I sit outside in my black wetlook dress and knee boots, I then put on my black rubber gloves and pour squirty dairy cream into the palms of my gloved hands. I then bang my hands together so the cream splatters me and my dress. After making a creamy mess of my dress, I then stand and have 10 eggs thrown at me but sadly most miss me. Finally I wear the mess in the swimming pool for a wash off.
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