks are most of the socks in her sock drawer

I'd like to know if you'd be willing to press your face against different cakes, and if you have any expectations for your creations? If so, what are they? Thank you.

Here are a couple:

How does it feel getting all glammed up, knowing your hair and makeup is about to be ruined with pie?

Is it more fun to be pied by the producer, or to put a pie in his face?


Looking forward to the scene!

Hey! These are all great questions. Not sure I can use them all.... More than likely, I'll have a lot of "genuine" questions first, and then the "mess setup" questions during the messy part, but I might throw in a few more genuine ones later as well.

Also, I'll probably "combine" a few questions that are similar in nature just to make things simpler. And I plan to have her doing some cool interesting posing while she answers the genuine ones, to make it more visually engaging. (She does some very cool dancer poses that don't really fit into a skit format but would be great to see!)

How do you feel / think about when going through a bakery or in the baking isle at the grocery store?

What goes through your mind d when your being coveted in sweets?