Everytime I see Mary Elizabeth Winstead in Fargo, I can't help but think of Phoebe in her last video.

Phoebe was actually hot, though.

Exactly

MEW ... I mean ... does she cut her own hair?

Let me be clear folks - I think Phoebe is gorgeous, DEFINITELY moreso than MEW. Hell, back in 1998, when I was at the public library and I googled "pie in the face" (and discovered that I was not alone in my fetish) I came across Phoebe's site before any other. I made sure to get a PC and Internet in my home within the next few days.

So I consider Phoebe to be my "first". lol You never forget your first.

People shit on her, but all I know is she is hot and got me started on all this. And I have no regrets.

Phoebe is hot, I am in total agreement. But I don't really believe any of you would be kicking this woman out of bed...

Nope. No indie hipster mouseburgers for the Regemeister. Back to the Brooklyn beta males for you, MEW!

I find it hilarious that Regis is so fond of the term mouseburger, which was coined and popularized by Helen Gurley Brown. Who's she? The woman responsible for what the magazine Cosmopolitan is like today (before she was its editor, a job she held
for 32 years, Cosmo was actually a literary magazine.)

And yes, Reeginator, I'm sure you'll find this HGB pic
sexier than any of the MEWs above.... even though Helen did classify herself as a
Mouseburger.

HGB is no Bea (or RBG), but she'll do.

HGB FTW

In the photo above, she's already got the champagne out to celebrate her victory...