So last Saturday my wife and I were home watching tv around noon. We decided it was nice out and went in the back yard to work on our deck. About an hour into it my wife goes in and gets us both a glass of ice water. We both were drenched in sweat. She asks me how long do you think we will be out here I told her probably until dinner. She's didn't say anything. I told her go ahead and do whatever I'll work on it. She kissed me and said thank you. She went inside for about 15 minutes, comes back outside and asks how it was going? I said great! Then she says well if you don't need any help I would like to mud bath. I was like sure. We just worked it up the day before. We have a mud pit we both use it's mainly clay but works up into a brownish black slop, brownie batter! It measures 8'x3' depths vary from 1'-2'. She goes back inside for about ten minutes comes back out completely naked with her hair down. Walks past me to go sit in the mud! After about 20 minutes of wallowing every square inch of her is covered. We modeled our mud pit off the felke mud baths in Germany. Another 20 minutes she makes her way out of the pit towards me to have a cigarette. She looked like the girl villain clay face from mud pack. So I'm pounding nails my completely naked mud covered wife is standing there glistening in the sunshine smoking a cigarette when a soccer ball comes hurling in our yard! The ball rolls right into the mud! Out of every spot in our yard it lands in the mud pit! A voice from the other side of the fence asks hello can we get our ball back? My wife says one minute! She walks over to the mud pit, pulls out there half mud coated soccer ball and walks it over to the fence. Nude completely covered in mud, soccer ball in one hand cigarette in the other throws it over the fence! All we here is yuck! My wife finishes her cigarette, has a boiled egg then makes her way back into the mud. 15 minutes pass. I hear the doorbell. It is our neighbors! Both of them! I answer the door. They are pissed! They ask what was going on with the soccer ball. I said my wife threw it back over. They said it was covered in mud. They said why she coated the ball in mud? I said it landed in mud. I can show you? They were furious. I was like one minute I go and explain the situation to my wife who was still nude in the mud pit. She said ok bring them back. I open the gate and bring both the neighbors back to the mud pit! You could see every mud coated feature on my wife from her toro up. The husband was like wtf and left. His smokin hot little wife was asking my wife a ton of questions about the mud! My wife invited her in at any time!

This is our pride and joy! An 3'x8' x 2' deep mud bath!