Is anyone else a fan of cream-farts (whipped cream squirted into and expelled from a girl's asshole), and is it even considered wam? I've never seen it pop up on the forum, but I guess it's too extreme for most folks?

Personally I love it and it seems to me a natural progression from pie-sitting and panty-filling. I'd love to see producers taking things in this direction.

But then again, I'm a massive pervert.

its funny bc if someone asked if the cream came out of a vagina.....it would be received totally different. lol. and the holes are so close together......XD

...No...?

Butt stuff is not my thing for obvious reasons if you know me, but it astonishes me how quickly this thread died.

According to urban dictionary, cream farts don't involved the whipped type of cream...

Urban Dictionary is not up to speed on this point.

the distance thing was a joke. but, i still do believe if someone came to me and asked me to push either whipped cream out of my ass or out of my vagina......id pick vagina everytime.

i guess maybe bc i havent been super into anal stuff and not only that....its like.....its your ass....and the "fart" thing is a put off. vaginas can fart, too, you know.....but i wouldnt want to fill it up to make it fart.....filling it up to push it out on someones face?? now THAT i can get into....but not from my ass. i cant go for that *singing hall and oates* i dont know....it just feels different somehow...i guess its the farts thing?? i am not super dee duper sexy feeling when im farting.

all of it is different to me but i guess for poles sake...yeah, i feel a little queasy when i see these girls pushing it out of their asses AND FARTING. a girl doing that out of her vagina and NOT farting would not be near as off putting. that is just my two cents i will sloooooooowly slide back into my wallet.

look robby!! paragraphs but alas, i made sure to use incorrect punctuation!!! mwhaahahah!!! eat that whipped cream coming out of my butthole!!! mwahhaha!!!

but also to answer another question. its messy. so yes, i consider it wam. even if im not real cool with it.

I mean, wouldn't you be super likely to get a yeast infection from that? I thought sugar and vajayjays = bad things. Don't have one, so I don't know... I do like traditional creampie eating though.

I resisted posting for as long as I could (but since Robby made his 'DANGER!" comment, oh well...)

If you'll pardon the phrasing, this seems to be "a niche within a niche"

(and Jayce: thanks for the biology lesson and all your other 'holistic' observations!)

The venerable Kowalski Brothers have done a few videos with slime cream pies (i.e. the model fills her vagina up with slime and then squirts it out). I remember a good one, ironically starring Emma Butt. It makes sense with methylcellulose slime, which is not sugary and shouldn't cause yeast infections.

I think there may have been an exceptionally nasty cream pie and snowball scene starring Shay Hendrix, where another girl squirted slime from her pussy into Shay's mouth and then Shay spit it back into the other girl's mouth.

How do you feel about that, Jayce? :devil:

I have done many scenes where i have used a toy after getting messy with sugary substances and some is BOUND to get up in there. you just have to do the right thing with clean up....i wont get into the SPECIFICS but its actually very easy to do and a healthy way to do it. (without visiting your local pharmacy, if anyone needs advice on this for yourself or the wife, please inbox me! lol XD)
as far as doing slime in my vag? um. yeah. im fucking down. that stuff is like the best lube ever. its warm and awesome. filling my vagina with it sounds kinda incredible....sorry if that is off putting to some people but i dig it.....we all have our kinks!!
look man, its messy, its wam. if you like it, do your thing! dont worry about what any of us say but i would refrain from letting someone squirt that out of their butt onto your face....pink eye is a real thing. but, i am an equal opportunity wammer...if you like it, i DO NOT hate on you or think you are weird or gross! !i just think you have your own kink you enjoy and fuck whatever anyone says! just be safe about it!

I kind of feel like it's the term "Cream Fart" that makes it sound waaaay more gross than it probably is.

From what I've 'researched', the girls doing it have prepared beforehand so it's as clean as it can be. And the farting isn't an actual fart. It's just air from can and the squelchiness of the cream...

Yeah, upon reading that back I think I may have made it sound more gross! Sorry guys!

This actually stems on a crossover fetish sort of. It's basically something that "creampie" (internal cumshots) fetishists enjoy sometimes, because it lets you achieve the same effect and in greater quantities than any man could ever produce. Furthermore, it's a lot safer than the real thing for obvious reasons such as pregnancy and STDs. There is a company that is knowing for making "fantasy" oriented dildos that are capable of ejaculating called Bad Dragon I think.

as long as i can ALSO cover my body in it....im so down for it....i think it would be a rad experience!! i would want it on my body though, too. be able to have the whole experience going on, you know?

BUTT, what you said above, as far as the girls go in getting "prepared" i could see some people taking the time to make sure they are prepared but i can also see some people NOT being prepared and just doing it and horribly regretting it later. lol. like i said, though, i am not a hater!! fuckign cream fart all day!! if it gets you going or as they say on flight of the concords "if thats what your into" which i feel needs to be deemed umd's official song.....lol

Is that what slimewave uses?

That's another one that sort of skirts the line between wam and cumshots, although it's obviously more ott than your average cumshot video.

::shrug:: Probably not though since theirs look more like human dongs than Trogdor's.

Are the 'Gross!' voters down on Butt-stuff in general or is it combining it with Wam that turns them off?