So, im sitting here in a t shirt, mesh gym shorts, white ankle socks and sneakers. im all like, boy it'd be great to get messy! but I have no idea what to get messy in or how. let me know how you'd get me messy! I want it bad xD

Food is great. Clean out the fridge - ketchup, mustard, syrup, chocolate syrup, spaghetti sauce, eggs. Just dump everything on you and rub it in. You can also dump it in your shorts. Have fun!