First, like this post if you watch and are a fan of The Righteous Gemstones. I'd love to see how many of my fellow UMDers are fans of the show (and which cast member you'd like to see get messy the most. My vote is Cassidy Freeman).

My girlfriend in the past has been known to put on a maxi dress when she's in the mood and I'm not, as a way to get me horny. More recently, the dress has wound up in the shower afterwards. So, the joke about Judy's seduction dress was funnier to us than it should have been.

We recently decided it's time for a new seduction dress. My criteria was pretty much as follows:

1. The dress must be long (we've hiked plenty of short dresses, but we're assuming that the dress will wind up in the shower, and wet short dresses don't do much for me).
2. The dress must be something she'd wear outside of the bedroom.

The ones I wound up going with are as follows:

Dress 1: 1. I really like this one because it looks like it runs long, and (hoping to not sound like a controlling bf here) seeing my girl in a casual dress that drags on the ground while she's standing still would be hot as hell.

Dress 2: 2. Like the first one, I really like the length. I'm a little wary of the empire waist because my girlfriend has massive boobs (she's open about this), as well as the fact that every single review of it seems to have been made by a pregnant person, but the reviews also say that it has a lot of boob room. Has pockets too!

Dress 3: 3. I kinda stumbled upon this by accident. I never really considered it, but she does like a good wrap dress, and this one comes with the added bonus of being able to untie it as we please.