when the lady model just looks bored, or is unwilling to do full coverage or does the bare minimum for the most gain (my ex did this in our attempts) Rude unprofessional model (again my ex)

Tattoos. I just HATE them

Like many others, a weakly placed pie is totally wasted, especially if the thrower is just holding the edge of the pie and barely covers the target.

The colour of the gunge/slime

Green - Yellow ---YES

Red - Orange --NO

As I have a PVC clothing fetish, I hate it when one person wears PVC and the other doesn't and then the person not wearing PVC goes in the gunge tank. Or even worse for me is when the victim is wearing PVC but then strips naked before getting in the gunge tank.

Most have already been said but for me scenes filmed or still images in a bathroom with the toilet in view just puts me off.

Doesn't ruin it but producers gotta stop including portrait video on landscape edits.... Edit that shit seperately... I enjoy my videos on my phone and the portrait-in-landscape is my modern gripe...

The things that kinda ruin a scene for me are.

1. Background music being to loud and continuing throughout the scene. It drowns out the sounds the mess makes and that of the modle. This has killed a lot of what would have been awesome scenes for me.

2. Covering the model's face right off the bat. I personally think that should happen at the middle or towards the end.

3. Depending on the scene, having the modle start out nude. I think that should come later in the scene.

As so very often, I agree with FreddyBlatt and his take on WAM.

If the model clearly isn't enjoying themselves, I prefer pretend humiliation over genuine humiliation. Other than that if the scene doesn't offer some form of nudity then it won't really push the buttons for me.

Something I forgot to mention previously:

Toilets.

Ok it doesn't matter if a scene is shot in a bathroom and there's a clean loo with the lid down in the background, but any active use of toilets (pretend or otherwise) in a scene is an absolute and total no-sale. It's one of those auto-suggestion things, seeing a toilet makes me think of pee and poo smells, and that's a total boner-killer to me.

Unironed clothes

A southern accent

Not enough mess

Bad camera work

The hair in a ponytail or a bun....no, no, no, no.....bad producer! lol
AND.....the producer whispering direction off camera.

A minor peeve, but there are some otherwise great scenes that could have been better for me when the model's clothes were too similar in colour to the mess, so there wasn't the contrast there could have been between clean and messy. For example, if she was going into black mud wearing black jeans and a dark coat.

This was my old account that I loast access too and am only now just checking this thread, Really cool seeing all these responces!

Can someone mute these ridiculously negative whinge-fests?

Sure, it's easy, all you have to do is not open the thread.

I'm sure this is an unpopular opinion. But for me, starting out already naked is what ruins a WAM scene for me. I feel that part of what makes WAM so naughty and fun is when you ruin some nice clothes doing it. I don't mind if the person doing it starts out clothed and strips naked later on in the scene. But again, starting out already naked just doesn't do it for me.

For me:

anything protective or "blocking/masking" someone - raincoats, ponchos, plastic covering, goggles, glasses - i also don't care for people in clown wigs or makeup for that reason - i want to see what someone actually looks like.

Not getting a good look at the person before and after.

Poor lighting or picture quality

Sometimes either as a result or above or just using a thick mound of shaving cream over one's face, i like to see some detail in a pied face as in still being able to make out facial features /expressions, seeing various layers in cream or bits of coloring - if someone just has a mass of white over the face, it's not much different than just whiting out the face of a picture.

If the best looking guy stays clean/untouched.

Face still clean if pied,gunged. Hair still dry if wet.

Getting messy with body fluids.

And this is the big one for me that i know will be different than how many others feel, but i don't care for nudity or seeing the participants having sex. At that point it stops being a form of fun entertainment and seems like something personal i shouldn't be intruding on viewing.

For me, it's very important that everything is as perfect as possible at the beginning: model, hair, make-up and, of course, clothes. If the clothes are not ironed properly or if you can tell that the clothes have already been used for a scene and are no longer completely clean, then my feeling is greatly reduced.

I am primarily concerned with the staining/soiling of the clothes and I therefore find the first stain particularly important. This should be well staged and "savored". Unfortunately, I have already had video purchases that did not include this first contact of the clothing with the stain substance. I find that very annoying.

I love videos in which the clothing is affected first and then the ladies' face and hair. What also turns me off are movies after which I am sure that the clothes will all be clean again. So after the first stains, I also like it when everything is buried in dirt and grime at the end, or when the clothes are torn or cut up.

Showering/rinsing off... Don't want to see it.

Not a ruiner - but unfortunate nonetheless:

Weirdly paced gameshows, without a sense of tension or urgency.

When I think of game-shows theres a (maybe slow) buildup of tension, the contestant loses and their reaction, then mess immediately afterwards. It's a perfect buildup then release of tension.

Some scenes there's a fun game, the "contestant" loses, and then... nothing happens. Maybe some chatter, or an awkward silence, and it lasts ages. By the time the mess comes the moment's gone.

Oh yes, the pointless fake orgasm.

When a producer has his smiling mug or speaks in his shoots. That is why you will never see my face in a Messygirl shoot.