So the other night I was awakened at 3 AM by this young lady throwing rocks at my window.... And before the cops took her away, she did manage to shout out, "My name's Alura, and I'll do ANYTHING to be a SlapstickStuff Star!!!!"
......Okay, not really. BUT Alura is eager and ready to get VERY messy for the standard amount of money! Possibly wearing not much more than this! Possibly less? Stay tuned!!
wamguy65 said: Already bought BOTH her raw footage from your site and can say that I was not disappointed. Might request a custom or two if she's up for it.
Full disclosure: All "Do you want to see this model get messy?" posts are, basically, rhetorical questions.
When myself--or any other producer--make such a post, the shoot is ALWAYS a done deal. We're just trying to drum up some excitement early on. (It's the reason why you see a variety of different requests for wardrobe and substances in the comments... and yet the end result is ALWAYS exactly what particular producer always does. Unless you paid tons of $$ for a custom.) Think of these posts as a movie trailer. It's less "do you want to see this" and more "coming soon, go see this!"
Sorry, not trying to be cynical or spoil Christmas for you. I know there's a lot of Santa Claus believers on the UMD! Just being transparent.... which, again, is rare, and not always seen as a positive!
On the plus side, having the shoot in the can already means I can show you this:
SlapstickStuff said: When myself--or any other producer--make such a post, the shoot is ALWAYS a done deal. We're just trying to drum up some excitement early on. (It's the reason why you see a variety of different requests for wardrobe and substances in the comments... and yet the end result is ALWAYS exactly what particular producer always does. Unless you paid tons of $$ for a custom.)
You mean investing countless hours and money casting a model and prepping for a shoot and then leaving every decision on what to do in that shoot to anonymous randos on the internet isn't a wise production decision?!
SlapstickStuff said: Sorry, not trying to be cynical or spoil Christmas for you. I know there's a lot of Santa Claus believers on the UMD! Just being transparent.... which, again, is rare, and not always seen as a positive!
I appreciate your candor Rich though I disagree with the general consensus of the thread. She looks a lot more like Cali Logan to me than Megan Markle. Would rather see Cali in a shoot myself but I suspect she's also priced out of the UMD business model. One can dream, kind of like when Regis showed an empty file folder named "Lisa Moomin topless shots", at least I think it was Regis. Can't wait to see what you do to her!!!
SlapstickStuff said: Full disclosure: All "Do you want to see this model get messy?" posts are, basically, rhetorical questions.
When myself--or any other producer--make such a post, the shoot is ALWAYS a done deal. We're just trying to drum up some excitement early on. (It's the reason why you see a variety of different requests for wardrobe and substances in the comments... and yet the end result is ALWAYS exactly what particular producer always does. Unless you paid tons of $$ for a custom.) Think of these posts as a movie trailer. It's less "do you want to see this" and more "coming soon, go see this!"
Sorry, not trying to be cynical or spoil Christmas for you. I know there's a lot of Santa Claus believers on the UMD! Just being transparent.... which, again, is rare, and not always seen as a positive!
On the plus side, having the shoot in the can already means I can show you this:
ill be real: if I put up a post like that? its basically asking if people want customs....bc I got the gal...I dont have the cash to pay her! lol!!! i aint too proud to beg.
hahahah! she looks incredible in that outfit! I have the same one in black! love it in blue!
ill be real: if I put up a post like that? its basically asking if people want customs....bc I got the gal...I dont have the cash to pay her! lol!!! i aint too proud to beg.
hahahah! she looks incredible in that outfit! I have the same one in black! love it in blue!
Ah yep! Right as always, Jayce. I'm gonna amend my previous thought: I think a LOT of these posts are basically another way of saying, "Hey, she's interested, gimme some money for a custom!"
I'm a weirdo in that I rarely do customs anyway, but ONLY with models I've worked with before and trust. And I've def told customers that "X" model that they want to use for their idea isn't gonna be a good fit.... Just cuz I know. Nothing worse than a custom that doesn't please the customer (or me)!
SlapstickStuff said: Full disclosure: All "Do you want to see this model get messy?" posts are, basically, rhetorical questions.
When myself--or any other producer--make such a post, the shoot is ALWAYS a done deal. We're just trying to drum up some excitement early on. (It's the reason why you see a variety of different requests for wardrobe and substances in the comments... and yet the end result is ALWAYS exactly what particular producer always does. Unless you paid tons of $$ for a custom.) Think of these posts as a movie trailer. It's less "do you want to see this" and more "coming soon, go see this!"
And what about those of us who perhaps DIDN'T want to see the very attractive woman get messy in very little clothing?
Rich just coming out and outright flaunting the fact he's not listening to the community...
Love you, too
BUT Alura is eager and ready to get VERY messy for the standard amount of money! Possibly wearing not much more than this! Possibly less? Stay tuned!!
