Hi, I'm looking to meet a lady who's into sploshing in the north of England, preferably Yorkshire.

I have a lot of experience, so happy to guide you into this world of mess.

I'm not into savoury, but love sweet food and gunge.

I can't host but I'm happy to travel.

I'm male, 5ft 8 with a dad bod, early 40s.

I can share a photo once we get chatting.

Hope to hear from you soon.

Did you take your photo in the dark

In the dark?