Let's just assume that your thing is an overweight, balding, but also very hairy man - it's good for my ego - and you want to get me messed up. What am I going to be wearing when you do it?
Comment on how you're going to mess me, or if there's another outfit you'd rather see me in!
(Incidentally, Chloe took these pictures aaaaaages ago, like two years ago, for something else we were going to do, but we never actually got around to it.)