OK you lovely, messy people - make a date in your diaries to get extremely messy!!!!!

I have provisionally booked Townhouse International Birkenhead for my next sploshing event, on the 8TH JULY 2018!!!!
For those of you who have not attended one of my events before, THI is a wonderful club near Birkenhead, Merseyside. It is a Swingers/Fetish club of the highest calibre - a clean and safe environment where I have been a member for many years......You can check out their website here: http://townhouseswingers.co.uk/about-us.
We will have sole use of the venue on the day, so you will not see any swinging or fetish activity other than our own.....nor will anyone else be watching!

The basic outline of my plan is to basically pie each other to death lol!!! Try different delivery methods, different substances, and to see how many pies can be thrown in a minute.....All very loose and improvised. Dress in whatever you feel comfortable in - maybe get trashed in your best suit/dress, or just wear your favourite baggy t-shirt & jeans, all I will say is NO NUDITY OR BUDGIE SMUGGLERS lol!!!

The event is open to EVERYONE, regardless of orientation/gender...(but a few ladies would be nice to even out the numbers )

If you are interested, please PM me here.

**NB I am on holiday from 26th April - 10th May, after which I will make another post about cost, payment details & other stuff. It'll probably be a similar price as last year (£30 pp), depending on the venue hire cost. This is just a heads up so you can check your diaries.....

I look forward to pie-ing you all later......

Jo xxx

Heads up folks - back off hols and now making preparations !!! I will be PM-ing interested parties about payment details and such.....any ideas and input welcomed

Pie y'all later xxx

Hello

May well be obvious question but is it pies only? Any gunge involved?

Yes Matt - there will be gunge as well (possibly a rudimentary gunge tank too, depending who comes!)

I'm really looking forward to this. It's a great venue and Jo is a fabulous host. If you're thinking of coming along, please do as the more enthusiastic people playing, the better it will be.

I'll be driving down from the north east for the day. It's worth the distance and time!

Gawd bless you, Sir......xxxx

Great - looking forward to it.

Just to reiterate or if you missed my revious posts......

This event will be £30 pp, payable in advance. Please e-mail me for details (jojolawton@hotmail.co.uk). The club has a £10 locker deposit, which is refundable/comes off your bar tab. Excellent changing room and shower facilities.....

The More The Messier!!!!!

I must get round to e-mailing you!

Here's hoping the weather will be warmer than it was last September! It was certainly chilly once the gunge got poured!

Mind you, it should be warmer in July!

I'm not into being pied but I don't mind pieing others.
I love being given a messy shampoo - Do you think there may be a chance of that happening? Lol

Given that Jo has said that gunge will be available, I should have thought there's a good chance!

Oh yes!!! There will be gunge!!! And pie throwers more than welcome

Just paid my money! Looking forward to being a pie target!

Out of interest, how do you plan on making the pies? Hopefully with a nice crust.

I'm trying to decide what to wear now! Any requests?

Well I know it's a fet of mine anyway but I always prefer tights for wamming. (That's partly what got me into it in the first place.)

You can lift your skirt and splat pies on the front or back and fill them up with gunge and slop (especially if you've got several pairs on - I do that without panties for the nicest feel against the skin as all the gloop sinks down and the different layers slide about over each other as you move about - feels amazing! )

The whole point is to try different kinds of pie - crust, paper plate, foam, foam&gunge, angel delight etc.....anything goes. what I will say is that we WON'T be using any dairy produce - hot weather & cream = one hell of a stink!!! You'll all be stinking of cream for weeks lol!

As for dress - wear whatever's comfortable!!!

Really hope I can make it to this! So relieved it's dairy free - I had some of my most awkward conversations ever based on stinky post splosh cream smell. Squit cream in particular is rubbish - liquid in seconds, stinks for weeks! !!

Sorry if I've missed this info...what are start and end times please??

Supplies are in the process of being bought, games are being planned.........All I need now is money to pay for it all .....Still places available if you fancy some messy fun in the North West

I'm still really looking forward to this! Though I admit to becoming a tad nervous. It'll still be fabulous.

Awww, why should you feel nervous *MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

I know that laugh! "She's behind you!" SPLAT! LoL!

Sooo desperate to come to this. Really hope I can make it!

With just over a week to go, I need to give a friendly reminder about payment for those wanting to attend. To cover the venue hire, cost of supplies, gazebo etc & to cover possible no-shows on the day, I need payment before the event takes place.

Please drop me an e-mail at jojolawton@hotmail.co.uk and I will send you details how to pay.

I really hope a few more of you lovely people will be able to make it.......the last couple of events have been a blast (as others will testify). The weather is gonna be perfect for pie chucking, gunge slinging, buckets of water.......It's better than the footy....honest!!!

Bloody hell. Tale as old as time. Looks like I'm gonna be working...damn. gonna try everything I can to get there!!

I would love to attend but i'm a Formula 1 fan and the event clashes with the British GP!! Maybe next year.

Yes the weather looks set to be ideal. Talk about one extreme to the other - last year we were freezing. This year we'll be having to avoid sunstroke if this weather keeps up!

As you say - ideal for pie chucking and gunge slinging etc.

See you soon!

Ok...doing EVERYTHING I can to get to this!!!
Really tricky with work but will jet u know asap jojo if I can get there. Weather great

Sorry to keep on - but I MUST have payments by Friday.....**PLEASE NOTE** you cannot just turn up on the day with your £30.....I need to have some idea of who you are before you can attend - cannot take the risk of sock puppets turning up and leaking stories to the press. The club is a great, friendly place - everyone is welcome

Out of 20 or so who have expressed an interest, only 5 have actually paid.....c'mon guys!

Dear Jojo...thank you so much for organising. I guess I will know for sure if I can be there by Friday so will pay up! It's really not the money - I agree with Andy that it's a steal...just tough with work/home

If it continues to be this nice, I probably won't be wearing a great deal!

I'm interested to know who else is definitely coming, looking forward to meeting / seeing you all again!