Hi Gang!

Last month Regis had a poll for Alana. The final result was a tie for Alana in mud and Alana and Amy sucking face. Well, here you go.

Video coming this weekend.

Enjoy

Looks like my birthday arrived a few days in advance!

Wow!

This is awesome...can't wait for the rest of it!!

I didn't ask for it... But I'm in favor of it

Gotta say, wasn't sure if Messygirl was going to come through on this, or if she was just fuckin' with me. Looks like a must-buy (in that theoretical universe where Regis actually buys videos).

And remember folks, you owe it alllllllllll to the Regemeister!

We listen to our fans. You also mentioned "Slut Sundae" in the savory Vika thread. That too is in the works.

Also looking forward to my cut of the profits!

What percentage of a cut would you like?

Hmmmm ... 95%? Oh, also, a share of the face-sucking.

All power to MG for convincing the MODELS to listen to the fans. Which is 99% of the job. For example, this is a conversation that will NEVER occur in the real world:

Me: So Bre, I'm gonna need you to go topless in the next scene. And be slathered in mud. While you make out with Dulce.
Bre: What??! Not a chance in hell.
Me: OK, fair point, but you'd be disappointing Regis.
Bre: Who the fuck is Regis??
Me: He's a guy who posts comments on a fetish website.
Bre: Oh, so he's important. And he buys your stuff?
Me: Actually, he hasn't purchased a single thing since 2014.
Bre: Well, maybe this will turn it around. [takes off top]

Me: Fuckin' A. All I had to say was Regis??
Bre: Yep. [begins making out with Dulce]
Me: So I assume you want extra for this?
Bre: Nah, I'll do this one for free. You've had a tough time with sales lately! [keeps making out]
Me: Are those unicorns and rainbows shooting out of your ass?
Bre: Yep. Seems as reasonable as the rest of this.

Rich, I keep telling you, you just need me to come over so I can work that Regis magic on Bre in person!

I'm beginning to think Regis isn't a person at all. I'm thinking he's like Arnim Zola from Marvel, but as Bea Arthur.

Heck, let's just make it 100% and unlimited mud wrestling with the messygirl of your choice.

Okay, yes, I think that's an acceptable ... wait a minute, what is that emoji doing?

Will this be an actual mud wrestling match like Amy/vika or amy/amy? I've been waiting a loooooong time for another one of those

Seconded!

You made 'em kiss....

Now make 'em FIGHT!

Yes, Amy and Alana will mud wrestle in the not too distant future. They actually did a bit of tease wrestling in this video.

Rip her clothes off, Amy!!!

Get them sucking face in custard next!