Well, my trip to Cali ain't happening now, so you guys are getting a lot more updates on the site! See, there IS a silver lining to this CoronaVirus!

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You might recognize Natalia from her amazing debut in SS226.... or from her scenes with some other sites too. She is legit GORGEOUS with a killer curvy bod and an amazing personality to match! And she's back for SS236! First up.... "Teaching words" for our fake educational program.... in a spray-on bikini held in place by (I assume) physics. I was referencing this scene as an example of all the pies just being "on," and that's definitely the case here. Poor Natalia gets a series of hits, one after the other, that are all perfect AND uniquely different. Kudos to her for pulling the perfect reactions too!

And yes, she also gets double caked... marshmallow pied... AND covered in green slime. Think she liked the experience? Watch the GIF!

All 3 angles now available, and Complete orders get the edit for free tomorrow! Enjoy!

Any wardrobe malfunctions here? Surely with that slingshot, there must have been numerous instances. Poor Rich must spend hours editing them out. That's gotta be tough work!

What an awesome scene!

You have reached the top when it comes to pies and cakes quality...

I'm dying to see your next humiliation vid with two girls!!

Fantastic pics of Natalia, Rich!

Great model and hits (as usual), Rich...but seriously, can you retire that slingshot bathing suit (whatever-its-called)...? I understand that it permits the maximum amount of nudity without actually revealing the 'naughty bits'...but damn it's got to be the ugliest-tackiest piece of clothing ever invented. Absolutely hate it (i'm guessing, though, that there's a fan base for it; no accounting for taste).

dreading the pro-slingshot* backlash

*Ever since the film 'Borat'...I simply cannot tolerate this item of clothing.

Well, it looks like it's been used.... [checks stats] ZERO times in the last 16 scenes before this one.
That previous scene, from SS229 with Taylor, is.... [checks stats] The best-selling RAW clip during that entire period.

Seriously, your opinion is noted, but I go by numbers. If you (or others) hate an outfit a lot, and buy OTHER scenes that don't use that outfit, then that's a great way to ensure that said outfit gets retired. On the other hand, if you simply complain about how ugly something is... while not actually supporting any other clips in return.... Then it's just a negative voice out there for no reason.

Anyway, the good news is, there's TONS of scenes for you to buy right now that don't feature this ugly eyesore of a bikini, and since you've got lots of free time, I look forward to your upcoming orders! All the links are below. Get to it!

I absolutely agree...

Even though I love silly undies, those are too much!!!

But if that sells... Go on with it Rich!!!

"Natalia" makes sure of no nipple slips by wearing pasties.

Indeed.... If you guys were looking closer you would notice that!

I thought it was just a key, honestly. You know I'm not getting super up close and personal, right?

Thanks for all the kind words!
I know we're in a weird situation now, and everyone's freaking out about the possibility of money being tight and so on. I do appreciate all of you who are still buying! (Especially seeing how this is now my ONLY source of income for the immediate future....)

I'm gonna drop prices back a bit on these new scenes to make it a little easier, and same with the edits when they finally drop. To those who already bought SS236 Scene 1 Complete: I just sent out the free edit for that, so check your InBox! (Working on Scene 2 today.)

Also, all these scenes are in the UMD Store now as well. Feel free to message me with anything, and be safe out there!

Just razzing ya, Rich ...I think the slingshot bating suit is just so ridiculous (especially with that Borat image in my head, sorry) I had to say something...but no sweat off your back; and as you say, sale have been good.

Do NOT lose the slingshot.

Hey man, no problem. I might've overreacted a bit, everyone's been a little on edge lately!

TBH I don't really use the slingshot too much, unless it's a case where the model is down with it and it looks great on her. (I'm thinking of some of the clips featuring Abby for sure.) I will say, it DOES show a ton of skin, and a lot of models (like Natalia) who don't do any nudity at all are 100% fine wearing this, so it kinda hedges the bets. (Also, I've got like 4 of them? This pink one, a silver one seen by Taylor in SS229, a Scottish pattern, and a green & black one. I think Breana has worn them all... LOL....)

Personally, it doesn't remind me of Borat at all. Now, a lime green thing in a V shape? Definitely not using that! (One model actually had one and asked if I wanted her to bring it! )

Also it's been a while since I've made a "proper" trailer.... This isn't super tightly edited, but it hits a few choice moments from Scene One, so enjoy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz2B36k7CEE

Moving forward.... I'm gonna finish editing Natalia's Scene 2, and then maybe take a break? It feels like a lot of folks are withdrawing from things, including WAM. Let me know your thoughts if you'd like.

I actually found a source for one of my mainstream "Holy Grails" in excellent quality recently, so I might edit and upload that too before I break.

Sorry to hear about your "day job." Selfishly I hope you don't take a break especially if you now have time on your hands.

Whether I buy a video or not (and in SS case whether I buy complete or just the scene) involves more factors than just the type of clothing although that is a factor sure. I do have preferences in clothing but I don't expect everyone else to conform to mine.

Natalia looks sensational in both of her scenes you did with her, and she's blowing up on the forum lately with new videos from both you and two other producers (with whom she uses the name Pricilla).

I'm curious how much of a backlog of videos you have shot that you have yet to release in raw and/or edited form. Maybe you don't want to share that info though, and that's fine. But I assume you must have some in the can, otherwise presumably you'd HAVE to take a break, since it would be extremely difficult to shoot anything new at this point in the pandemic.

Regarding old mainstream pie clips, you've certainly dug up some real gems in the past and generously shared them with the forum, so I for one am really looking forward to that "Holy Grail" clip you mention.

Without getting into hard numbers, I have a LOT of videos in the can right now. Honestly, I've only released 1/3 of what I've shot so far in 2020. And that's not even counting a TON of footage still left from 2019. (More Taylor? More Breana? More Lucy? More Natalia?? Yup, yup, yup....)

But privately, a lot of people have told me they're freaking out over finances, so I'm honestly unsure if now's the best time to go "full speed ahead" with a ton of new volumes. I'm still debating, honestly. These are uncertain times all around. I do plan to add more classic scenes to the UMD Store.... which isn't the same thing, but it's a project I stopped because I didn't have time, so the upshot now is that I CAN afford to spend hours and days adding scenes from 10+ years ago to the streaming catalog.

The Holy Grail clip I found is done, and just needs to be uploaded to YT. Maybe tonight? Sorry, I've been busy with other work and also binging the entirety of Twin Peaks!