So put a pair of tights on under my boxers (tights make all mess better!), socks n trackies, wore my high top trainers, a tshirt n put on a hoody too.
I was *damp* by the time I got to where I was going because of the rain, then pretty dirty and wet by the time I got to the muddy parts just from climbing about a soaking wet forest! I kinda fotgot myself and rolled about completely coating my hoody then tshirt and trackies- felt AMAZING!
But like I was completely head to toe filthy, about an hours walk from home, on my own... I had to get washed in a little river bit- brrrrr, that was cold! stripped off down to my tights and washed all my clothes out as much as I could and wrung them out to dry them... Then filled my tights with loads of mud and put on my wet, muddy clothes over the top. Before I'd to face public spaces I threw another layer of clean hoody n trackies but they were getting damp too from inside an out on my walk of shame home.
Filled my bathtub and got in in just my mud filled tights- it'd started to dry but the bath got it all oozy again. Beans, spaghetti, a peanut butter with bits shampoo and a smooth one for somewhere else sorted ended up in the clean up process too!
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