We've probably all dreamed of the perfect WAM Session & thought could it really happen? Sometimes we've had our perfection & sometimes we haven't, but just a bit of fun to see what people would like especially if say anything could happen as it were?

I'd imagine variants of this post appeared a lot over the years, so apologies if feels repetitive in any way.

For my perfect session which I've luckily experienced in my eyes, I was wearing a leather jacket and a smart office outfit and heels, now at the time I was not planning to get the outfit or heels wet or messy at all, was not sure how it would handle it. But a friend of mine who did WAM had hired out a gunge tank for something they were planning and asked me as a fellow Wammer would I be willing to be the guinea pig in the tank. We spoke about outfits, colour of gunge and so forth, when I arrived in this outfit, they said this wasn't one of the outfits but if you are going in the tank dressed like that is amazing. I tried to get out of it, but knew me too well and also knew eventually I'd get messy in it so thought why delay the inevitable.

The outfit & heels by the time I had finished being gunged was a multi colour canvas of mess. As I tried to get myself ready out of the tank to get cleaned up, my friend said not done yet, got a few other things we need to try. They proceeded with various other substances from custard, gravy and confetti to foam & and various other substances like cream, yoghurt, ice cream, melted chocolate & more. They were roadtesting as many substances for the tank for what they were doing, but wanted to ensure I experienced everything.

To finish off me was a deep wash to satisfy the wet side of me, the outfit & heels needed several washes to get me to wear it again but was salvageable despite how much I was determined to not WAM it on this occasion, shows sometimes we can't avoid the inevitable.

At the time I felt strongest about my WAM feelings & experiences then so for me it felt amazing wearing clothing & footwear I enjoy wearing when I can whether be for WAM or not, to do such a session, like I had been gunged and covered in various substances to just doing a wet session as a fully clothed crossdresser, but this level of session felt like starting the day in said outfit, going through everything on offer whether be candy, mostwam, liquidx or wherever and ending the day in it, having done so many sessions.

In the end something I didn't expect became perfection in more ways than one.

Apologies if rambled on a bit but welcome to share your perfect session if had it or something you'd dream to do.

I want to be dressed in a elegant dress. Fancy jewelry and beautiful makeup with bold red lipstick. I wanna wear a big DD breast plate and look like a beautiful fancy lady. I want a man and women to pie the fuck outta me. Im talking thrown pies, smashed pies, pie sandwiches until my wig is knocked off, my makeup is wiped away, my dress is torn off and Im reduced to a silly man wearing fake boobs. After my outfit and dignity is destroyed I want the lady to peg me while i give head to the man. A pied london bridge. A true bixsexual crossdresser dream.

Titty-fucking a beautiful busty gal while I repeatedly pie her. This is also something I still haven't seen properly done in a wam video (preferably filmed in POV style).

I've been thinking recently about the idea of a WAM threesome where I'm just the spectator - watching one guy gunge and pie another, maybe with me giving instructions. I've had plenty of one-on-one sessions in the past where I've been the one dishing out or receiving the mess, but I'm increasingly attracted to the idea of watching someone gunge an attractive man for my pleasure while I get to stay clean.

My ideal session would have to be one with at least 2 other men, and I'd want them to take full advantage of me while they pie, slime, degrade, and fuck me silly! I would love to have asses shoved in my face, dick forced down my throat, the whole 9 yards! And I'd want both/all men involved to cum on a pie and rub it in my face--total humiliation, and executed to perfection! <3

Not doing set up...or clean up.

The rest is immaterial. Ok, not really.....but I'm an old, lazy fart.

Just ask that Jayce woman who shall not be named.

I don't know what the specific scenario would be for but I want there to be a story beyond just "hey go throw this dress on and sit in that tank".

Outfit:
One person in something like this, I don't care what the dress is specifically except that it's like this:

https://savedbythedress.com/products/coral-strapless-chevron-maxi-dress

One person in something like this:
https://i0.wp.com/www.brookesbudgetbeauty.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/maxidressJJ3.jpg?w=1080&ssl=1

I don't really care what happens. Maybe it involves a tank. Maybe it involves buckets. Maybe it rains at a horse face and one lady thinks to other is admiring her man and pushes her and we get maxi dress mud wrestling. All that matters is that by the end both outfits are unrecognizable and borderline ruined.