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"What's Your Most Embarrassing WAM Moment"
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So a couple of years ago I had a really embarrassing WAM moment, and it's still something my wife and I still laugh about.
Given that it's not the sort of anecdote we can drop into conversation with friends, I thought it might be fun to share it here, and find out if anyone else has had an embarrassing moment too.
Rewind to summer 2022 and I was enjoying one of my regular trips exploring local quarries to get muddy in. It was a nice summer evening and I decided to check out a few possible locations I had found on Google maps in Essex.
The first two weren't great due to access issues but I then found another where I could easily park the car in a nearby layby on a quiet back road. From there it was as a short walk through some trees, over a broken fence, and I was in.
I spent a fun hour or so exploring the mud, getting totally covered and generally having a very good time!
There wasn't a lot of fresh water for cleaning up but I did the best I could with the bottles of water I had, then stuffed all my muddy clothes in my rucksack.
I walked back to the car but as I was sorting myself and changing my shoes, a police car comes around the bend and pulls into the layby behind me!
The two male officers got out and asked me what I was doing as they had gone past a couple of times and seen my car there, left on a quiet back road, which seemed a bit odd to them.
It's worth noting that I have never been in trouble with the police so I was totally out of my comfort zone, especially as I was standing there with bits of mud on my clothes and in my hair, with a rucksack full of mud covered clothes and empty water bottles.
Fearing I might get in trouble for trespassing I decided that honesty was the best policy and admitted that I had this "fetish thing" for mud! They looked very confused as I explained that was the reason I was there, not to try and steal an excavator or whatever they thought I might be up to!
They proceeded to check my car, check my identity, and ask lots of questions all of which just added to my embarrassment. I think they could tell that the situation was a bigger punishment for me than anything else they could do. With that they suggested I go home and not do it again.
In fairness to them they were polite, fair and kind to me, but I can imagine they shared and had a really good laugh about me when they got back to the station!
I still cringe when I think about it and haven't been back to the area since!
Given that it's not the sort of anecdote we can drop into conversation with friends, I thought it might be fun to share it here, and find out if anyone else has had an embarrassing moment too.
Rewind to summer 2022 and I was enjoying one of my regular trips exploring local quarries to get muddy in. It was a nice summer evening and I decided to check out a few possible locations I had found on Google maps in Essex.
The first two weren't great due to access issues but I then found another where I could easily park the car in a nearby layby on a quiet back road. From there it was as a short walk through some trees, over a broken fence, and I was in.
I spent a fun hour or so exploring the mud, getting totally covered and generally having a very good time!
There wasn't a lot of fresh water for cleaning up but I did the best I could with the bottles of water I had, then stuffed all my muddy clothes in my rucksack.
I walked back to the car but as I was sorting myself and changing my shoes, a police car comes around the bend and pulls into the layby behind me!
The two male officers got out and asked me what I was doing as they had gone past a couple of times and seen my car there, left on a quiet back road, which seemed a bit odd to them.
It's worth noting that I have never been in trouble with the police so I was totally out of my comfort zone, especially as I was standing there with bits of mud on my clothes and in my hair, with a rucksack full of mud covered clothes and empty water bottles.
Fearing I might get in trouble for trespassing I decided that honesty was the best policy and admitted that I had this "fetish thing" for mud! They looked very confused as I explained that was the reason I was there, not to try and steal an excavator or whatever they thought I might be up to!
They proceeded to check my car, check my identity, and ask lots of questions all of which just added to my embarrassment. I think they could tell that the situation was a bigger punishment for me than anything else they could do. With that they suggested I go home and not do it again.
In fairness to them they were polite, fair and kind to me, but I can imagine they shared and had a really good laugh about me when they got back to the station!
I still cringe when I think about it and haven't been back to the area since!
SploshyDan said: So a couple of years ago I had a really embarrassing WAM moment, and it's still something my wife and I still laugh about.
Given that it's not the sort of anecdote we can drop into conversation with friends, I thought it might be fun to share it here, and find out if anyone else has had an embarrassing moment too.
Rewind to summer 2022 and I was enjoying one of my regular trips exploring local quarries to get muddy in. It was a nice summer evening and I decided to check out a few possible locations I had found on Google maps in Essex.
The first two weren't great due to access issues but I then found another where I could easily park the car in a nearby layby on a quiet back road. From there it was as a short walk through some trees, over a broken fence, and I was in.
I spent a fun hour or so exploring the mud, getting totally covered and generally having a very good time!
There wasn't a lot of fresh water for cleaning up but I did the best I could with the bottles of water I had, then stuffed all my muddy clothes in my rucksack.
I walked back to the car but as I was sorting myself and changing my shoes, a police car comes around the bend and pulls into the layby behind me!
The two male officers got out and asked me what I was doing as they had gone past a couple of times and seen my car there, left on a quiet back road, which seemed a bit odd to them.
It's worth noting that I have never been in trouble with the police so I was totally out of my comfort zone, especially as I was standing there with bits of mud on my clothes and in my hair, with a rucksack full of mud covered clothes and empty water bottles.
Fearing I might get in trouble for trespassing I decided that honesty was the best policy and admitted that I had this "fetish thing" for mud! They looked very confused as I explained that was the reason I was there, not to try and steal an excavator or whatever they thought I might be up to!
They proceeded to check my car, check my identity, and ask lots of questions all of which just added to my embarrassment. I think they could tell that the situation was a bigger punishment for me than anything else they could do. With that they suggested I go home and not do it again.
In fairness to them they were polite, fair and kind to me, but I can imagine they shared and had a really good laugh about me when they got back to the station!
I still cringe when I think about it and haven't been back to the area since!
Given that it's not the sort of anecdote we can drop into conversation with friends, I thought it might be fun to share it here, and find out if anyone else has had an embarrassing moment too.
Rewind to summer 2022 and I was enjoying one of my regular trips exploring local quarries to get muddy in. It was a nice summer evening and I decided to check out a few possible locations I had found on Google maps in Essex.
The first two weren't great due to access issues but I then found another where I could easily park the car in a nearby layby on a quiet back road. From there it was as a short walk through some trees, over a broken fence, and I was in.
I spent a fun hour or so exploring the mud, getting totally covered and generally having a very good time!
There wasn't a lot of fresh water for cleaning up but I did the best I could with the bottles of water I had, then stuffed all my muddy clothes in my rucksack.
I walked back to the car but as I was sorting myself and changing my shoes, a police car comes around the bend and pulls into the layby behind me!
The two male officers got out and asked me what I was doing as they had gone past a couple of times and seen my car there, left on a quiet back road, which seemed a bit odd to them.
It's worth noting that I have never been in trouble with the police so I was totally out of my comfort zone, especially as I was standing there with bits of mud on my clothes and in my hair, with a rucksack full of mud covered clothes and empty water bottles.
Fearing I might get in trouble for trespassing I decided that honesty was the best policy and admitted that I had this "fetish thing" for mud! They looked very confused as I explained that was the reason I was there, not to try and steal an excavator or whatever they thought I might be up to!
They proceeded to check my car, check my identity, and ask lots of questions all of which just added to my embarrassment. I think they could tell that the situation was a bigger punishment for me than anything else they could do. With that they suggested I go home and not do it again.
In fairness to them they were polite, fair and kind to me, but I can imagine they shared and had a really good laugh about me when they got back to the station!
I still cringe when I think about it and haven't been back to the area since!
In my mind this is like the first chapter in a sexy muddy wam police porno/ story..
12/13/23, 2:13am: This post won't bump the thread to the top.
3 way tie:
1. Before I learned to delete my search history, my dad went to go check his email on the family computer, and when he went to google and clicked on the search bar, the first thing that came up was "swimming in wedding dress".
2. Went to show my friend a funny YouTube video in high school. I had fallen asleep the previous night browsing MW looking for a good preview picture to jack off to and the first thing that popped up was an image of one of their models posing in an evening gown coated from head to toe with mud. We were in the middle of a crowded cafeteria.
3. My swim team growing up did our banquet one year at the pool we swam at. We had won championships that year so our coach kicked off her sandals and did a cannonball into the pool- sundress, hair done, makeup on and all. I went from limp to rock hard in the span of about 2 seconds and then had to hide it.
1. Before I learned to delete my search history, my dad went to go check his email on the family computer, and when he went to google and clicked on the search bar, the first thing that came up was "swimming in wedding dress".
2. Went to show my friend a funny YouTube video in high school. I had fallen asleep the previous night browsing MW looking for a good preview picture to jack off to and the first thing that popped up was an image of one of their models posing in an evening gown coated from head to toe with mud. We were in the middle of a crowded cafeteria.
3. My swim team growing up did our banquet one year at the pool we swam at. We had won championships that year so our coach kicked off her sandals and did a cannonball into the pool- sundress, hair done, makeup on and all. I went from limp to rock hard in the span of about 2 seconds and then had to hide it.
Ok so one time I tried to give a guy a hot and sexy live cam pieing. I really wanted to make it hot cause he sent me so many great wam videos Now I usually wear glasses and I also muted him. So I could not see my phone even without the pies. Getting into the session. I'm really giving it to myself. Sexily spreading shaving cream around. Slamming pies into my face and ass. Stroking myself off. The whole works. Then I get to the end. Pick up my phone and see a message that he apparently could only see my face he couldn't even alert me to the problem! I was mortified and embarrassed! So much sexy hard work down the drain.
slimedman said: Ok so one time I tried to give a guy a hot and sexy live cam pieing. I really wanted to make it hot cause he sent me so many great wam videos Now I usually wear glasses and I also muted him. So I could not see my phone even without the pies. Getting into the session. I'm really giving it to myself. Sexily spreading shaving cream around. Slamming pies into my face and ass. Stroking myself off. The whole works. Then I get to the end. Pick up my phone and see a message that he apparently could only see my face he couldn't even alert me to the problem! I was mortified and embarrassed! So much sexy hard work down the drain.
Isn't that just a good reason to do it again? LOL
Always looking for friends... So dont be shy.
A couple years ago, I was in a messy session with SCMessy and Ghostryder. SCMessy created a bubble in his living room where we could get messy in. The bubble was large and could fit a blow up mattress and couch, and cameras. We had been playing for a little bit, but we were already completely covered. We had two three 5 gallon buckets of slime. I was going to get up and get more slime, so I started to slide off the bed. The speed of me sliding off the bed quickly accelerated, and the was sped up even more when my feet hit the slime covered floor. My feet quickly went out from underneath me and my head hit the ground first. I busted my eyebrow open and had to get 4 stitches.
To get me cleaned up to go to urgent care, I slid on my butt to the bathroom and flopped over into the tub and Ghostryder helped me wash all the slime off. So that was humbling.
To get me cleaned up to go to urgent care, I slid on my butt to the bathroom and flopped over into the tub and Ghostryder helped me wash all the slime off. So that was humbling.
Shit if I'm being totally honest I'm a bit of a two pump chump with any type of messy sex. Haha it's just so overwhelmingly erotic for me that I've never been able to go for very long. It's just gets me every time. So I've had and will continue to have these embarrassing moments, I've just accepted it at this point haha
I haven't experienced anything too crazy during a session, the most embarrassing moments were price check wait on those big cans of pudding. And once we had a store employee in a small town we were vacationing in ask us if all the baked goods were for the church bake sale. I als9 once while on my way out of a store see all the cool whip in my cart and say someone is going to have a good time! But that didn't bother me too much.
Always looking for friends... So dont be shy.
YALL. My most embarrassing moment? Okaywe are all adults here. Girls fart. They do. we are humans. So? Me and Mel were getting down and dirty with eachother with some mess, right? Before that I had been complaining all morning that I was so bloated and felt just ick.
So? We started before by getting in the bed and making out and using toys on eachother nude just to get eachother horny, right? Well? I climbed on top of her and just as I went to smear some lube on her I fucking passed gas right on her---while I was on top of her!
So? During our messy time she was like "I swear to god if you do that when my face is near your ass or pussy imma kill you!" I could not stop laughing. We didn't even release our messy time bc it was just soooo much laughing and her giving me crap about earlier.
I was so embarrassed! At the time. Afterwards? It was just funny as all hell.
Maybe I should do cake farts. Lol!!!
Kidding. Totally kidding. But there is that and one time I had Mel getting me messy while filming me and I squirted and HIT HER with my fluids! I was like "oh my god I'm so sorry!" Wver since? If she's filming me I let her know If I'm close so she can steer clear! Hahahahaha
So? We started before by getting in the bed and making out and using toys on eachother nude just to get eachother horny, right? Well? I climbed on top of her and just as I went to smear some lube on her I fucking passed gas right on her---while I was on top of her!
So? During our messy time she was like "I swear to god if you do that when my face is near your ass or pussy imma kill you!" I could not stop laughing. We didn't even release our messy time bc it was just soooo much laughing and her giving me crap about earlier.
I was so embarrassed! At the time. Afterwards? It was just funny as all hell.
Maybe I should do cake farts. Lol!!!
Kidding. Totally kidding. But there is that and one time I had Mel getting me messy while filming me and I squirted and HIT HER with my fluids! I was like "oh my god I'm so sorry!" Wver since? If she's filming me I let her know If I'm close so she can steer clear! Hahahahaha
Get Messy, Get Wet, C'mon Get Happy!
BarryMcCockiner2 said: 3 way tie:
1. Before I learned to delete my search history, my dad went to go check his email on the family computer, and when he went to google and clicked on the search bar, the first thing that came up was "swimming in wedding dress"
1. Before I learned to delete my search history, my dad went to go check his email on the family computer, and when he went to google and clicked on the search bar, the first thing that came up was "swimming in wedding dress"
Aggh, you just unlocked a memory for me back when I was first getting into WAM. Same basic scenario; trying to show my parents how to navigate the web, they click something that shows all the recent search results (I can't remember the precise searches), and there I am hastily telling them to click literally anywhere else.
Not sure if they clocked it - they probably did - but I became VERY cautious after that. Rapidly learnt all the means to keep things a secret!
Jayce said: YALL. My most embarrassing moment? Okaywe are all adults here. Girls fart. They do. we are humans. So? Me and Mel were getting down and dirty with eachother with some mess, right? Before that I had been complaining all morning that I was so bloated and felt just ick.
So? We started before by getting in the bed and making out and using toys on eachother nude just to get eachother horny, right? Well? I climbed on top of her and just as I went to smear some lube on her I fucking passed gas right on her---while I was on top of her!
So? During our messy time she was like "I swear to god if you do that when my face is near your ass or pussy imma kill you!" I could not stop laughing. We didn't even release our messy time bc it was just soooo much laughing and her giving me crap about earlier.
I was so embarrassed! At the time. Afterwards? It was just funny as all hell.
Maybe I should do cake farts. Lol!!!
Kidding. Totally kidding. But there is that and one time I had Mel getting me messy while filming me and I squirted and HIT HER with my fluids! I was like "oh my god I'm so sorry!" Wver since? If she's filming me I let her know If I'm close so she can steer clear! Hahahahaha
So? We started before by getting in the bed and making out and using toys on eachother nude just to get eachother horny, right? Well? I climbed on top of her and just as I went to smear some lube on her I fucking passed gas right on her---while I was on top of her!
So? During our messy time she was like "I swear to god if you do that when my face is near your ass or pussy imma kill you!" I could not stop laughing. We didn't even release our messy time bc it was just soooo much laughing and her giving me crap about earlier.
I was so embarrassed! At the time. Afterwards? It was just funny as all hell.
Maybe I should do cake farts. Lol!!!
Kidding. Totally kidding. But there is that and one time I had Mel getting me messy while filming me and I squirted and HIT HER with my fluids! I was like "oh my god I'm so sorry!" Wver since? If she's filming me I let her know If I'm close so she can steer clear! Hahahahaha
Chances are there will be a fart fetish and they would want to see a messy farting video. This might open up a whole new income stream!
Went on holiday, whilst on holiday father in law left to look after the house. One of the jobs he wanted to help with was to wallpaper one of our rooms.
He found a large tube of raw uncoloured gunge powder and thought it was wallpaper paste.
Nothing stuck, wallpaper ruined with associated costs. Massive clean up operation that took days to wash it from the walls
When we got back, my wife knew exactly what had just happened and gave me one of those stares..
He found a large tube of raw uncoloured gunge powder and thought it was wallpaper paste.
Nothing stuck, wallpaper ruined with associated costs. Massive clean up operation that took days to wash it from the walls
When we got back, my wife knew exactly what had just happened and gave me one of those stares..
Diver2810 said: Went on holiday, whilst on holiday father in law left to look after the house. One of the jobs he wanted to help with was to wallpaper one of our rooms.
He found a large tube of raw uncoloured gunge powder and thought it was wallpaper paste.
Nothing stuck, wallpaper ruined with associated costs. Massive clean up operation that took days to wash it from the walls
When we got back, my wife knew exactly what had just happened and gave me one of those stares..
He found a large tube of raw uncoloured gunge powder and thought it was wallpaper paste.
Nothing stuck, wallpaper ruined with associated costs. Massive clean up operation that took days to wash it from the walls
When we got back, my wife knew exactly what had just happened and gave me one of those stares..
If it makes you feel any better- my senior year I bought a maxi dress for a school thing (dress like the opposite gender day and my mom is about half my size and it just didn't occur to me to ask a friend for a something??).
I try it on and it immediately rips. But I bought this thing from Target for like $30 and I'm not going to let it go to waste, and this is right around when I'm discovering that I'm to WAM, so I get into the habit of occasionally going to our basement guest bathroom and taking a shower in it.
A couple days before my graduation, my mom goes downstairs to clean the bathroom before my grandparents come, and a couple minutes later texts the family group chat: "why is there a long black dress draped over the shower curtain rod?"
What happened, you may ask?
Well, my cousin had gotten married the week before, and his wife looked absolutely smokin at brunch the next morning. White strapless maxi dress, denim jacket, hair straightened (she's got Ms. Frizzle hair), full face of makeup, whole nine yards. I got super turned on. So as soon as we get home, and my mom goes to the pool for a bit, and my dad takes a nap, I grab the dress, run downstairs, have some fun.
And then my ADHD brain forgets about it.
The situation took place when I was still a young man and I lived with my mother and father. My parents went on a weekend trip, their planned return home is Sunday. Knowing that I was alone at home, I decided on Saturday evening to paint my body with emulsion paint. Unfortunately for me, my parents decide to come back earlier. I'm in the bathroom covered with paint from head to toe and the door opens and my mother appears. I thought then that I would burn with shame, I remember that I had a big fight because of it and lots of questions why. that's how I look. Sorry for the style, I'm using Google Translator
