Ok, so this is a video that is over 28 minutes long!!
I start off wearing denim dungarees and a dark blue hoody. Undernrather is another blue sweater and under that, a grey t-shirt. I get all covered in beans and spaghetti and some pushy peas! I take off the layers, getting messier each time. And I eventually get totally nake, play in the mess and pie my bare bottom!!!
I then put all the layers back on and get even messier!! It was pretty epic and I LOVED getting totally naked and pieing myslef! It felt naughty and that was goooood!!!
tonyhill said: I hate pushy peas, barging the tins of beans out of the way, shouting at the tins of soup acting like they own the place, self righteous bastards!!!
You beat me to it, Tony!
I was going to say, you've got to watch those pushy peas, they'll just take over if you let them!
Isn't is sad that we've got a beautiful naked woman here, covered with baked beans and spaghetti, and a good part of the comments are about the "pushy peas"!
But it *is* a hilarious typo!
All teasing aside, YOU LOOK AMAZING, JESSIE!
First off, you look fabulous naked! And you look great in the casual jeans and hoodie! :lovestruck:
Then the spaghetti and baked beans make a wonderful savory mess! I love the "striptease" as you work your way down to your birthday suit, getting messy again at each successive layer!
But for me, the piece de resistance is putting the messy clothes back on, over your messy body! Isn't that a decadent, depraved feeling, Jessie? I've done that and it's just amazing! :devil:
jess has come to the dark side of nudity! haha totally kidding. aint no dark side to this. The human form is a beautiful thing and you are a beauty, jess! please give me some of your boobs. thanks
Naked Jessie! I think I've died and gone to heaven.
You look amazing whatever you wear, but this was a real treat. Those two pies were the highlight for me. I hope that pied bum is the first of many to come.
This is has proved to be quite popular and I think I would like to do more similar! There aren't enough hours in the day to film all the ideas I have!!