Years ago, there was an article about Jolene Brand. The writer said, and I quote,"(She) gamely absorbed pies in the face on Ernie Kovacs inspired specials."
That phrase was so hot to me that it is burned into my memory, even after all these years!
Another phrase that I love is, "lovingly smeared the pie all over her face". Hearing that is so sexy! That's what I love to see when couples mess each other!
Do you have a phrase that turns you on? (Besides "Regis & Amy are going to mud-wrestle" )
I just love hearing girls talk Wam, especially in a matter-of-fact way. Phrases are great, but really any combination of the key-words, describing what's going on! Custard Pie, Cream Pie, Pie-fight, A bucket of custard, All over me, In my face, In her pants, All over her tits etc etc!
I love it when the presenter of a messy gameshow is explaining the rules of the game, and he says to a girl "What you have to do is ... [Get messy]". Think about it... what you HAVE to do. I love the inevitability in that statement - she doesn't have a choice.
I also just love it when a girl makes any kind of unexpected positive remark (or pleasurable sound) in response to the anticipation or initial touch of getting messy... ... but then don't we all!
"You're next!" - said by one girl, who was in the middle of being gunged, to a completely clean girl who was indeed due to be gunged herself in the next scene.
"Custard pie" ALWAYS sounds good said by a woman. Also good descriptions that involve words like "ruined" or "slop" or "covered", "soaked", "drenched", "greasy" etc.
Things actually said by GD during our movies as I mess her up: "It's gone right through into my knickers!" ; "it's all over my very expensive shoes...if they're trashed you're going to buy me some more" ; "Ugh! You do realise this is going to be HIDEOUS to wash out [of my hair]?!" ; "I think this is the worst [mess] I've ever been." And since making clips "Are we good to go?" even said in everyday life now evokes one time giving her a cue to smush a pair flans into her enormous bare breasts...
I love a good piece of description and the late Bill Shipton's colourful and revelling descriptions both accompanying clips and in Splosh! Magazine were the best: e.g. "...custard, black treacle, mud, paint, baked beans: our Emma cops the lot!" and "Big-boobed brunette April is subjected to plenty of pies, given a wash-down in tomato soup and spaghetti and, finally, a coating of custard..."
Any phrase said, or written by a woman that involves pieing someone has a major effect on me.
Jessie once wrote in a post on UMD: "I absolutely adore throwing pies in peoples faces, especially girls who have their make-up done nicely" that absolutely made me melt.
Anything along the lines of 'she really deserves to get a pie in the face" and descriptive words like 'covered' 'destroyed' 'trashed'
and basically everything Trouso wrote in his post too!
Love you, too
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