Wearing only tight white speedos in the tub, i filled a bowl with Joint Compound and water, and dipped my face in. The texture is smooth but gritty. It is the setting type with a 45 minute dry time so it was really fun getting it in my hair. I end up getting it everywhere and after full coverage, poured white slime from my coffee cup over my head. Very stringy and gooey, no nudity.