You're sitting in the audience of a popular game show. Two young guys have been selected from the audience because they look a bit too cocky for their own good. One of these guys will have to sit in a chair, with a glass tank poised above his head. Today the tank is filled to the brim with very thick molasses. When the other guy pulls the cord, the goop will of course fall down on the loser's head and will completely cover him from head to toe.
As an audience member, you have a clicker. Are you voting for Guy 1 (Dark hair) or Guy 2 (Blonde hair) to get slimed?