So I have a hotel booked this Sunday for filming. So will do a pie per reply to this post and use some of the ideas on what to do and outfit to wear.

Do your worst

Butt naked, plastered from head to toe in pies. Pour milk over yourself as you wank off.

Would love to see you take a pudding and cool whip pie straight to the face

Start the fun wearing a swimsuit

Boots and leathers, then take 'em off, so we see how much you 'enjoyed' doin' it........