If CM airs while the UMD is having technical issues... Did it really happen??

Anyway. Another fair-to-poor episode, which apparently is gonna be the standard. There's probably a couple minutes worth keeping though.

The Good: In a break from all other episodes, this time the main segment pies WERE pretty good. I spotted 3 solid pieings, one of which was fantastic. (Tiny brunette covered with blue pie, some aftermath.) Another was a double pieing that was decent. The "water and pie" combo ruined one pieing, and Ruda was allowed to do the "wraparound pies" this week for you hair fans.

The Bad: Blame Curly (as always), but podium pies were weak again. Another unfortunate trend continuing. His technique wasn't terrible, but the pies were too hard, camera angles were poor, and almost no aftermath. The usual.

The Ugly: As soon as Curly was announced as Captain in minute 1, the next 75 were a foregone conclusion to his inevitable defeat and mass pieing. The only drama was how stupid the guys would have to pretend to be down the stretch to make it happen. (Spoiler: Extremely stupid.)
But it really says something about how bad CM has gotten that even CURLY can't get a decent mass pieing. Poor emasculated bastard had to pie HIMSELF. (Although I guess Ana, AKA "The girl who can miss a pie question and still not get pied," eventually helped. Her undisguised disgust with CurlyFuck might've been the comedic highlight of the show.)

How the mighty have fallen, etc etc. See you clowns next week!

Whereas Barbara is a joy to behold for her warm smile Ana has such an enrapturing personality that I'm happy to watch 75 minutes of both of them staying pie-free.

I'm supposed to write /sarcasm off/ now, right?

The guy who plastered the newbie-brunette threw his pie like a professional. I thought someone from UMD snuck into the studio and stealthily integrated into the male team.

All in all it was a decent episode. A notch or two above last week mainly due to the quality of the pies and the brunette pie-ing. There's also a new blonde girl with gigantic boobs who took two pies and seemed to enjoy it.

I believe the models agree to participate in two episodes when they sign up. If this is correct there may be one more opportunity for someone to nail Barbara. However, other than Ruda ("Token") I don't see anyone on the men's team brave enough to really mess her up.

I found this awesome pie picture on the Instagram of RedeTV (the station that broadcasts CM) of two popular female Brazilian models shellacked with green pie.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTr1s1Ogank/?taken-at=491302782

My initial assumption is that it must be tied to CM. However, the picture is one week old. Perhaps they appear in an episode yet to be aired?

The picture is months and months old, actually.

Babi Rossi and some other broad visited the show, fuck it might have been way back when it was Chega Mas, and they got pied. Rather well, actually, but only a low res version ever popped up anywhere.

They did it as part of some other show, which is probably why you don't recognize it.

Yep, it was a different show on the RedeTV network. Aired close to a year ago now.

The show didn't have a YT channel, but it diligently updated every episode in segments to the RedeTV website. Only 360p, but the high bitrate stuff that looks good.

When the entire episode was uploaded, ONE segment was "unavailable to view" and has remained that way ever since. Three guesses which one it was!

In fairness, I kinda hope there's a RedeTV guy lurking on here and secretly fucking with us now and then. It would actually make me respect them more.

I dont hate anyone, but I am intensely disliking Curly. All of these "models" male and female are self-promoters, but this clown's posing, preening, mugging for the camera has become beyond old for me. Any of you guys who have ever played a team sport can only imagine how this guy is behind the scenes with the other male "models." I bet they cant stand him, either. Stoner Guy and Token, the other two dominant males are at least laid back and not so obvious in their self-promotion. I've always been one of the staunch defenders of this show and as others have pointed out, there were some redeeming moments. But damn, the bad has become flat-out wretched for me.