Something that will be instantly familiar to everyone here in the UK - there's been a bank holiday, two of them in fact, Christmas Day and Boxing Day. Which means there has been a great disturbance in the local council bin force, plus it's that wild week between Christmas and New Year when no-one knows what day it is, and it's perfectly nornal to have mince pies with red wine for breakfast and an infinite amount of cheese for dinner.

Which leaves one almighty question: When's Bins?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDWxEswN3mU

(and yes, there's wam in it, though not sure how appetising bin juice would be )

I assume you were listening to The Naked Week this evening? 3m 40s in!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m00268b2

There was a time when infinite cheese was goals.

I can neither confirm nor deny that there might have been times when playing in bin juice was goals.