Who would be the celeb that has not only avoided the mess, but has not even come close to it. She has not even been in a failed WAM alert.

My vote goes to my girl, Amanda Peet.

I don't think Bea Arthur has been messy.

Robin Givens, Jennifer "JWOWW" Farley, Samantha "Sammi/Sweetheart" Giancola, Regina King, Tiffany "New York" Pollard, Taraji P. Henson just to name a few

Amanda Peet was part of a "failed wam alert" in the movie Saving Silverman. She got some sauce and food over her chest and some in her mouth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoCk4FKxpoc

Ah yes, I do recall that now!

Sadly that's absolutely not true.
Bea Arthur took more pies than 99% of the female celebrities you can name.

Pick almost any female celebrity you want who came to fame since 1982 or so (when pies and mess in mainstream productions fell out of fashion).

Assuming she was never on a Disney/Nickelodeon show (or even if she was... R.I.P. Whitney Houston...), the chances are very good that she fits the criteria.

When was the last time a TRUE celebrity got really messy? I mean, there's been some recent mainstream stuff, but it's with no-listers... The random females on that VH1 show, the random actress in that terrible Adam Sandler movie, a few actresses on Disney/Nick productions (Steve Carrell's wife maybe?).

Alyssa Milano on Charmed was the last one that felt like a BIG deal to me, personally. I guess the female Ghostbusters will be a big deal to some, although I'm not a Melissa M or Kristen W fan. (Melissa McCarthey has absolutely gotten messy on SNL recently, so the rare exception.)

You mean "Beautiful girl gets hit with many pies," right?

RuPaul

Even though it could have been better (don't we always say that) the fact that Jessica Alba got slimed in one of the Spy Kids movies seemed like a pretty big deal to me.

As far as the hottest celeb to "never get messy" goes... Rich is right, you can take your pick. For me it might be Charlize Theron. Just because she's been my default for about 10 years when I think of hot actresses.

The hottest celeb to never get messy?

Easy: Olivia Munn.

(boom boom)

Would you count the Christina Applegate caking from the new Muppets? I thought that was shockingly good for this era.

I believe that's what the '(boom boom)' was about. As in a rim job. I mean, rim shot.

I was always a big fan of Barbara Stanwyck.

I'm rather fond of seeing Adrianne Patinkin get messy... She's not the hottest celebrity but she's definitely who I'd like to see messy more than anyone!

Mine would be Kym Marsh, Lisa Scott Lee, Geri Haliwell, Emma Bunton, Kylie Minougue

Kym Marsh has been pied, Lisa Scott Lee got messed on Celebrity Dick n Dom, and not messy but Emma Bunton and Kylie Minogue have got wet in music videos.

As for my answer, Elize Ryd.

Gaby Logan

Obama.

50% of them are underage, sir.

Malia gonna turn out hot. Might as well call dibs!

Law & Order's Elisabeth Rohm. She's done wetlook before but not messy.

Downton Abbey lovelies Jessica Brown Findlay and Lily James.

I'm sure Roxema meant that sarcastically. There was such build-up to this, and then a lot of people felt she could/should have gotten messier. (It was a running complaint for a long time.)

Norman

I say Sofia Vergara. Rebel Wilson too.

I guess today is your lucky day:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8SVWMRKB-Y

Taylor Swift for me.

Love it

Jennifer Esposito.

Dr Jill Stein, 2016 Presidential candidate
Is it wrong for me to want to see her pied?
Total MILF and DILP (Doctor I'd Like to Pie)