Ive done just about every mess you can think of....
This summer I have some HUGE productions, some new gals im interviewing this week and I wanna create some big messes....
more importantly? I wanna get into a mess I've never done! I honest to goodness cant think of something I havent done!
If you have any ideas for me? Something Ive never done before? Or maybe a substance I have done before and I can tweak it or you just really love that certain substance? Find a way to make it bigger, better and more fun!
Thanks for your input! Thank you all for the bday wishes too! Still celebrating this month since I didnt really get to have a "birthday" per se
Thanks for reading and commenting (i hope) feel free to post pics of things ive done if you want to see that substance again...! thanks!
perhaps mix frosting with cake for make a thick sweet mass^^ and cover tottaly yourself or lay on the ground or someting else and being tottaly covered and being massaged^^
Slather in your favorite mud pit, then "wash it off" with a large amount of Mississippi Mud, then some of your legendary mystery substance to round off the fun. (Jump in the creek to get clean afterwards)
I'd love to see you strapped into an inflatable bondage chair like the one posted below getting covered with buckets and buckets of ketchup, mustard, mayo, bbq sauce, nacho cheese (decanting each item into buckets will result in more coverage and smoother pours than from their usual catering sized containers)
also whilst wearing red latex panties
Inflatable chair also to be set up in a small inflatable pool and the assorted mess has covered you it is to be poured into a bucket for head dunking and breath holding or better yet a small inflatable bath tub or pool for complete submersion
i have a lot of supplies right now. I have a lot of gunge. I have a LOT of j lube!!! I have 6 -5 gallon buckets of fluff. I also have two 5 gallon buckets of icing!
so? any savory stuff? I may have to get a custom for since the over head is so high....but? Im running a deal on that on my OF and twitter so give it a looksie.
I havent done savory in a while!
and I DO have some new bondage stuff! Im hoping these new gals are gonna be cool with all this. I meet with them and bring my laptop and kinda give them a review of what they would be doing. I know two of them have already checked it out and are interested but one still has to have the walkthrough! fingers crossed!
but i would like to focus on ME and what messes I want! i already have a few plans for them BUT if you all can think of fun stuff that wont scare them off? lemme have it!
I just so happened to get invited to puerto rico the end of this month and i have been searching the island for tidal mud and have found that I am not good at it!!! if anyone knows how to find that on a map? lemme know! im staying in san juan!
i would DIE to play in tidal mud! Its one thing I havent done!
A paint session with only glow-in-the-dark paint. Black room with only uv-light in it to glow up the lots and lots of glow-in-the-dark paint that will be used to get extremely messy.
Jayce said: i have a lot of supplies right now. I have a lot of gunge. I have a LOT of j lube!!! I have 6 -5 gallon buckets of fluff. I also have two 5 gallon buckets of icing!
so? any savory stuff? I may have to get a custom for since the over head is so high....but? Im running a deal on that on my OF and twitter so give it a looksie.
I havent done savory in a while!
and I DO have some new bondage stuff! Im hoping these new gals are gonna be cool with all this. I meet with them and bring my laptop and kinda give them a review of what they would be doing. I know two of them have already checked it out and are interested but one still has to have the walkthrough! fingers crossed!
but i would like to focus on ME and what messes I want! i already have a few plans for them BUT if you all can think of fun stuff that wont scare them off? lemme have it!
I just so happened to get invited to puerto rico the end of this month and i have been searching the island for tidal mud and have found that I am not good at it!!! if anyone knows how to find that on a map? lemme know! im staying in san juan!
i would DIE to play in tidal mud! Its one thing I havent done!
Tidal Mud can be great for smootness and consistency but be carefull, it can also be very dangerous if you dont the area well beforehand
Maybe you could have a huge pie fight with 4 models. Have them dress in office type attire, and at the end (you) the boss walk in on them and they all pie you with two dozen pies.
I like the contrast between liquid and solid mess. As far as I know, I not have seen combination like: - molasse/treacle and small polystyrene balls (the very small one used for pillow) - corn syrup and seeds - honey and freshly cut grass (for exterior games ) - glue and glitters
Mrs Maisel Auditions: I remember you saying you loved the vintage outfits of the show. Dress yourself and a bunch of your other models up in vintage outfits and have them audition for the lead in a comedy about a 50s stand up. They tell jokes that bomb and get pied and slimed. Writes itself!
I also am intrigued by the concept of "misdirection WAM". Take Taylor out to the mud pit and pie her. Then take her to a lake and slime her. Finally, take her to a bakery, buy her a pie, and dump water over her head. (Then pie her. You bought the pie after all.)
You did a pie/face sitting vid a bunch of years ago with a dude. Ever consider doing one with another woman?
Charlie's Angels or some other pair or trio of sexy women police officers are chasing suspects down a street when the perps duck into a bakery. "Hilarity ensues." You can tell how long I've had this fantasy. Yes, you've done pies before. You could shoot the chase anywhere (like on a real shopping street) and then the pie fight somewhere else.
Two women show up (at a party?) in the same sexy dress. One pushes the other in a pool. As one climbs out of the pool, she's hit with thrown pie. (another longtime fantasy)
Even without the pool there's always the "who wears it better" spark for a pie fight.
Second, while I do appreciate innovation, sometimes the classics can't be beat. Would love to see more Jayce Lane show! Something about a well dressed, made up woman getting obliterated with pies and slime just hits perfectly.
I know you've done mud time after time, but how about breaking in your new girls with a classic mud wrestling match with you as the referee, complete with you wearing a black and white striped referee's top. After their match- which turns out to be a draw- neither girl is happy with the outcome, as they pull you into the mud pit and cover you from head to toe, then undress you and do it to you all over again, looking like a mud bunny. If you did that, I'd send you a referee's top! Thank you for knocking yourself out to please us- you rock!
What about something like a human taco, or human burrito or something there? I am honestly not sure about the safety factor or if it is even possible. What about some kind of grease substance that you can pour over you that will harden?
HomerJ220 said: Maybe you could have a huge pie fight with 4 models. Have them dress in office type attire, and at the end (you) the boss walk in on them and they all pie you with two dozen pies.
Jayce said: i have a lot of supplies right now. I have a lot of gunge. I have a LOT of j lube!!! I have 6 -5 gallon buckets of fluff. I also have two 5 gallon buckets of icing!
Like, I'd personally love to see you fill a tub, or even a jacuzzi with that lube and get it super thick like the Japanese lotionplay movies. See screenies.
I just so happened to get invited to puerto rico the end of this month and i have been searching the island for tidal mud and have found that I am not good at it!!! if anyone knows how to find that on a map? lemme know! im staying in san juan!
i would DIE to play in tidal mud! Its one thing I havent done!
That is so flippin awesome! Best I can do is offer you a visit to...uh...Philly. yay, woo
As for stuff you've never done...you'd know better than us.
Cookie dough, but thin it out to be more runny? Sweet n Sour sauce Curry (not too hot that it hurts) But Jayce Mahakani or Korma sounds tasty Yogurt? Butter yourself and sunbathe like that Seinfeld episode?
What if you did something like the Herb Alpert album cover and had multiple visitors stop by to help you smear, rub, role with you in the mess. Girls, guys, clothed, naked etc. it could be epic for all involved.
Jayce said: i have a lot of supplies right now. I have a lot of gunge. I have a LOT of j lube!!! I have 6 -5 gallon buckets of fluff. I also have two 5 gallon buckets of icing!
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but i would like to focus on ME and what messes I want! i already have a few plans for them BUT if you all can think of fun stuff that wont scare them off? lemme have it!
If you should find your way up around the St. Louis area, my home studio and shower are open to you. Definite a bucket-list item to shoot with ya sometime.
I'm sure you'll brainstorm some awesome and crazy stuff and can't wait to see what you dream up. Your work has proven time and time again to be absolutely epic. Thanks for continuing to share awesome content!!
Would love to see you using Rends Bath slime or another one of the Japanese "Lotion" products out there on the market. Creates a bathtub full of stringy slippery lube ( enough for two people ), smells and feels great. A two pack can be purchased on Amazon.jp for around $40!