How smelly, whilst messy have you ever been?

For me, I've stunk of tomato vinegar, brown sauce, onion pickle, tuna, egg and more vinegar

Oh my, I can smell that just reading it

You must have super powerful shower gel.

It takes multiple washes and different face cleansers to remove the last of the odour

But, its worth it to smell like that for such a small period of time

The bad pesto that I've mentioned other times was probably the worst... but in that case, it was more persistent on the bathroom and my boots than it was on me.

The peanut oils in Thursday's peanut butter cream pie were a much nicer smell, but possibly even longer lasting.

The clean up must have been bad. It always takes me multiple washes. So many times, we've been sitting down before and he's said to me that he can smell pickle. Back in the shower I go

I think the smelliest I've even been was when mixed several cans of refried beans and mushroom soup together. Poured the whole mix into a shower cap and put it on my head. Smelly, but I still liked it. On my list of my top ten messes.

Fill a shower cap and wear it. Now there is something I have to try

I'm thinking something see through, filled with egg mayo

Kinky as fuck. Great choice.

My wife and I once played in the mud not far from our house, it was part of an un paved parking lot we had no idea how oily and polluted it was until it was too late. Easy to wash off but I still remember that smell.

OK, there was this time I was out walking through a wood with these muddy pools beside the path. I'd explored a few and they all seemed fairly shallow. Then on a whim I jumped in one and found myself crotch-deep in mud that absolutely stank of rotting vegetation. And I hadn't got any spare clothes with me, so I had to walk some distance with my jeans coated with this foul-smelling sludge until I got to a stream where I could wash the worst of it off. Passed a few other people, who were too polite to mention what I must have looked and smelt like.

So the smelliest I've been would be when I went back to that pool one evening when there weren't any other people around and deliberately tried to get as deep as I could in the stinking ooze. I ended up chest deep -- my sweatshirt had a noticeable tidemark even after I washed it

Definitevly the stinky mud puddle in the forest where we filmed with Suma and Fraeulein Kranzi...

That photo is one of my favorite wam mud pics. Love the whole look.