This is my first post here. I'm interested to know how open people are about their love of all things messy. How many of your friends know you enjoy wam?
Are you a shy wammer? Do only other wammers know about it? How do you think others might react if they found out?
Or are you a very open, loud and proud slosher, who's even told their mum about it? What do your friends think about it? Did you tell them straight or did they find out?
Share any interesting "wamming out" stories

I assume you mean "in addition to my partner" (although I realize not everyone is out to their partner; I wasn't for some time). Otherwise, in my case I can only think of two or three close (male) friends I've told.

Actually, now it doesn't seem like such a "dark secret" as when I was younger; now it's more like, "Who would care anyway?"

you would be surprised how many people are open to the idea. i used to be VERY secretive about it but the more i opened up, the more things started to happen.

my best friend jay who is also on here
i am into wam more than he is though
he is my ex and a very good friend so that helps

I told a few friends before coming out to my ex wife. After the divorce I dated two women and told both of them. Both got muddy for me and said they would definitely do it again.

Ever since I was young I've been very bad about TMI. So all the way from my teens through early early twenties I made it super clear up front (whenever conversation about what people are into came up) that I was into seeing girls have stuff poured in their pants. It'd elicit laughter and "huh, I've never heard of that." One good friend to this day will still text the occasioanl picture or link, even though I've usually seen it already.

I'm sure my mother knows, as she once walked in on me passed out on the bed at age 12 or 13, with a hand drawn picture of a nude woman with bright green slime on her. But we've never discussed it. Oh, and there's an Angelfan VHS tape floating around the garage.

If the topic of fetishes comes up with a close group of friends, I'll discuss, sure, but only to female friends....they could be interested in trying. . (And my exes know, of course)

Interesting hearing everyone's stories.
In my case, quite a few friends know and my boyfriend knows too, although we've never done anything wam related together. I get a few raised eyebrows and the occasional giggle, but usually people aren't that bothered.
However not many have seen my pie photos.

I know that there are still a few days to go but I'm genuinely surprised by how few people are open about their sploshing. Whilst the title of the post might have skewed it a bit I would have thought the prevalence of people like me would have been closer to 10%.

I will add that by being open about it, I have found more play partners than ever before but it's always important to judge the other person first. To determine if they would be open to such a suggestion rather than non-consensually violating them with your personal desires.

I'm completely open about it, always have been. All my friends know, most of the people I know from gigs and clubs know (quite a few of them have modelled for me), my business partners and colleagues mostly know too. I see no reason to be secretive about it, and being open means that people on my social scene know I'm the person to go to if they want to be gunged - have picked up a couple of models that way. I always make clear it's a fetish and not just comedy, so far everyone has been cool with that. But then I run an IT business and hang out on scenes where alternative lifestyles, kinks, and fetish sexuality are taken as normal, I suppose I'd be different if I lived a more corporate or mainstream lifestyle.

The NSA.
Part of their bullshit 2-day job-interview process, complete with polygraph.
Hey - it didn't bother me: I got a free-to-me taxpayer-funded hotel room for 2 nights and food at their cafeteria.
I knew they had no jobs, so I knew I'd never get one.
But it was fun just going through the motions,
showing others "I was looking for work".

Twice, in fact. I applied on two separate occasions: 22 years apart.
The first time long before UMD began.

No. They did not ask me anything about wam DURING the polygraph.
There were no questions like: "Have you ever pied a woman before?"
They just have their weird little routines they gotta go through.

Amount of fucks the National Security Agency
gave about my wam-fetish interest:
How many female presidents has the United States had as of January 2016?

And, no, I never mentioned this site, or any particular site, or any other particular person during my interview. I'm sure the NSA can figure out on their own how to work search engines such as Ecosia to find the UMD if they wanted to.
So, this little fact about me is buried somewhere in NSA archives under about a zettabyte of data along with Kim Jong Un's pie fetish or Vladimir Putin's foot fetish.

I've only told one friend and he was cool about it.

We were sharing secrets and this was mine.

I'd never ask him to participate even though he is cool, it would be awkward for me.

And the other thing, pieing is very sexual for me too.

I'm not shy, but perhaps a little sly.

I act out my kink by volunteering at different fundraisers, so while most of my friends know about my volunteering (and think it's cool that I do so much for charity), no one knows about this aspect of it (ie, the UMD aspect)...

My brother (he was poking around on my computer many years ago)
My girlfriend (told her on our first date, since the conversation went to kinks)
One of our mutual friends

Two ex-girlfriends know, and one told a mutual friend about one of our pie and sex sessions. On the scale of sexual deviance, it is pretty tame.

My kinky friends all know as I'm very open about it in our local BDSM community and my submissive, of course, knows as I occasionally gunge her when she's been naughty. It's not something I share with work colleagues or family though.

A few women know. To be more specific I like wam bare feet. Sadly I was discriminated against recently by one bitch because she didn't like my curiosity and blocked me. I'm glad I got to call her out for being a hypocrite though.

My wife and I WAM together. Aside from that, only two of my most trusted friends and you folks here know.

I told George Lopez about it on his lame talk show, and now hundreds of perverts are internet stalking me.

My wife knows, thinks it's a little odd but is happy to play along and really good friend who thinks it'll be fun to have pies thrown at her

Just y'all. There is only one point where the circles of "people who know I'm a filthy wammer" and "people who know my birth name" overlap, and that point is me.

Unless Epoch gives more of my information to sellers than I realise.

Not only do my roommates know, but one roommate gets paid to bake some of the crusts used and make sure it's cleaned afterwards. The other one knows, but doesn't care.